RapierFugue
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Joined: 3/16/2006 From: London, England Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: MsLadySue Ouch! Thankfully my keyboard replacement was cheap. Thankfully, my employer of that time thought my honesty was laudable (although, to be fair, my comments when "chairing" said meeting were pretty damming*) in not trying to cover up the incident. My God-Boss Director at that time was a lovely American gay guy, camp as fuck, and his words, on hearing how the lead got tangled in the mop, and then dragged the whole caboodle off the kitchen table and into the bucket, were: <pregnant pause> <very camp voice> Oh come on, who hasn't done that? Steve, get this man a new laptop! You have such integrity! Bless him :) *"Phil, thanks for that update. Ok, turning to the EC** Office, can I first say guys that you've made really great headway in OH FUCK ME NO!! OH CHRIST ON A COCK!! ARSE!! SHITTING ADA!! SATAN'S TITS NO!!" <at this point I realised I was "live" and dropped the conf call like a brick> **East Coast
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