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NocturnalStalker -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 11:07:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker I am going to pretend I never read this so that one day when I am depressed I may revisit this and laugh. Do it when you're at least middle-aged, overweight, and balding, instead of being the cute, young thing that you are today. [;)] I plan to die by 30 from a motorcycle accident.

LadyPact -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 11:10:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker I plan to die by 30 from a motorcycle accident. A lot of people say things like that, dear. I can't tell you how many folks I know who hit their thirtieth, fortieth, or fiftieth birthday and said they never expected to live that long.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 11:16:09 AM)
...But I don't wanna be that old! Jerry Seinfeld whine

hlen5 -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 11:16:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker I am going to pretend I never read this so that one day when I am depressed I may revisit this and laugh. Do it when you're at least middle-aged, overweight, and balding, instead of being the cute, young thing that you are today. [;)] I plan to die by 30 from a motorcycle accident. You've got a lot of living to pack into nine years!!

LadyPact -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 11:20:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker ...But I don't wanna be that old! Jerry Seinfeld whine None of us do, dear. It just tends to sneak up on you when you're not looking.

sexyred1 -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 11:24:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker I am going to pretend I never read this so that one day when I am depressed I may revisit this and laugh. Do it when you're at least middle-aged, overweight, and balding, instead of being the cute, young thing that you are today. [;)] I plan to die by 30 from a motorcycle accident. Ha! Who says the youth of today are not ambitious? You go, boy!!

Hillwilliam -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 11:43:43 AM)
If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of Myself.

pahunkboy -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 11:44:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker ...But I don't wanna be that old! Jerry Seinfeld whine Tell me about it. Enjoy your young years- while you still can.

pahunkboy -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 11:45:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of Myself. You don't look a day over 79.

tazzygirl -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 11:49:52 AM)
~FR I would encourage my younger sister to marry him. Many pre-nups have a settlement clause. If both are happy with the arrangement, why should anyone else complain.

Lucylastic -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 12:03:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jaybeee quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic whats in it for him? SNORTS when was the last time you got laid by a chick young enough to be your grandaughter? And thrived on the attention? Said chick would need to have a mother aged 30, and a grandmother aged 44, in order for me to avoid Prison. And even then my chances of remaining a free man hinge entirely upon the nation in which I'm getting down with young Ellie/Chloe' etc. Drop the "Grand" prefix and you can have your query resolved. misogynistic and no sense of humour or imagination.. that really does explain an awful lot. there there dearie your time will come.. maybe

pahunkboy -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 12:39:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl ~FR I would encourage my younger sister to marry him. Many pre-nups have a settlement clause. If both are happy with the arrangement, why should anyone else complain. I sure would not to my sister- tho it is a mute point because she would not be interested in that much of an age difference.

MissAsylum -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 1:29:56 PM)
you said my name- whatcha want?[:D] quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl Careful, boy, the insane run the asylum. [;)]

tazzygirl -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 1:33:11 PM)
~~say my name, say my name~~ Was just singing your praises! [;)]

sirsholly -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 2:07:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of Myself. Not me. When i die, they will NOT be burying a healthy body.

Arpig -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 3:55:43 PM)
quote: Would you want your little sister marrying him? Sure..but then again my sister is way too old for Hef's tastes.[:D]

SorceressJ -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 4:00:57 PM)
What's just cuter'n sin is: thinking about Christie, who's in her late 50's, with a 24-yr-old stepmother, as it were.. Not that any of this is any of my beezwax, but I just hope that Hef is as happy a rich and lucky old bastard as he looks.

Arpig -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 4:04:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of Myself. Yeah, I know what you mean

DesFIP -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 5:26:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy I doubt the guy can even stay hard anymore. Viagra is the miracle pill. Only if it isn't contraindicated by all the other medications the elderly tend to be on. And usually it is.

Hillwilliam -> RE: Gold-Digger Alert... (12/27/2010 5:31:14 PM)
By the way, My life's ambition is to be shot at age 99. By a YOUNG jealous husband.

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