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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 6:29:38 AM

sirsholly

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

This is a serious thread hijack (not that it needed one at this point), but I keep hearing "Hey, moderator" to the tune of Celine Dion's "Smooth Operator" in my head...

with an added echo, no doubt.

*ducks and runs*

< Message edited by sirsholly -- 1/13/2011 6:35:06 AM >

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 6:31:21 AM

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echo machines BAD! excesssive reverb BAD!!

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 6:32:44 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*kicks Holly*

cmail!!

OW!!!

Hey Moderator......ya see that??

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 7:01:18 AM

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hey.. being kicked is easier than falling down stairs!! or being attacked by exploding microwaves! etc etc etc!!

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 7:11:52 AM

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Greedy, holly has already reported her microwave and stairs to the moderators. As well as her kitchen, the reindeer...

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 8:02:26 AM

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They are nestled in French lingerie...they had better be enjoying themselves.

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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

Ahem....call them fun bags, sweater puppies, boobs, breasts, or even ta-tas...just not tits. sounds icky. ;-)

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

By the way, Miss Asylum, you DO have awesome legs n tits.

Just sayin.

Touché' I've gotta remember 'sweater puppies' , that's a good one.. Hope you and yours are enjoying yourselves.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 8:03:27 AM

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I reported Holly's meatloaf.

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Greedy, holly has already reported her microwave and stairs to the moderators. As well as her kitchen, the reindeer...

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 8:12:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Greedy, holly has already reported her microwave and stairs to the moderators. As well as her kitchen, the reindeer...

Thats where i first heard "You can't fix stupid, Stupid!!"

These mods here are a buncha wise-asses, lemmetellya.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 8:13:43 AM

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quote:

I reported Holly's meatloaf.

such a smart-ass!!!!

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 8:16:22 AM

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you should have seen that coming lol

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 8:41:13 AM

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"to the tune of ..."

GRRRRRRRRRR

I blew three speakers trying to get that out of my head ! But for some reason I can't explain, it was the meatloaf reference that did the trick. Strange.

T

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 8:45:27 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXuTD4vSF9E&ob=av3nm

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 9:48:06 AM

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Raven you have no clue what submission is. You have this fantasy world in which you live in with play rape with women you know in bars and all that. Had you really had women that you take it from, you wouldn’t be here trying to get your kicks. Then of course, you think that because you live in a complex with so many people and cameras that no one could do anything foul within those many apartments and expect some bimbo to fall for that shit. Then you want the big bad moderators to protect you from the silliness you get involved in. You aren’t fooling anyone but yourself. Personally I think you are about one of the most clueless people I have seen around here. You start stupid threads and then when people check out your profile because of the stupid in your words, you email them trying to take or get a little. How’s that working for you? You are simply looking to get your ass kicked and are so clueless you don’t know when it’s been kicked.

You’ve been knocked out flat and are delusional. You might want to check out that head injury.

I am responding to your email here rather than make anything between us personal. You asked for it dude, you got it once… hope this does it for you because it is the last you will get from me.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 9:59:43 AM

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dang, Lockit, you just killed one of the best hijacks ever.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 10:05:23 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

hey.. being kicked is easier than falling down stairs!! or being attacked by exploding microwaves! etc etc etc!!

funnily I had a similar discussion with my previous manager...I told him that it would make more sense if the girls would be having their rooms on the first floor and the boys on the 2nd, cause the boys got up themselves early and came downstairs to take their meds, whereas the girls couldn't give a shit and were happy to let us run up and down countless times...

So I told him that this is actual presenting a risk for staff, as the chance to fall down the stairs is grater when you have to go 2 stair cases up and down every time instead of just one...

so he said that the chances to fall down the stairs would be smaller than being hit by a car...

after a minute of thinking I told him that he is wrong...I was hit by a car twice in my life (i mean, twice when just crossing the road, so it doesn't include when some drunks crashed into our car sometimes) but remember 3 incidents falling down the stairs in the last 6 years alone...

but I don't think he took me serious

anyhow, if he is unlucky I will come back to his house with a job in my new degree and then I can bite his arse

< Message edited by Phoenixpower -- 1/13/2011 10:07:19 AM >

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 10:12:39 AM

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Oh SNAP!

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

Raven you have no clue what submission is. You have this fantasy world in which you live in with play rape with women you know in bars and all that. Had you really had women that you take it from, you wouldn’t be here trying to get your kicks. Then of course, you think that because you live in a complex with so many people and cameras that no one could do anything foul within those many apartments and expect some bimbo to fall for that shit. Then you want the big bad moderators to protect you from the silliness you get involved in. You aren’t fooling anyone but yourself. Personally I think you are about one of the most clueless people I have seen around here. You start stupid threads and then when people check out your profile because of the stupid in your words, you email them trying to take or get a little. How’s that working for you? You are simply looking to get your ass kicked and are so clueless you don’t know when it’s been kicked.

You’ve been knocked out flat and are delusional. You might want to check out that head injury.

I am responding to your email here rather than make anything between us personal. You asked for it dude, you got it once… hope this does it for you because it is the last you will get from me.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 10:49:54 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
Yaknow folks, this might need it's own thread. Slang for 'parts'.

I've just recalled another one ... a former co-worker of mine was known as "the melon smuggler".

I refer to my tittage as the tissue holders.

And I thought it was named as the flat board.....silly me

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 1:24:46 PM

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Raven066, considering your age you serve an excellent template on how not to turn out. Thank you.

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 1:35:39 PM

Phoenixpower

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great

when I read "hey moderator" always this song pops into my head now

thanks

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RE: hey moderator, - 1/13/2011 9:45:22 PM

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is this where one can complain about a bad experience with a member, but not identify the member? twice so far in about 7 weeks.

They say if it lasts more than 4 hours, seek medical attention to avoid permanent damage. You didn't listen, did you? And now it's all crooked and funky and unidentifiable.

Sigh. They never listen.

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