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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:56:01 AM

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arrest warrants

lmao best so far. I know a few I could give those to.

One of those really ugly ties or sweaters.

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:57:56 AM

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you too, subin :)

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:59:12 AM

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Loathe... strong word. Why would I give people I loathe any attention whatsoever?

If it were like a Secret Santa at work with someone I really disliked... Lemme think... I'd get them one of those singing dolls for their kid. Or a drum set. That'd be good.

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 7:01:31 AM

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Yep I am another that would seriously struggle to think of anyone I can't stand but if I had one I would cook for them!!

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 7:05:34 AM

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omg..wanders..

I so would do that too!!!!!!!

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 7:18:29 AM

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omg..wanders..

I so would do that too!!!!!!!

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 7:39:54 AM

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I posted this on a similar topic in humor.

Why give em herpes when you can give them AIDS?

Better yet, give them herpes, aids AND genital warts.

That is actually very funny, but they are so cute it would not be mean enough to send them!

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 7:47:58 AM

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Diseases are just a touch sensitive, if you know what I mean.

I agree with LadyPact. Few that I loathe. Such peeps are just not in my life, but I do like the inflatable fruitcake. The arrest warrants idea segues into restraining orders. Especially if we work in the same office. Judges, however, need a strong physical reason to issue those.

There's on-line services that will deliver (to target's office) packages that are empty, but emblazoned with sayings such as "Open Carefully / Contents: Herpes cure kit." OR "Your personal dildo - just as you specified." OR "Tea Party Political Literature."

There's all kinds of sayings, and, of course, you can order whatever phrasing you like. Oh, and they're cheap, too. $5 - $15 range.

Now, Lance..... how do you know of such things? Well, a friend wanted to start a business www.TakeAwayTheVote.com and I was helping her with research for competition. Her idea: send an official-looking "certificate" that appeared to be from the Secretary of State. It announces that "Due to your stand on XYZ issue, your voter registraionhas been canceled." Of course, the date for renewal is long past. She chickened out, even though I suggested a two-part form. One to send on to the "victim" and one for sender's records: Incuded is correct envelope size to send it forward. That seemed to reduce our liabilty to zero, since we were just making the spoof, not actually sending it. It was up to purchaser to either send it or not. Firgured we could it for same $5 as other spoof letters.

You are drifting, Lance! BAD Lance!

Right.......

How 'bout an all expense paid trip to have hated mother-in-law visit victim?

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 8:05:11 AM

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i have an ex brother-in-law in the state pen for murder. i abhore him for obvious reasons, as a person he's a useless lump of brainless fat, as a criminal he is extremely vicious. one year before he was sent away he and my then husband were making fun of christmas carols, making up new lyrics. i think it would be appropriate to send him a recording of the entire family singing "i'll be home for christmas".

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 8:10:26 AM

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Eh... If I had to give a gift to someone I loathed, and I have been in situations where I had to give gifts for people I really didn't like, I would get them something that required no thought. Like a small basket from Bath and Body Works already made, instead of going through the store and picking the scents and products with love.

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 8:18:35 AM

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Well you can go a few ways on this one.

1. a nice donation to charity in your loved ones name. maybe that could wake em up.

2. Atlantic City taffy. (great for losing dental fillings over)!

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 9:10:53 AM

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A kitten. A nice, playful, cute little kitten.

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 9:49:05 AM

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Give their children loud, obnoxious toys with lots of flashing lights. And be sure to include lots of batteries.

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 10:05:25 AM

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Sign him up for one of those impossible to cancel services like AOL. It will go on for years...

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 10:54:05 AM

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I go for the flaming doggie poop for the person. Favorite spot...front porch...

This means that you have to run faster than Carl Lewis...

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 11:49:08 AM

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Depends on what you "know" about them, now, doesn't it?

I'm thinking if you KNEW their favorite restaurant, but it was cross country, give a non-transferable gift certificate.

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 12:00:12 PM

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www.RevengeCrab.com sells "vials of product." Be sure to check out the "Red Package."

From the home page:

Yes we sell revenge in a vial and yes we are proud of it

We sell you revenge in a plastic vial to give to your ex-girlfriend or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them.. If you want a method of revenge that doesn’t involve permanent damage, risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place.

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 12:05:51 PM

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Site above has been sanitized from first time I saw it. Used to have "If possible, sprinkle crab eggs on the bedding / clothing of the current lover of your ex. That way, either ex is accused of bringing them home, or current one is. Trust in monogamy? POOF!" or words to that effect.

BUT! To stay on topic, I call this and last post "The gift that keeps on giving."

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 12:21:28 PM

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An iPod full of Obama speeches...Oh wait!

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 12:43:05 PM

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What would be the perfect present for someone you loathe? Come on folks, let's pool the very best of our misanthropy here.

Top of my list so far would be Cliff Richards's Cliff at Christmas - a superb collection of all of Cliff's most nauseating Christmas songs. Can anyone beat that?

Does that mean you won't like the Barry Manilow CD I got you?

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