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Phoenixpower -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 5:20:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I have a submissive.  She wants to punish me, and for my punishment, I am to find three submissive women and have them serve my every... Wait, that just sounds too far-fetched.



though would have loved to hear more from that story [:)]




Phoenixpower -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 5:23:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

Ahhhhhh the mythical Domme has ordered you to do this huh?  Yeah right.

[8|]



well, we all have different sort of dreams wanders and some folks also take meds which then itself can even influence their dreams, so I am told [:)] the Domina of the Night has told him [:)]




DesFIP -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 6:03:19 PM)

The punishment for Steven would be for the three subs to get together for coffee and eat all the cookies.




Phoenixpower -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 6:08:07 PM)

yep...sounds good to me [:)] at least one of them on his lap whilst doing so [:D]




ShaharThorne -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 6:25:16 PM)

A lap dance while mixing the cookies up...

I am trying my best not to laugh at this...




TreasureKY -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 6:48:05 PM)

Oh honestly... since no one here seems to have the chutzpah to step up to the plate, I shall.

Twistmetongue, you shall serve me in punishment for you domme.  Here are my orders, amended where possible to meet your domme's requirements:

First, you shall have no personal contact with me, whatsoever.  All proof of your compliance will be provided to your domme only.  It will be up to her, and her alone, to determine if you successfully complete your assignment.

Your instructions are to:

1) Strip naked;

2) Open wide the window closest to your kitchen table;

3) Place your camera on the table;

4) Place a pad of paper and pen on the table;

5) Sit down at the table;

6) Aim your camera toward yourself;

7) For a total of 1000 times, write the following phrase:

"I understand that the CollarMe forums are there to allow kinky people to discuss and debate issues surrounding BDSM and not for randy fellows to troll for ways they can get their rocks off. I appreciate that the time others wasted in reading my request is time that they will never get back and I am sorry to have wasted it."   *

Except for necessary breaks, you are not to leave the table until you've completed this task.

Every hour you are to stop writing and press the button on your camera to take a photo.

Because I wouldn't allow you to even touch me with a ten-foot pole, but because your domme has requested that you be ordered to lick me, I will deign to agree that upon completion of your task you may lick my photo on your computer monitor.  I will, however, try very hard to not even think about that.  [&:]

Since your domme also requested that you be rewarded upon completion of your task, once you are finished with your writing assignment you may close the window and put your clothes back on.

Carry on.

* Full credit goes to crazyml for the perfect punishment response to requests like this.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 8:10:52 PM)

OMFG TreasureKY that was priceless.  [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




soul2share -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 8:32:55 PM)

<-------  Still waiting for the train wreck icon........

Anyone???  Anyone????  {sigh}

Read to page 2....that was far enough......




Phoenixpower -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/16/2011 8:35:58 PM)

Thanks for sharing TreasureKY...I had missed that one as I was busy with uni during that time....




sirsholly -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 2:32:49 AM)

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GIVE HIM a sheet grading him on what he has done.

I am requiring him to have photo proof he has done this. so take his camera, and take pics of everything


DONT FORGET I WANT PICTURES!!!


put contact info for us



not sure if the OP is more into wanking or blackmail.





SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 3:33:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: twistmetongue
i wish i were that creative - no she is more of a girlfriend, and loves to play like this, but wants to embarrass me for her fun, she does not want to be involved, says she has no time for it.
Doesn't she (your girlfriend/Domina) know, we determine what will be fun/servile to us.
It sounds more like you want something  akin to wank fodder, and while many of us are free, it is going to cost you a bit to get topped/dominated, and to our specifications.    M




LadyPact -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 7:43:09 AM)

Every once in a while, somebody will come along with this type of first post, thinking he's got an original angle for a good way to get some Dominant attention, but it's really one of the oldest tricks around here.  It tends to get shot down really quick (as shown on this thread).  The person who thinks they have come up with a great scheme doesn't usually realize that other people have come up with the same 'original' idea in the past.

If we're really lucky, the guy will try to save face now by creating himself a Domme profile to tell us all how legitimate it is, yadda, yadda.  Watch for the joining date when the supposed Ms K makes an appearance on the thread to defend the idea.




twistmetongue -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 8:53:32 AM)

"i instead of I"

my fault, she made me transcribe it... I screwed up her dictation. She has already shown me my error.




twistmetongue -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 9:06:21 AM)

I appreciate you giving me this kind of credit. Karen hates computers honestly. She says it is a waste of her time. I really love the internet but this stuff scares me. This really wasn't my idea, but thanks again. She and I are not together per se but as friends, and she doesn't care what people think of her. Well that is what she said when I told her the responses her letter got. That and the fact that she had several friends help her write it to scare me...




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 9:07:16 AM)

Dude, are you paying any attention at all?





LadyPact -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 9:13:05 AM)

She had several friends help her to write it, but none of them to do it?  You don't find that funny in the least?

Here's the beginning of your original quote:

quote:

I am new to this but have a fun predicament...

Here is what I have to do... I am in the Greensboro NC area...
(she wrote this and I have to post it as-is to satisfy her - read it and you will see)
she likes me to be in trouble - it is fun ;)

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dominant gal wants to enslave her guy to other women

::

I am MS.K a basically petit woman and he is medium build and I am away a lot on business.

He did something bad with me and so i am ordering him to pay for it while i am away.  What I require of him: he has to fix it by serving AT LEAST 3 other females or groups of females here. he is relatively new at this so this is why i am requiring this of him - for the experience.


So, now you've gone from "her guy" to "friends"  You know, I've got a lot of friends, but none of them that I "require" for them to make fools out of themselves (and Me in the process) on the internet.

Seems to Me, Karen doesn't have a lot of time for much.  The internet, her punishments (your own word there, too), time she actually bothers with you.......




twistmetongue -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 9:14:55 AM)

I haven't been online - I see what people are writing, but seriously it wasn't my idea. This is fun to read though.




purepleasure -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 9:20:26 AM)

we're a fun bunch to be around.


especially when there's fresh troll meat in town.




LadyPact -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 9:25:42 AM)

Yeah, I enjoy the inexperienced trolls.  I have a soft spot for the game of wondering just how many times I can hit them with a clue by four before they get it.




sirsholly -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 9:29:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: twistmetongue

I appreciate you giving me this kind of credit. Karen hates computers honestly. She says it is a waste of her time. I really love the internet but this stuff scares me. This really wasn't my idea, but thanks again. She and I are not together per se but as friends, and she doesn't care what people think of her. Well that is what she said when I told her the responses her letter got. That and the fact that she had several friends help her write it to scare me...
you are making a fool of yourself.




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