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Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/15/2011 10:32:48 AM   
SAMHAIN09


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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/15/2011 1:38:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		Maybe the thread where the self proclaimed dom wanted to know if it was okay for him to lie in order to get a woman to go out with him?

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/15/2011 2:31:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Most definitely the classic Tap Tap thread!!! That was the best all-time thread ever on any site!!!

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/15/2011 2:42:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Maybe the thread where the self proclaimed dom wanted to know if it was okay for him to lie in order to get a woman to go out with him?
No ones ever going to let me live that down are they?

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/15/2011 6:52:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		tap tap tap for me at least on this site...truly a classic

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/15/2011 7:54:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SAMHAIN09

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Maybe the thread where the self proclaimed dom wanted to know if it was okay for him to lie in order to get a woman to go out with him?
No ones ever going to let me live that down are they?



Do you deserve it? If you go around telling people that you're dishonest, then why would you expect people to trust you?


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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/23/2011 10:43:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

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ORIGINAL: SAMHAIN09

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Maybe the thread where the self proclaimed dom wanted to know if it was okay for him to lie in order to get a woman to go out with him?
No ones ever going to let me live that down are they?



Do you deserve it? If you go around telling people that you're dishonest, then why would you expect people to trust you?

But the it's not like I ever did lie that was just a for instance question.

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/23/2011 10:45:35 PM   
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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/23/2011 10:55:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Tap, tap, tap was probably the best one.

"My Domme thinks she is Wonder Woman" was pretty good.  Not the train wreck variety, but good comedy.

The thread by Mr "I am real Master.  I won a dry cleaner and mom does all of the plastic surgery on slaves for free" was pretty funny.

"Back from the bathroom for a short time" was one of the best from last year.

There are others, but some that I would mention were pulled, so I don't think I'm allowed to reference them.


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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 3:49:25 AM   
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Had to be the one on the poly forum where the guy started out telling us how he had his subbies carry raw eggs in their hoo hoos then ended with them being kidnapped by aliens, I think.

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 4:01:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

Most definitely the classic Tap Tap thread!!! That was the best all-time thread ever on any site!!!



The best!

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 9:16:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		I also agree that it has to be the "Tap Tap Tap", though that winning the dry cleaners thread was pretty funny, too.

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 10:06:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		Just My opinion, of course, but to be a truly classic thread on CM, it has to have staying power.  The average idiot thread isn't enough to cut it.  We've got plenty of folks who are completely clueless that type things up around here.  The good ones make folks laugh beyond the fifteen minutes of fame (i.e. how dumb can you really be?) type.  It's the ones who prove just how stupid they really are that are memorable.

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 10:42:22 AM   
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ORIGINAL: windchymes

I also agree that it has to be the "Tap Tap Tap", though that winning the dry cleaners thread was pretty funny, too.


The sad thing is........I honestly don't remember the dry cleaners one.


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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 12:04:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		Tap tap tap has my vote. But I really want a link to the one with eggs in the hoo hoo.

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 12:07:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Missokyst

Tap tap tap has my vote. But I really want a link to the one with eggs in the hoo hoo.



Another cm member tapped me on the other side and said the tap tap guy was the same as the egg guy. I f you search the postings of polyamourous you should find him.

Edited to say; I found it http://www.collarchat.com/m_707770/mpage_1/tm.htm

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 12:14:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis
Most definitely the classic Tap Tap thread!!! That was the best all-time thread ever on any site!!!


What was the title of that thread? Coz I put "tap tap" into the search thingy and it's coming up with pages of stuff, none of it with that as a title.

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 1:17:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis
Most definitely the classic Tap Tap thread!!! That was the best all-time thread ever on any site!!!


What was the title of that thread? Coz I put "tap tap" into the search thingy and it's coming up with pages of stuff, none of it with that as a title.


Ah, what the heck, Ron's b-day isn't for another 6 months, lol. http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=790885

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 1:20:13 PM   
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The real name of the thread is "Help! (Not made up!)"

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 1:31:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yes, that was the thread that takes the prize!!

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