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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/22/2010 2:42:24 PM

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Now you got to tell me...

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/22/2010 2:48:30 PM

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Now you got to tell me...

i second that.

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/22/2010 2:56:07 PM

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LOL, I don't remember exactly what I said, only his response.

If I do, I will be sure to let you ladies know!!

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/22/2010 4:39:20 PM

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Lol I am seriously laughing by myself, reading all these worst pick up lines ever!

I never really had to go through corniness like that. Most annoyance I ever go through is the guy doesn't stop saying "Hi" to me, while following me around wherever I'm at. :-/

Best pick up line? "Hi. How are you tonight?" With a nice smile. Not a creepy one, a nice one! And see how you can use that both as a pick up, but if she doesn't seem interested, you can totally pull it off as you're just trying to be pleasant. And she has that opportunity to brush you off easier and way more pleasantly than being a total bitch. Lol! Just sayin'.

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/22/2010 4:43:17 PM

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Git in the truck, bitch.

Much classier than telling them to get on their knees.

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/22/2010 6:14:18 PM

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"Hey Blondie, drop your laundry."
Well, it worked in the 70's, sometimes.

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/22/2010 7:34:15 PM

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Git in the truck, bitch.

Much classier than telling them to get on their knees.

After she "gits" in the truck, do you "git 'er done"?

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/22/2010 7:45:03 PM

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best and worst all at the same time that was used on me:

Wanna fuck?

Works though! <S>

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/22/2010 8:11:03 PM

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Q-"What's your favorite letter of the alphabet?"

A-"Mine is U."

Worst line ever.

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/22/2010 9:01:18 PM

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I don't know about best or worst. The cheesiest one that I've probably ever used was to tell darch chylde that his Mistress had excellent taste in submissives.

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/22/2010 10:43:48 PM

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I am not aware I use chat up lines, not really sure how to use them, the aspie content of me, but I have been told I tease, but I am not aware of what I am doing, but if caught and asked what I am thinking, the reply is the truth and I am honest with it, I say, I can think of some really kinky things to do with you. If they ask, I tell them they really don't want to know.

But I have been told, why is it others have to make an effort to catch a woman's eye, and I get women coming up to me without making an effort and when they start with the chat up lines, I miss them completely and say something like I have to go home to feed my cat, or rearrange my sock drawer or something. I guess this infuriates women, as I guess I am playing the not interested game.

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/22/2010 11:05:56 PM

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There it is folks, the coveted

Sunny quote of the day:
"You have a very nice bladder. Wanna drink?"

LMAO!!!!

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/23/2010 12:52:25 AM

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I don't use pick-up lines. and the only girls who have ever tried them on on me have been strippers wanting a "dance"

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/23/2010 1:47:00 AM

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I prefer my women relatively sober, just because I'm doing most of the work it doesn't mean that what little they actually DO isn't so much more pleasurable for me when they aren't paralytic.

Best opening line: "What are you staring at?" (smilingly). Worked. I ended up staring at MUCH more of her. I liked her initial gall.
Worst: "Hi, why don't you buy me a drink?" I mean, every gold-digger starts off with leeching from someone, but why the hell start with me??

I dont know how many women you've been with... i know its single digits hell it might just be your left and right hand...... however None of the sex I've been involved in has been the guy doing most of the work.... its always been us girls working our hips, working our thighs moving harder faster deeper because well we all know you guys think 6 inches is big but it sure as hell isnt....

And We get you hate women because we constantly reject you degrade you and tell you no because of your misogyny however give the gold digger bullshit a rest....NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT... in fact I only know 4 or 5 women who even expect a guy to buy their drinks...

As a woman I buy my OWN drinks, A) to control how much alcohol I consume b) to ensure something doesnt get slipped into it and c) to ensure some guy doesnt think that buying a drink means he gets in my pants.....

All of my friends follow the same principals, the only one we allow to comp us is the very yummy bartender where we normally drink...

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/23/2010 2:57:20 AM

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I probably should have put this in earlier when I answered. I'd have to say the most successful pick up line without having it intended to be one, would have been the first thing I ever said to MP.

"You guys are going to the wrong places to meet women."

Not the greatest line in the world, but we'll be married ten years as of next March.

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/23/2010 3:16:27 AM

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Me: Can I buy you a drink?

Her: No

Me: I guess a blowjob is out of the question then?

Her: NO!!, I mean yes, I mean.......

I got a good laugh out of her anyway.........

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/23/2010 3:24:42 AM

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why don't ya sit on my lap and we'll talk bout what ever pops up

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/23/2010 3:25:56 AM

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Oh, yeah, like it's a major challenge for a chick to pick up a guy... >snort< >guffaw<

"They say a pretty girl is like a melody. I wonder what you sound like?"
"I just bought this bottle of vodka. Would you like to help me drink it?"
"I'd buy you a cup of coffee, but I'm broke. I've got some pretty good pot, though."
"How would you like to sketch me instead of the landscape?" (said to a chick who was drawing a tree in Monroe Park, Richmond)
"You show me yours, and I'll show you mine." (at a Halloween party, when I had a well-stuffed bra on under my t-shirt)
"You know, an old girlfriend told Andrew (A good friend whom this young lady also knew) that I'm an asshole, but I'm good in bed."

It's late, and that's all I can remember for now.

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/23/2010 4:15:42 AM

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I actually did tell a cute bartender once that I wanted a martini as dirty as me!

I knew him, and he was one of my gay boyfriends, but I like to think that all the fellows around me who were giggling about it were out the next night getting dirty martinis, and the bartenders were all running out of vermouth.

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RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines - 12/23/2010 4:32:52 AM

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I prefer my women relatively sober, just because I'm doing most of the work it doesn't mean that what little they actually DO isn't so much more pleasurable for me when they aren't paralytic.

Best opening line: "What are you staring at?" (smilingly). Worked. I ended up staring at MUCH more of her. I liked her initial gall.
Worst: "Hi, why don't you buy me a drink?" I mean, every gold-digger starts off with leeching from someone, but why the hell start with me??

And We get you hate women because we constantly reject you degrade you and tell you no because of your misogyny however give the gold digger bullshit a rest....NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT... in fact I only know 4 or 5 women who even expect a guy to buy their drinks...

ONLY 4/5 ?????? You must only have half a dozen girlfriends then. That's 4 or 5 more than I know (unmarried, that is). Any woman I find out is a gold-digger (and I'm damn good at spotting them) isn't going to know me for very long.

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