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don't even half of you bitches know how to cook!!!!!

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Even unpolished?

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

you probably gettin that fuckin paddle

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

for pork chops to freeze?   you fuckin people are fake, you don't even half of you bitches know how to cook!!!!!

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ORIGINAL: IronBear

Of course Ron me old mate, If and when you visit us in the colonies, we'll introduce you to the proper stuff laughingly named "Glad Wrap". The bloody stuff clings to itself and everything in it's reach. It comes in a variet of lengths (including the commercial pack for large commerciak kitchens. They also have an aluminium serated edge to aid the "cutting"off the sheet, something which has great uses in torturing sub/slaves. The true and provable Masters of this product (Glad Wrap) are the Professional Chefs cooking in Professional Kitchens. Of course this can be well combined with another Aussie product, VEGEMITE. Oh after wrapping sub/slaves in Glad Wrap, don't stand then too close to the BBQ when cooking prawns as the heat will cause the wrapped sub/slaves to wilt and become soggy.

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

for pork chops to freeze?   you fuckin people are fake, you don't even half of you bitches know how to cook!!!!!

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

I just need a wok so we can have more stir fries for the diet.  Oh  and a rice cooker.  we are trying to get on an Asian diet.

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

'Good Sense' plastic wrap.

This fuckin stuff, you get it out of the box, it does nothing but sticks to itself....

Once you try to wrap it around an object however, this fuckin shit will not stick to the object OR itself!!!!!  I have used plastic wrap for over 20 years and consider myself a Master.

I got taken for at least a $1.19.  It has sworn me off plastic wrap, I am a pure tinfoil fetishist now!!!!!

Is this common?  Am I the only one?

Mods, if this belongs in health and safety (Cuz I didn't know where it belonged, and fucked if I am gonna read anything before I start giving anyone the benefit of my pure Mastery......feel free to move it.) 

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I was actually using it in the kitchen for its advertised purpose.

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ORIGINAL: chatterbox24

My husband told me once to wrap myself in aluminum foil once and told me to hold a antenna during a lightening storm and said I'd get a good tan that way? Does that Really work? Anyway....

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ORIGINAL: chatterbox24

My husband told me once to wrap myself in aluminum foil once and told me to hold a antenna during a lightening storm and said I'd get a good tan that way? Does that Really work? Anyway....

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ORIGINAL: thompsonx

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ORIGINAL: chatterbox24

My husband told me once to wrap myself in aluminum foil once and told me to hold a antenna during a lightening storm and said I'd get a good tan that way? Does that Really work? Anyway....

How well insured are you?