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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 2:20:30 PM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_You

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Are_So_Not_Funny_

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 2:26:22 PM

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A lot of Americans have a very satisfactory sense of humour, flamey. I myself have seen more than a handful of examples of it in my few years here.

You little, fucking shit! Yes, my homeland is an American ally, whether I like this or not! :-) Actually, if memory serves me correctly, your homeland has been a significantly active ally over the last decade. Just thought I should point that out... you know... to take you down a few rungs while the dommes continue drooling over the abs and flows of your intellectual charisma. (And in case there is any doubt, "abs and flows" isn't a typo and nor is it a spelling mistake!)

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 2:37:19 PM

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Flameyalive,

Admittedly, unlike Peon, I'm not a Brit, although there is strong British ancestry in my lineage. So... perhaps my skills at subtle humour are lacking. I looked at your OP again. This one:

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HI all i have spent so long looking for her im beginning to think that im wasting my time ? is there no one out there that wants to dominate a sub male?where can you be found?im an essex male.

This is what is commonly known around here as a "do me" (or "trolling") introduction. The atrocious spelling, lack of punctuation, and improper spacing enhance the troll effect. I accept you may not have known this coming in. However, now you know. At this risk of speaking for everyone (which I have no authority to do), I'll say... we all like it when people take the time to introduce themselves and share in some conversation before getting to the "how do I get my kinks satisfied" stuff. Also, while nobody expects perfect grammar and perfect spelling, it makes a good impression when people at least try to type and express themselves coherently and legibly. Nobody wants to wade through language where it's impossible to tell the end of one sentence from the beginning of another and, unfortunately, your OP is an example of this. Admittedly, this is a kink site, but all the social graces of any gathering still apply. Welcome aboard and I hope your next thread is more successful.

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 2:45:43 PM

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Peon,

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A lot of Americans have a very satisfactory sense of humour, flamey. I myself have seen more than a handful of examples of it in my few years here.

You little, fucking shit! Yes, my homeland is an American ally, whether I like this or not! :-) Actually, if memory serves me correctly, your homeland has been a significantly active ally over the last decade. Just thought I should point that out... you know... to take you down a few rungs while the dommes continue drooling over the abs and flows of your intellectual charisma. (And in case there is any doubt, "abs and flows" isn't a typo and nor is it a spelling mistake!)

Lovely to see you again too, you feisty old sausage!

I have to say, though, that I think both your country, and mine, are more than just American alleys. Or have been, at times.

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 2:49:22 PM

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Lovely to see you again too, you feisty old sausage!

Bend over and say that again. No, really. You can trust me. :-)

Edited to add...

Oops. Look at that. One notion of prurient, penile, pegging metaphors and my mind goes all adrift. I missed the following on first reading:

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I have to say, though, that I think both your country, and mine, are more than just American alleys. Or have been, at times.

'Tis true. (*avoids derailing the thread*)

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 2:53:18 PM

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Bend over and say that again. No, really. You can trust me. :-)

Not now, Elan, I have a headache. ;-)

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 2:55:47 PM

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Not now, Elan, I have a headache. ;-)

Hey... come on. Surely you're in the mood now! I went back and added the historical reference and alliteration. If that's not sophisticated flirting, I don't know what is!

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 3:01:03 PM

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Hey... come on. Surely you're in the mood now! I went back and added the historical reference and alliteration. If that's not sophisticated flirting, I don't know what is!

Now, now - we're derailing the thread. We'll be asked politely (or feverishly, in the case of some Dommes reading this little exchange

) to start talking on a new thread.

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 3:03:51 PM

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I just love watching the boys play together. Very entertaining.

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 3:06:32 PM

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Hey... come on. Surely you're in the mood now! I went back and added the historical reference and alliteration. If that's not sophisticated flirting, I don't know what is!

Now, now - we're derailing the thread. We'll be asked politely (or feverishly, in the case of some Dommes reading this little exchange ) to start talking on a new thread.

Or more likely a very old thread that will be dredged up from the "back of the house"...

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 3:13:16 PM

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ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued

This is what is commonly known around here as a "do me" (or "trolling") introduction.

"Do me" is the same as trolling?

I never knew that.

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 3:38:34 PM

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Peon,

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Now, now - we're derailing the thread. We'll be asked politely (or feverishly, in the case of some Dommes reading this little exchange ) to start talking on a new thread.

Sometimes you're just too darned "proper" for anyone's good. Ruins all the spontaneity and "animal lust". Shut up, bend over, and take it bitch.

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 3:45:23 PM

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LadyPact,

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I just love watching the boys play together. Very entertaining.

Well, yes. But, one boy is doing just a tad too much talking instead of acquiescing and spreading. :-) These British academics... i tell ya! :-)

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 3:49:08 PM

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Or more likely a very old thread that will be dredged up from the "back of the house"...

Possibly. But, getting back to more important matters... if you'd be so kind as to facilitate, fresh, moderately cold, drinking water and blankets would be appreciated for "afterward". :-)

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 5:24:33 PM

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peonforher, no man i wasnt sugesting that americans dont have a sence of humour far from it but it seems that i have been taken for a troll or what ever that is on this site and it seems that if you dont put ha ha ha ha or lol on the end of what you think is funny then every one gets on your case about it ! never had a prob with male shov jokes befor i thought everybody new them they are as old as the hills even older than me!! "do these trolls get hungry as well,? because we dont feed them"? ha ha ha ha lol this is a joke!! how am i doing so far?... just want to say that im new to computers and im a rookie on these sites and new to the sm thing as well please cut me some slack people, im just learning thats all dont want to upset any one at all just looking for my dom.flamey

Have you ever considered that you just might not be funny? I would say there is a distinctive possibility of that, you know if everybody else doesn't get your humor, maybe it is way off?

As for trolls, since you seem to be incapable of googling, I did it for you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29

Btw. every browser has a spell check, just use it...

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 1/27/2011 5:54:18 PM

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LadyConstanze:
Btw. every browser has a spell check, just use it...

When a woman is so clearly helpful, altruistic, and blatantly correct... well, one must leave cookies. :-)

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 2/2/2011 7:53:05 AM

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what a whiney baby!!! go pay a pro, you dont seem willing to take the time and effort for a relationship with a domme

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 2/2/2011 12:12:02 PM

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YAWN and i thought it was all over DAYS AGO!! do us all a favor pick another topic and pick on them! ps how's my spelling? well im so sorry mistress for being a bad speller perhaps you would like to punish me for it ? cant quite make out the picture but what ever it is you seem to have plenty of it ! lovingly from your winey bago sorry whiney baby, looks like i spilt it rong agen.xxxxxxxxxx

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RE: looking for my dominatrix - 2/2/2011 12:27:32 PM

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