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Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/21/2011 5:16:53 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Status: offline 		Fall Classes for Women at 
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Mon, February 21, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. 

Class 1 
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. 

Class 2 
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion. 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. 

Class 3 
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. 
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. 

Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. 

Class 5 
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video. 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM 

Class 6 
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups. 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM 

Class 7 
Can a   Bath  Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. 

Class 8 
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 

Class 9 
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10 
How to  Parallel   Park  In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations. 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. 

And my favorite

Class 11 
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined   

Class 12 
How to Shop by Yourself. 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/21/2011 5:25:39 PM   
tazzygirl


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Status: offline 		Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
•How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

•The Toilet Paper Roll—Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

•Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

•Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

•Dinner Dishes—Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

•Loss of Identity—Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

•Learning How to Find Things—Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

•Health Watch—Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

•Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

•Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

•Learning to Live—Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

•How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

•How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

•The Stove/Oven—What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/21/2011 5:41:51 PM   
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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/21/2011 11:03:18 PM   
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Just making sure the full schedule is posted.

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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/22/2011 6:42:47 AM   
YSG


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Status: offline 		Just shut up and let me watch the game, woman!

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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/22/2011 2:58:29 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: YSG

Just shut up and let me watch the game, woman!




Isn't that just like a man?!

ETA: Excellent job on filling in the rest of the schedule, Tazzy!!

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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/22/2011 3:46:27 PM   
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quote:

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.


My girlfriend actually said, at the start of an email, "Well, you were so right."

I was wise enough to let it go without further comment.

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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/22/2011 4:32:17 PM   
rosanegra


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Status: offline 		I have the scoop on a couple of spring offerings too! They've done a great job of continuing education in specific areas.

•Dishes 201: Efficient Loading; How to Fit a Full Meal's Worth into the Dishwasher at One Time.
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Thursday 8:00 PM for 2 hours.

•Colorblind Support Group- How to Determine Which Clothes Go in Which Hamper.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

•Gas Economy: How Slowing Down Could Give Your Wife An Extra Pair of Shoes, and Save Your Life
Lab Exercise
Meets 6 weeks, Friday and Saturday for 2 hours beginning at 5:00 PM

•How to Cope With the Emotions Brought on By Watching Chick Flicks.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 3 Weeks, Friday and Saturday 5:00 PM

Some classes have prerequisites.


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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/27/2011 10:26:19 AM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		"My girlfriend actually said, at the start of an email, "Well, you were so right."

I was wise enough to let it go without further comment. "

That's called conserving ammunition. You did print it and put it in a safe place for a rainy day right ?

T^T

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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/27/2011 11:29:59 AM   
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Class 100. How to leave things alone.

In-depth explanation of three words that no woman seems to understand "Leave that alone". Class is a corequesite of
101 "Don't touch that" and 102 "Don't move that"

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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/27/2011 2:55:24 PM   
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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/27/2011 3:00:31 PM   
mydestiny2043


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quote:

Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
•How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

•The Toilet Paper Roll—Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

•Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

•Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

•Dinner Dishes—Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

•Loss of Identity—Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

•Learning How to Find Things—Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

•Health Watch—Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

•Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

•Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

•Learning to Live—Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

•How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

•How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

•The Stove/Oven—What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
but these are way to funny as well

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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/27/2011 10:45:21 PM   
tazzygirl


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Status: offline 		LOL.. i read the list to Master. He just sorta looked at me, smirked and said... your gonna be pulling a heavy class load!

~grumbles

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If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/27/2011 10:46:36 PM   
tazzygirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: YSG

Just shut up and let me watch the game, woman!


As my ex used to fondly tell me... Only one way to shut you up, woman!... although he didnt watch much of the game when he did.

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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/27/2011 10:50:52 PM   
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quote:

LOL.. i read the list to Master.

And did we learn a little lesson about doing things like that?


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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/27/2011 10:53:29 PM   
tazzygirl


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Status: offline 		rofl... nope. silence has its own rewards.

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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/28/2011 1:38:34 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

rofl... nope. silence has its own rewards.

You're not wrong! The last one I had is still looking for the self cleaning fridges I told him were available on eBay ........







Edited for political correctness

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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 1/28/2011 4:07:48 AM   
tazzygirl


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You just aint right, girl!

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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center - 2/7/2011 3:36:29 AM   
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1) Disposal of feminine hygiene products
2) Difference between food timer and smoke alarm
3) Difference between fishing tackle box and makep case

I swear if one more woman takes a brand new tackle box and fills it with paints and powders, I'm going to shave her head. Fair warning.


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