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PeonForHer -> Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 5:52:14 AM)
What would be the perfect present for someone you loathe? Come on folks, let's pool the very best of our misanthropy here. Top of my list so far would be Cliff Richards's Cliff at Christmas - a superb collection of all of Cliff's most nauseating Christmas songs. Can anyone beat that?

myotherself -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 5:53:10 AM)
anal warts

PeonForHer -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 5:53:48 AM)
Can you get those at Marks and Spencer's?

PeonForHer -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 5:55:26 AM)
FR Ooh, oooh - can you still buy McDonalds Gift Vouchers?

myotherself -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 5:57:05 AM)
To answer both of your questions: Yes (if my friend's ex still works at M&S) [:'(] and Yes! You can give a McSuicide for christmas [:D]

barelynangel -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 5:57:27 AM)
Deleted because i thought it was a serious question lol. When in reading the responses -- i was typing when they came in -- it seems to be a silly one.

Lucylastic -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 5:59:53 AM)
anything to do with barney, the teletubbies or blues clues I want anything to do with george, zippy, bungle or noddy tho!!!

LadyPact -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 6:00:31 AM)
Do you realize how few people on the planet actually make My 'can't stand' list? If I had a nickle for each, I couldn't even come up with a dollar. It's rare for Me not to come up with some redeeming quality for another person. A thought, perhaps. Have you considered Kenny G?

Kana -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 6:00:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer What would be the perfect present for someone you loathe? Herpes

Hillwilliam -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 6:05:52 AM)
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/giantmicrobes-originals/ I posted this on a similar topic in humor. Why give em herpes when you can give them AIDS? Better yet, give them herpes, aids AND genital warts.

GreedyTop -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 6:06:44 AM)
arrest warrants

Lucylastic -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 6:07:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer What would be the perfect present for someone you loathe? Herpes wondering how you package that?? LMAO theres always fruitcake, cept I like fruitcake so it would be completely lost on me... sighs

GreedyTop -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 6:11:06 AM)
Lucy.. check out hilly's post in humour...

Lucylastic -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 6:16:11 AM)
LMAO I want chlamydia altho, oh hell, theres so many to choose from :)

GreedyTop -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 6:17:19 AM)
arent they great??

LadyPact -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 6:20:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/giantmicrobes-originals/ I posted this on a similar topic in humor. Why give em herpes when you can give them AIDS? Better yet, give them herpes, aids AND genital warts. <Cough> My other half did not agree with Me about the humor value on the subject. Personally, I liked the contribution.

GreedyTop -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 6:36:42 AM)
waves hi to MP

anniezz338 -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 6:43:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/giantmicrobes-originals/ I posted this on a similar topic in humor. Why give em herpes when you can give them AIDS? Better yet, give them herpes, aids AND genital warts. These are great....but I would have to give them to friends. They would get a kick out of them. If I HAVE to buy something for someone I loath, they would get a "donation to a good cause made in your name" card.

LadyPact -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 6:46:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer FR Ooh, oooh - can you still buy McDonalds Gift Vouchers? Would probably work if someone hated Me. Poisoning Me with onions would be a good start.

TreasureKY -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 6:48:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer What would be the perfect present for someone you loathe? My unwavering disregard. quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact It's rare for Me not to come up with some redeeming quality for another person. But with this, I agree.

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