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Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/23/2010 8:15:07 PM   
AnimusRex


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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/23/2010 8:39:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		He did say something like ' give to Rome what is Romes '. He might have been a tax and spend liberal.

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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/24/2010 4:22:12 AM   
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(And a druggy, and gay: the Apostles were obviously a gay mushroom cult, like one of the camper street gangs out of The Warriors...)

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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/24/2010 5:46:21 AM   
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Jesus was a black,gay,hippy jew.

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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/24/2010 7:43:59 AM   
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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/24/2010 10:42:29 AM   
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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/24/2010 10:50:21 AM   
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ETA: (I wasn't Amenning subrob!)

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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/24/2010 2:39:07 PM   
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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/24/2010 2:50:18 PM   
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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/24/2010 2:59:50 PM   
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Additionally most Kings that follow a star would end up somewhere in the north pole, this was before Google maps was invented let us not forget.

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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/24/2010 4:14:36 PM   
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ETA: And why do you say he couldn't build a barn? Joseph and the VM were only in Bethlehem for a census.


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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/24/2010 4:20:47 PM   
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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/24/2010 5:16:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AnimusRex

Preach it, Colbert!
Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat


Of course he was. The Republicans couldnt find three wise men or a virgin.

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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/24/2010 6:43:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Its funny how times do change.At one time,Republican's were the liberal party for freedom and human rights.The Dixiecrats of the south were the KKK biggots.In the last 40 year's,the tables have turned.Now the Repukelicans are the narrow minded racists.The Democrats are the one for progressive change.My,how times do change.

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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/25/2010 9:33:38 AM   
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He did say something like ' give to Rome what is Romes '. He might have been a tax and spend liberal.

Except I believe it was 10%...a flat taxer.

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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/25/2010 5:10:46 PM   
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Jesus healed the sick. If he were a Democrat, he would have required proof they made less than 50 sesterii a year for his assistance, otherwise he would have simply fined them for not having insurance and gone on his way.

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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/25/2010 5:17:36 PM   
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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/25/2010 5:27:59 PM   
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Colbert is funny? I never got that.


How unsurprising!

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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/26/2010 3:41:26 AM   
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RE: Jesus Was A Liberal Democrat! - 12/26/2010 3:51:14 PM   
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Jesus was liberal. Not a liberal.



Except he wasn't. Jesus was very much the authoritarian with an interest in his subjects' welfare. In my view that would make him a conservative. As far as I'm aware...Jesus's position wasn't open for election...and that means he resides outside of the sphere of liberal democracy.

Someone like Frederick the Great would be his modern day equivalent.

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