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Junk in the Trunk - 12/16/2010 10:55:12 AM   
barelynangel


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Status: offline 		Okay, so i am off work today and am watching divorce court while finishing up goody bags for collegues.

Well this lady was complaining that her husband was always teasing her about her weight utilizing the phrase Junk in the Trunk.

And his response was:  I love the junk in the trunk, i just can't get a ride.

That just cracked me up, so i decided to share.

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/20/2010 2:46:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		While I've only seen that show once or twice, I can picture the scene, and find it pretty funny. Thanks for sharing.

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/21/2010 3:43:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		I don't get how that is a nice way to say "you have a nice butt."   Junk in the trunk sounds wrong to me, but I'm sensitive that way.    M

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/21/2010 3:48:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		I don't know Bossy... If Will.i.am said "whacha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk," I don't think I'd  mind too much... nor would I mind getting him drunk off my humps  *wink.

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/21/2010 7:09:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		lol...that's funny. I bet lots of people cracked up.

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/21/2010 7:13:40 AM   
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I don't get how that is a nice way to say "you have a nice butt."   Junk in the trunk sounds wrong to me, but I'm sensitive that way.    M


Totally agree. It sounds nasty.

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/21/2010 2:52:55 PM   
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I don't know Bossy... If Will.i.am said "whacha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk," I don't think I'd  mind too much... nor would I mind getting him drunk off my humps  *wink.
Okay Missy, I agree Will-I-Am does make it sound HOT, but only because it's him. Some old man on the street says it to you, gross, lol. M

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/21/2010 10:31:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		I am SUCH a white girl.. it took me forever to figure out what the phrase meant.. (before this thread, but still... )lol

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/21/2010 10:37:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		i kinda think it's a cute lighthearted saying. It's certainly better than saying "you've got a nice big ass"

The words "big ass" make me bristle more.

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/21/2010 10:40:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		Anything has got to be better than "badonkadonk"... I mean, that sounds like some damned carnival game or something.

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/21/2010 11:34:32 PM   
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i kinda think it's a cute lighthearted saying. It's certainly better than saying "you've got a nice big ass"

The words "big ass" make me bristle more.
I don't know that I agree...  It may be a cultural thing, because I don't much worry about the derriere.    I would never expect someone I'm unfamiliar with to say something specific about my ass, but if he were going to make a comment about it anyway, he might as well just say it's nice and big,rather than make it sound cheap, a la junk.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqiw-Kqtlr0&feature=related.

I agree with BKSir, that "badonkadonk" absolutely makes me cringe.    M

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/22/2010 7:32:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		That's funny.  thanks for the link!

Hey... I don't know... Trace Adkins... the badonkadonk.  I don't know.  He's a tall drink a water, too.  (actually not my type, but HOLLY loves that dude!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/22/2010 3:20:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: YoungBlondeSlave

i kinda think it's a cute lighthearted saying. It's certainly better than saying "you've got a nice big ass"

The words "big ass" make me bristle more.


Yeah that's gross.

What's wrong with saying "you have a nice butt" seriously?

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/22/2010 10:52:41 PM   
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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/25/2010 7:30:07 PM   
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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/25/2010 7:47:42 PM   
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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/25/2010 8:25:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm a bit partial to a nice bum, but that's just crude in my opinion.  Somehow "ass" or "bum" is better.  I definitely agree about the badonkadonk thing, tho.  Who comes up with this crap?

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RE: Junk in the Trunk - 12/26/2010 9:20:24 PM   
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Hey... I don't know... Trace Adkins... the badonkadonk. I don't know. He's a tall drink a water, too. (actually not my type, but HOLLY loves that dude!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
That's funny.  thanks for the link!

Hey... I don't know... Trace Adkins... the badonkadonk.  I don't know.  He's a tall drink a water, too.  (actually not my type, but HOLLY loves that dude!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc
That is a very sexy video.   I don't love the song, but the man singing is fairly hot looking...      M

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