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feeling old? - 1/15/2011 11:17:05 PM

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My name is Alice , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school ..
'Yes. yes, I did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
When did you graduate?' I asked. He answered, 'In 1975. why do you ask?'
"You were in my class!', I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.
then, that ugly,old,bald,
fish faced,
fat-assed,
grey-haired,
decrepit
son-of-a-bitch
asked,

'what did you teach???

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RE: feeling old? - 1/15/2011 11:46:45 PM

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ROFL

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RE: feeling old? - 1/15/2011 11:54:28 PM

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That's a good one! *grins* I'm passing it on. :D

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RE: feeling old? - 1/16/2011 3:58:28 AM

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Oh damn Lucy! That was cold.

I'm starting to feel old, with a work injury, but fortunately, I don't yet look it. Of course with the way I feel, I'm beginning to wonder if they're trying to figure out just how old I am, when they card me. M

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RE: feeling old? - 1/16/2011 4:08:16 AM

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heheh I posted it because I was feeling old....I heard another too which made me chuckle
You know you are getting older, when your back goes out more than you do!!!!

coming up for a birthday soon and my daughter is turning 25 next week so Im feeling my age
Feel better soon!

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RE: feeling old? - 1/16/2011 4:14:02 AM

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That tale is priceless!

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RE: feeling old? - 1/16/2011 6:44:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
heheh I posted it because I was feeling old....I heard another too which made me chuckle
You know you are getting older, when your back goes out more than you do!!!!

LOLOL, funny.

It's been a close race lately, M

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RE: feeling old? - 1/16/2011 12:12:32 PM

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Hitting a little close to home, but hilarious none the less!

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RE: feeling old? - 1/17/2011 12:39:33 AM

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You know you are getting older, when your back goes out more than you do!!!!

coming up for a birthday soon and my daughter is turning 25 next week so Im feeling my age
Feel better soon!

Thank you.

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RE: feeling old? - 1/17/2011 10:22:50 PM

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LOLOL. That's funny. Thanks.

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