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Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/29/2010 7:51:45 PM

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In the spirit of amusing myself by causing trouble, I taken it upon my almighty subbly self to begin accepting applications for my ALMIGHTY LORD AND MASTAH!!! Feel free to play some dramatic music as background while rereading that.

Since Valyraen is a TWUE DOMINATE we will only be accepting top-notch TWUE subbies and slaves. I demand references!!!!! And no, you don't need ours. You can trust us. I expect a cover letter explaining why you want to serve him and be part of our household. Once I read the cover letters, I will alert the lucky ladies who are still in the running to their selection for round two.

At the second stage, we will need some webcam videos. Naked and clothed - we want to see how you dress yourself. Also how flexible you are. That's really important to TWUENESS.

Now, I realize that my poor inbox is about to be flooded so expect to wait a few days, maybe a week, before you hear back from me. I expect you to sit around and wait patiently for my response. It's a test to see how diligently you will serve him.

*attempts to maintain a straight face*

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/29/2010 7:53:17 PM

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*doesn't even attempt to maintain a straight face... you'll have to imagine for yourself the sound of maniacal laughter scaling up into laughing and panting for breath*

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 1:07:39 AM

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damn, I FAIL on so many levels either keeping a straight face, or qualifying under those terms.. *sigh*

*haz a sad*

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 6:16:20 AM

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~sighs

Im not a "twue" slave... but i can act the part on line. Does that count?

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 6:35:27 AM

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Does this include BBWs with a box of chocolate fudge?

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 6:36:06 AM

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ooooooooo yeah! Can bribery work to my advantage???

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 6:36:43 AM

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I haz catnip!!!! and lots of kitty sparklies!

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 6:37:46 AM

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Would rabbit applications be a TOS violation?

I haz chocolate covered fudge, if that helps...

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 6:59:24 AM

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if Val and Aqua doesnt want da bunny.. *I* do!!

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 7:28:34 AM

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awwww...I feelz all luvved and wanted now

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 7:35:55 AM

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you IZ!!

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 8:01:32 AM

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We *always* want da bunny!

And yes, I am very susceptible to bribes. Particularly delicious ones. It.... uh.... proves submission to provide treats.

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 8:09:41 AM

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hey!! I got first dibs on da bunny!!!

*throws truffles and reeses pieces around*

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 8:40:24 AM

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Oh hell no! I have loved the bunny from the beginning! You can not distract me truffles from the fuzzy!

As a compromise we can accept you both though. Then we can all snuggle on fluffy pillows, eat truffles and giggle while Val shakes his head as he walks by. XD

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Without my dominance you cannot submit. Without your submission I cannot dominate. You are my equal in this, though our roles are different.-Val

It was ok for him to beat me but then he tried to cuddle me! - Me

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 8:56:19 AM

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I shall bring the fluffy pillows and we shall have a kitten/monkey/bunny pile o' snuggles!

Val may have to join the back of the queue

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 8:58:41 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I shall bring the fluffy pillows and we shall have a kitten/monkey/bunny pile o' snuggles!

Val may have to join the back of the queue

You say this as though it's unusual...

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 10:39:42 AM

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You say this as though you object to sexy pile-ups of wimmins in your house Master.

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 10:39:55 AM

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Awwww...can I be in the Domly Auxiliary?

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 10:41:14 AM

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I think that is for the best. Bunny-Monkey-Kitten trios can cause a lot of trouble. He will probably need back-up.

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Without my dominance you cannot submit. Without your submission I cannot dominate. You are my equal in this, though our roles are different.-Val

It was ok for him to beat me but then he tried to cuddle me! - Me

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RE: Wimmins for Valyraen! - 12/30/2010 10:46:24 AM

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Hmm... one arm for Kitten, one for Monkey... I'd still need an arm for the Bunny... or use my teeth...

Probably safer to have the backup. I tend to bite hard.

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