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AquaticSub -> Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety (1/5/2011 5:42:18 PM)
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This is an super serious and incredibly academic thread about nothing less than zombie sex.
Zombie fucking. A topic so taboo people are loathe to address it. But it needs to be addressed. These are serious issues people and they won't go away because we bury our heads in the sand!
1. Zombie consent - how can zombies signal consent to one another? Perhaps there is a mating dance. They have been noted to stumble around each other while emitting bizarre vocalizations. And does the concept of consent even apply to creatures who nonconsentually eat brains? Athough it must be noted - they are reasonable. It's not like they want to eat our eyes.
2. Condoms and STDs - As our darling VC noted in a PM, how effective would a condom be for zombie fucking? What sorts of STIs would they have? I find it hard to believe that they would have the same as us. Perhaps various types of mold? For that matter, do they have the motor skills to use a condom?
3. General safety - Just as we must take a care with our lovers, so much there. How dreadful to get hungry in the middle of the act and realize that you've eaten half your lover's face away! I would suspect that the safest position to avoid traumatic nomming would be doggie style.
4. Baby zombies - We all know the various ways a human can be made into a zombie. But can "the magic" still happen during zombie fucking? For that matter, would a condom even matter? Whatever turns a human into a zombie might well eat through the condom! Maybe some kind of zombie depo shot?
Which brings up our last but perhaps most important topic of discussion - if the cock or fingers broke off inside the body cavity, how could they be safely retrieved?
I expect much discussion on these important topics.
Also, much love from me to VC.
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