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mummyman321 -> 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/27/2010 9:04:59 PM)
I have a question. I have noticed a trend in the past year or two that Dommes will put thier age as 99. I assume this is to attempt to cut down on the spam you get but this is only a guess on my part. And I could see how it would work. Or is there some unwritten internet code that I do not know about? So the question is why do you use an age of 99? Please tell us. Enquiring minds want to know.

DesFIP -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/27/2010 9:12:48 PM)
Subs do it too. In a vain attempt to cut down on unwanted emails. As to why that number? It's the top one available.The range is 18 - 99. If you pick 18, you'll get hundreds of emails on the first day. By picking the oldest possible age, we hope to get none.

mummyman321 -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/27/2010 9:16:19 PM)
I like the idea. And I do see how it would cut down on the HNG's (horny net geeks). I see more and more people doing it. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing out on some secret code LOL!

VioletGray -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/27/2010 10:25:07 PM)
Des is clearly wrong in this. It's just that a lot of women in the nursing homes are tired of sucking on Werther's originals and playing Skip Bo all day, and have decided to get back into the fun! [sm=domme.gif] Denture-play anyone?

mummyman321 -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/27/2010 10:31:39 PM)
Now theres a visual. A nursing home full of Dommes running around. :)

Phoenixpower -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/27/2010 11:37:44 PM)
Well, do you think they would all still be able to look after themselves [8\|][8\|][8\|] They do have their slaves and servents in there and lemme tell you, some of them have the time of their lives [:D][:D][:D]

SexyBossyBBW -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 2:57:37 AM)
quote: In a vain attempt to cut down on unwanted emails. As to why that number? It's the top one available.The range is 18 - 99. If you pick 18, you'll get hundreds of emails on the first day. By picking the oldest possible age, we hope to get none. What she said. M

DesFIP -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 7:53:48 AM)
I don't think running is the correct verb to use with people in a nursing home. However most of them do always have a cane at hand!

VaguelyCurious -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 7:56:55 AM)
Zimmering? [8D]

KnightofMists -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 8:05:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mummyman321 I like the idea. And I do see how it would cut down on the HNG's (horny net geeks). I see more and more people doing it. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing out on some secret code LOL! fucking wanna-be's...... a true HNG would have the widest possible search to capture that goddess they desire.... 99 Hell... 102 isn't to old if they are a true HNG!!!!!!

Lucylastic -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 8:08:16 AM)
I wanna pimped out wheelchair/scooter for when I get there, including a lap seat and auto swatter , special zapper attached to the battery.

OttersSwim -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 8:12:46 AM)
Taunting the busboys at the 4:30 buffet...ah good times!

mummyman321 -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 8:15:43 AM)
LOL, now that is a great visual. The ultimate Domme Scooter! One can never have enough toys!

LadyConstanze -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 8:18:18 AM)
I would think swinging a whip with arthritis is not very pleasant...

WestBaySlave -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 8:34:37 AM)
Well someone has to meet the demand for "Old Guard" dominants. And you're not really old guard unless Napoleon's face is etched in your memory. [:D]

Ravensnake -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 11:19:19 AM)
I dont use age 99 but for those who do....maybe it simply a response meaning; 'mind your own business' and used by those who are not seeking anyone. quote: ORIGINAL: mummyman321 So the question is why do you use an age of 99? Please tell us. Enquiring minds want to know.

mummyman321 -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 1:25:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ravensnake I dont use age 99 but for those who do....maybe it simply a response meaning; 'mind your own business' and used by those who are not seeking anyone. Interesting theory but I do not buy it. There are multiple, easier ways to say you are not looking. One is to simply state it in your profile. Secondly you also have the option to state "You are ACTIVELY seeking:" and if you are not seeking uncheck the box. So using 99 would be a really round about cryptic way to say you are not looking.

Phoenixpower -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 1:28:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP I don't think running is the correct verb to use with people in a nursing home. However most of them do always have a cane at hand! yeah, but the one I did my uni placement in had still a few who were physically quite mobile...AND they had internet access [:)]

LadyPact -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 3:13:22 PM)
We should all hope to be so lucky. At the wonderful age of 99, we could have our very own Female Dominants home, filled with the most gorgeous, submissive, and masochistic male attendants to keep us happy to our hearts content. Old age sounds pretty good when you put it like that. [;)]

VaguelyCurious -> RE: 99 Year Old Dommes? (12/28/2010 5:09:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mummyman321 quote: ORIGINAL: Ravensnake I dont use age 99 but for those who do....maybe it simply a response meaning; 'mind your own business' and used by those who are not seeking anyone. Interesting theory but I do not buy it. There are multiple, easier ways to say you are not looking. One is to simply state it in your profile. Secondly you also have the option to state "You are ACTIVELY seeking:" and if you are not seeking uncheck the box. So using 99 would be a really round about cryptic way to say you are not looking. Not a way to say that you aren't looking, but a refusal to state your age because you aren't looking and your age is your own business. I'm thinking of becoming 99 again.

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