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RE: My penis is so big... - 4/30/2006 8:21:22 PM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		My penis is so big if I get an erection I will die due to blood loss in the rest of my body!

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RE: My penis is so big... - 4/30/2006 8:27:17 PM   
emeraude


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Joined: 10/24/2004
Status: offline 		My penis is so big, they call me the human tripod.

And yes, a guy actually said that line to me once in a bar. Might have worked if he was wearing three-legged jeans. heh heh

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RE: My penis is so big... - 4/30/2006 8:35:02 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		I was in San Fran a few years ago......  I think it might have been 1906....  and I dropped my penis by accident....

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RE: My penis is so big... - 4/30/2006 9:46:26 PM   
pmlbear


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Joined: 4/23/2006
Status: offline 		My penis is so big, It's been nicknamed "Nessie"

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RE: My penis is so big... - 5/1/2006 1:21:33 AM   
Rumtiger


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Joined: 3/4/2006
From: Vegas
Status: offline 		My penis is so big, when I was circumsized they used the foreskin to craft the leather wear for 10,000 dommes.

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RE: My penis is so big... - 5/1/2006 1:42:48 AM   
DameDarkness


Posts: 341
Joined: 10/1/2004
Status: offline 		my penis is so big i can fuck the entire world twice over and still hit the moon 

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RE: My penis is so big... - 5/2/2006 6:11:41 PM   
feastie


Posts: 1793
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Status: offline 		My penis is so big, I rent it to Goodyear.

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RE: My penis is so big... - 5/3/2006 11:27:10 PM   
Dustyn


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Status: offline 		send a note to a girl at the other end of the bar

note reads:

"Hold yer glass up, sweetheart, and I'll stir it from here."


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RE: My penis is so big... - 5/4/2006 12:57:39 AM   
DameDarkness


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Status: offline 		pssss how else you think the moon gets so white ;)

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RE: My penis is so big... - 5/6/2006 4:36:28 AM   
Dustyn


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Status: offline 		My penis is so big, it has it's own driver's liscence and social security card...

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Murderer?! Murderer! Let me tell you something about murder. It's fun; it's easy; you gonna learn ALL about it. - Tin Tin

Can you be more amusing?

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RE: My penis is so big... - 5/6/2006 4:47:36 AM   
foxnotinsox


Posts: 84
Joined: 4/29/2005
From: eastern Ontario, Canada
Status: offline 		When my guy was about 2 years old, he caught sight of the vibrator I had at the time .. a 7-incher, natural feel, ummm with a suction cup at the bottom. I had washed it and was air-drying it, and had just forgotten to put it away before he awoke.

Anyways, he was soooooooo impressed with my penis, he just had to tell the neighbours ..
"my mommy has a penis ... and it's this BIG!!"
*-----------------------------------------------------------------------*
[he spreads his hands as wide as he can]

Gosh! I was sooooo embarassed <blush>
Teaches me right to use all the proper terms heheh

< Message edited by foxnotinsox -- 5/6/2006 4:48:26 AM >

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RE: My penis is so big... - 5/6/2006 4:48:09 AM   
edianspet


Posts: 24
Joined: 2/17/2006
Status: offline 		His penis is so big, at Halloween he threw it over his shoulder and went to a party as a gas pump.

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RE: My penis is so big... - 5/6/2006 4:57:00 PM   
spankmepink11


Posts: 1310
Joined: 9/28/2005
Status: offline 		His penis is so big; He can change channels without the remote.

His penis is so big; He run three-legged races by Himself

His penis is so big; it makes the Grand Canyon scream “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
 
 His penis is so big; it graduated a year before He did.

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RE: My penis is so big... - 5/6/2006 5:01:27 PM   
spankmepink11


Posts: 1310
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Status: offline 		His penis is so big; He entered a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.
 
His penis is so big; the head of it has only seen his balls in pictures.
 
His penis is so big He's already fucking a girl tomorrow 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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