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twistmetongue -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 10:31:38 AM)

i will let her know people wanted her to come on here, who knows maybe she will



purepleasure -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 10:36:21 AM)

will you travel to my area at your own expense, provide your own lodging and other related expenses? if the dominatrixes I contact for this event require tribute, are you prepared to take care of that as well?



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 10:39:47 AM)

Darling Pure, being all sensible!!




LadyPact -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 10:50:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: twistmetongue

i noticed you edited this.. and you are probably right, if she saw what people have posted, she probably would agree to allow you to do what you wanted as a punishment - just to humiliate me even more- and then ad her own...

In case you haven't noticed, it's not you who is being humiliated here.  If My boy ever came on these boards and gave the impression that I was such a weak ass Dominant, I'd be the one who was being made a fool of.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 11:10:20 AM)

I don't think he noticed, LP.



DesFIP -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 11:54:12 AM)

She's an idiot if she exists. STDs can be transmitted through oral sex. So she wants you to get one and give it to her? Smart woman, not.

Not to mention that there isn't a woman here who would let some strange guy into her home to have sex with her. If this is for real, hire an escort.

But I'm betting it's wank fodder, and in that case honeychild, it's not very distinguished.



MsLadySue -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 12:07:16 PM)

I don't know any dominant women who write 'i' instead of 'I'.



windchymes -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 12:09:46 PM)

Well, if it's "punishment", it should be something that doesn't get you all twitterpated, so......I order you to finish school and be awarded a degree, maintain a clean credit rating as well as a clean home, and volunteer a few hours a week to community service organizations, because then you'd have to feel respected.

None of that "feeling humiliated" when you live under MY roof! [8|]



Hillwilliam -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 12:10:53 PM)

My totally unprofessional opinion screams WANK MATERIAL



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 1:04:47 PM)

Huzzah it's moved!!

I admit Hilly is wise.



LanceHughes -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 1:24:37 PM)


Oh, my gawd.... a homo talked to me.... worse!  A homo punished me..... LOL!

I think a VERY appropriate punishment would be for ME to require housecleaning.  There's LOTs more to punishment than to be told to have sex.......  ANYONE on these boards without an ice-cream cone can tell you that.
 
I vote for wank material.  Weak Domme?  Yeah, the Domme the OP speaks of is a new-bie idea of what a "twue" Domme is.



AlluringArtist -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 1:47:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: twistmetongue

i wish i were that creative - no she is more of a girlfriend, and loves to play like this, but wants to embarrass me for her fun, she does not want to be involved, says she has no time for it. 


Wow. Get a girlfriend who at least has time to deal with your punishments and what it involves. She sounds lazy.



DarkSteven -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 2:12:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

But I'm betting it's wank fodder, and in that case honeychild, it's not very distinguished.



I disagree.  My bet is that Domme does not exist, and that Jay is fishing for free sessions with Dominas under the pretext that it is his "punishment".  All those conditions strike me as a do-me sub's conditions.



lizi -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 2:42:06 PM)

I'm with DS, this is a way to get some one on one time with a Domme. Gotta give the guy some credit, it's hard competing out there with the other submissive men. It's just too bad that he didn't think anyone would catch on. Come on....asking the punishing Domme to have oral sex with the guy and also provide him with a reward if he does well....? Really? Wow, what a punishment!

The intricate little list of what he 'has' to do and what the Domme isn't supposed to do all seems so self-serving doesn't it? Come on...no homo! And pictures...take pictures! And maybe...just maybe...he will HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN because his real Domme goes away often. Riiiight....and I'm Tina Turner.
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AquaticSub -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 2:46:38 PM)

FR

Seriously?

I'm in your city. I KNOW we have a kinky community cause I attend it.

Get off the computer and get your butts to munches and events. You are going to have a much better chance at getting friends to do this than random strangers not to mention it will be safer since it there will always be a risk of us geeky types taking pics we weren't supposed to. Given how many colleges are in the area, I promise you there are more than enough people here who know how to take pics, downloaded and hide on the sly before giving you the promised 'safe' pics.

Go out. Make friends. There are plenty of kinky folks in the area.



thishereboi -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 3:26:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Okay...for the record, I am not pleased! No pleasure here.

What is the punishment for this going to be???

I think I should get to pick the punishment.

I thinkI should confer with LadyHib and LadyPact on this matter.


I just have to say, the idea of the three of you getting together at one time puts a really big smile on my face[:)]



thishereboi -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 3:28:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I have a submissive.  She wants to punish me, and for my punishment, I am to find three submissive women and have them serve my every... Wait, that just sounds too far-fetched.

Welcome to collarme, Jay....



Yea, that's right. Back out of it. Just when I was about to call 2 of my friends to hook you up.



wandersalone -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 4:41:38 PM)

Ahhhhhh the mythical Domme has ordered you to do this huh?  Yeah right.

[8|]



LadyRian -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 4:53:35 PM)

Nice try, dude.
Welcome to CollarMe.

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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 5:03:22 PM)

Well, ya have to admit that even though it's been moved from intros this is definitely one of the funnier ones we've had in awhile. 

It's my b'day and I'll laugh if I wanna...and I got to LMAO at this.  [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



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