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RE: hey moderator, - 1/12/2011 6:35:11 PM

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By the way, Miss Asylum, you DO have awesome legs n tits.

Just sayin.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/12/2011 6:42:54 PM

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Oh...just a whiny thread again...

How many times has this happened?

Excuse me while I decided between cream of wheat or oatmeal.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/12/2011 6:47:59 PM

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Ahem....call them fun bags, sweater puppies, boobs, breasts, or even ta-tas...just not tits. sounds icky. ;-)

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

By the way, Miss Asylum, you DO have awesome legs n tits.

Just sayin.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/12/2011 7:10:02 PM

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So, in both cases you lost some time.

I have a suggestion: go out into the big wide world and find a munch and meet some people that way. People you can see.

Another thing to point out to you: you are very specific in your wants,your likes and dislikes. That is going to narrow down the field of available partners.

As for the second person: it is something that can happen to anyone.
She changed her mind.

Meeting at your place the first time: not in many people's list of safe things to do... .

Most people meet in a public place and not a private residence.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/12/2011 7:18:10 PM

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Also try not to message people because they looked at your profile...

Its tacky its rude and seriously... Gross...

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 5:10:34 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

Ahem....call them fun bags, sweater puppies, boobs, breasts, or even ta-tas...just not tits. sounds icky. ;-)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

By the way, Miss Asylum, you DO have awesome legs n tits.

Just sayin.

Touche' I've gotta remember 'sweater puppies' , that's a good one.. Hope you and yours are enjoying yourselves.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 5:12:21 AM

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And me, sitting here, trying to be nice...........

*bites tongue*

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 5:14:02 AM

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Holly, dammit..

check your mail!

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 5:20:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
Touche' I've gotta remember 'sweater puppies' , that's a good one

I like "Norks". Dunno why.

Or, as a mate once described a staggeringly well-built girl ... "jesus, it's like a dead-heat in a Zeppelin race!".

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 5:22:44 AM

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ZOSO!!

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 5:24:35 AM

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Touche' I've gotta remember 'sweater puppies' , that's a good one

I like "Norks". Dunno why.

Or, as a mate once described a staggeringly well-built girl ... "jesus, it's like a dead-heat in a Zeppelin race!".

Yaknow folks, this might need it's own thread. Slang for 'parts'.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 5:26:26 AM

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
Yaknow folks, this might need it's own thread. Slang for 'parts'.

I've just recalled another one ... a former co-worker of mine was known as "the melon smuggler".

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 5:33:52 AM

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An old classmate of Mine was called JSJ which stood for Jerrie Sue Jugs. She even used to jokingly initial papers JSJ.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 5:57:06 AM

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I feel so cheap, all you fuckers come over to my house and dig in my cupboards....

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If I came to your house, it sure wouldn't be your cupboards I'd be getting into. Your drawers come to mind... la la la

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 5:57:44 AM

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the first one was getting ready to fly to me then said she needed me to send her $400.00 for the ticket. the other led me on for 2 weeks about meeting, then after exchanging 20 messages, she blocked me. and did give a reason.

Lemme see if i understand what you are bitching about here.

oooo...i think i gotcha!

As per your profile, you advertise for a total stranger to meet you at your home for "wrestling/roughhousing, or belly punching, or rough sex (play rape.)" . In your little world, you actually believe a submissive would be interested in your silly ass and offer of violence, so you send her the requested 400.00 to fly to you. Now, you are irate that she not only did not show up, but she had the nerve, audacity and balls (literally and figuratively) to block you and keep the cash.

And you want the moderators to do...what? They can't fix stupid, Stupid!!!!

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 6:00:34 AM

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
Yaknow folks, this might need it's own thread. Slang for 'parts'.

I've just recalled another one ... a former co-worker of mine was known as "the melon smuggler".

I refer to my tittage as the tissue holders.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 6:02:47 AM

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I just wrote a story about breasts. Called them "titties" ... not because I do, but because it was part of the challenge in writing the story. The word we were supposed to use wasn't actually... ummm... never mind.

I think a visit to the breast thread is in order....

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 6:03:09 AM

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*kicks Holly*

cmail!!

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 6:22:26 AM

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This is a serious thread hijack (not that it needed one at this point), but I keep hearing "Hey, moderator" to the tune of Celine Dion's "Smooth Operator" in my head...

And now that I've shared that, at least I won't be alone in my affliction.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 6:27:43 AM

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Here ya go Steven.. to get other songs outta yer head..(only cause I <3 ya!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp78R1a0rzk

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