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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 6:36:03 AM   
Louve00


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Status: offline 		Gosh Lisa!  If you got hate mail over that little quip and in this little fun thread that was going on, I hate to think of the hate mail that flies on other topics.  I'm with you.  A forum board open to the public is no place to let your emotions get the best of you.  Besides...your little post made me think of Garth, who doesn't praise the Lord but counts on his friends when he's down. 

For me it was a good thing.

Merry Christmas! 

*Edited to add...Actually, I can't truly speak for what Garth Brook does or who he counts on, but I really really like his song!


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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 6:36:55 AM   
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Anyone up for a good fart joke?

Git 'er done!



Well, since you asked......

What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place.
But in the end it couldn't 'cos it had no guts.

What's the definition of bravery?
A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

What happened to the blind skunk?
He fell in love with a fart.

What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
Tear Gas.

Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

What do you call a fart?
A turd honking for the right of way.
 
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.

What do you call "fart" in German?
Farfrompoopin!

Your ass is so tight:
You fart and only dogs can hear it.

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor!

Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.

Confucius say:
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

My favs
















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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 6:45:48 AM   
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I once used duct tape, among other things, to make emergency repairs on an electron microscope. Does that make Me a high tech redneck?



The astronauts took duck tape with them to the moon, Will. Now if you were using the electron microscope to check the vitality of your own sperm, then I guess your title would be secure.

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 8:13:30 AM   
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I once used duct tape, among other things, to make emergency repairs on an electron microscope. Does that make Me a high tech redneck?



The astronauts took duck tape with them to the moon, Will. Now if you were using the electron microscope to check the vitality of your own sperm, then I guess your title would be secure.

Cant be done. Live tissues can't be observed under an EM.

I was doing crystallography/materials science at the time, not biological.

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 8:44:09 AM   
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This.  I have never understood the negative connotations some connect with the term redneck. They (we) are some folks that are mighty fun to hang out with.


Watch Larry the Cable Guy for a couple of hours.



He is funny as hell.  I don't see anything negative about any of his shows.  He exaggerates truths and stereotypes, and it is hilarious.

My fav Jeff Foxworthy line is still "If yer momma ever yelled yall come look at this before I flush, you might be a redneck!"

I reckon I am a redneck, cause that is funny as hell to me!


Wait those are jokes and exaggerations?

Thinks someone forgot to tell her family lol.

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 9:31:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

Anyone up for a good fart joke?

Git 'er done!



Well, since you asked......

Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

What do you call a fart?
A turd honking for the right of way.
 
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.

What do you call "fart" in German?
Farfrompoopin!

Your ass is so tight:
You fart and only dogs can hear it.


My favs



You and Larry would be a match made in heaven.

Git 'er done!

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 9:48:29 AM   
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As to $20 a year- that could buy some whiskey. 

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 9:50:46 AM   
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This.  I have never understood the negative connotations some connect with the term redneck. They (we) are some folks that are mighty fun to hang out with.
He is funny as hell.  I don't see anything negative about any of his shows.  He exaggerates truths and stereotypes, and it is hilarious.

My fav Jeff Foxworthy line is still "If yer momma ever yelled yall come look at this before I flush, you might be a redneck!"

I reckon I am a redneck, cause that is funny as hell to me!


Wait those are jokes and exaggerations?

Thinks someone forgot to tell her family lol.



hahaha  A few of the branches of my family tree could make great redneck jokes......you might be a redneck if folks had to dodge cow poo at your wedding......you might be a redneck if you ever answered the phone and it was a Jerry producer inviting you to be on an upcoming show....there is much more, but I wanna keep my sophisticated knowlegeable rep up on here yanno.

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 10:02:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		I dont care what people say about red necks- a good many of them have survival skills that city slickers will never have.

Like any group-- take the good- and discount the bad.   In the end we all bleed red.

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 12:05:38 PM   
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU Ray Stevens... lol.. adore him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs ... dont forget the women!

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 12:14:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		My favorite redneck joke of all time by "Killa Beez" (he just kinda disappeared)


"You cant get away from a fat woman in a singlewide"

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 2:37:16 PM   
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My favorite redneck joke of all time by "Killa Beez" (he just kinda disappeared)


"You cant get away from a fat woman in a singlewide"

hahahahaha......hmmm, I wonder if I can still buy a single wide...

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 2:51:55 PM   
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"You cant get away from a fat woman in a singlewide"


   




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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 5:20:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

My favorite redneck joke of all time by "Killa Beez" (he just kinda disappeared)


"You cant get away from a fat woman in a singlewide"

hahahahaha......hmmm, I wonder if I can still buy a single wide...

Unfortunately...........yes

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 5:25:05 PM   
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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 5:31:46 PM   
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Redneck songs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU Ray Stevens... lol.. adore him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs ... dont forget the women!


Hey Tazzy - I couldn't open the one for women (removed on copyright grounds from my country - it happens).  If it was even HALF as good as that Ray Stevens video....  whew... That made me laugh!  Thank you!

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 5:33:47 PM   
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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 5:43:29 PM   
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My favorite redneck joke of all time by "Killa Beez" (he just kinda disappeared)


"You cant get away from a fat woman in a singlewide"

hahahahaha......hmmm, I wonder if I can still buy a single wide...

Unfortunately...........yes

Unfortunately?  I don't get it.....and I live in the hometown of the one twue big chicken! 

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 7:08:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm a real estate broker jst. I HATE to see folks fall for the dog and pony show and buy a manufactured home. The damn things DEPRECIATE and if the salesman says different, he's lying thru his tooth.

Around here, you can get a decent house (new or almost so) for what you pay for a doublewide and lot and septic and water hook up.

People still buy the damn things and then, a few years later when they want to sell, I have to be the one that gives them the bad news that "it isnt worth what you owe on it" and that is in a GOOD market. Of course, that makes ME the asshole, not the lying salesman.

In this county, mobiles are about 5% of the total housing market but they are over 50% of the total foreclosures. Not good numbers if you live in one.

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RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... - 12/18/2010 8:16:16 PM   
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Some of which can sell upwards to 200,000.


Huh?

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