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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 3:33:12 PM

0ldhen

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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

I SUDO collar you,

What is a sudo collar cause if it itches i will not wear it!

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 5:18:06 PM

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yeah, at last....you said yourself that your life is way calmer and less stressful than mine, now you can sort out all that shit

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 5:23:02 PM

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen

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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu
I SUDO collar you,

What is a sudo collar cause if it itches i will not wear it!

It's a Linux joke: short for SuperUser DO. Using the SUDO command on a program allows you to act as if you're a system administrator.
As in:
You: Make me a sammich!
computer dude: Uh, no.
You: SUDO, make me a sammich!
computer dude: I am compelled to do so!

And it's not a homonym for 'pseudo'!
And 'no tap-backs' is a revisit from elementary schoolyards, meaning whatever action you've just performed can't be re-used on you.
I almost used 'Stamp it, stamp it, no erases', but thought that might be a little obscure.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 5:36:51 PM

0ldhen

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Thank you, being computer illiterate sucks sometimes.

Lol, kind of like no take backs, or mine til infinity.

Sneaking into Shahar's kitchen to make you a big sandwich on home made bread with fresh thinly sliced ham slightly warmed and melted exsharp Vermont white cheddar cheese with a smidge of honey mustard.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 5:38:24 PM

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Guess I'll just go snuggle with poise while we await your commands...

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 5:42:44 PM

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date
nice
touch
top
unzip
strip
finger
gasp
yes
man uptime
mount Tantriqu

In that order?

*checks profile*
Crap! She's a Domme! Well, there goes that plan.
touch Tantriqu

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 5:45:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen
Thank you, being computer illiterate sucks sometimes.
Lol, kind of like no take backs, or mine til infinity.
Sneaking into Shahar's kitchen to make you a big sandwich on home made bread with fresh thinly sliced ham slightly warmed and melted exsharp Vermont white cheddar cheese with a smidge of honey mustard.

Mmmm, toasted sammich!
It's -25' here, so I stayed in and made croissants today: have one warm from the oven, with 72% dark chocolate in the centre.
Or there's homemade gumbo, extra crabby, in a toasted sourdough bowl if you prefer.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 5:48:50 PM

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Pretty close, except;
nice
touch
top
unzip
strip
finger
gasp
yes
up-man time
mount!
;-) Tantriqu

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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

date
nice
touch
top
unzip
strip
finger
gasp
yes
man uptime
mount Tantriqu

In that order?

*checks profile*
She's a Strap-On Domme! Well, there goes that plan.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 5:52:34 PM

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LOL, Steve! Of course you know, some of these new slaves of yours are going to kick your ass, right?

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 5:56:58 PM

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*casts level 4 {{{BACON!}}} at Steven..*

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 6:03:05 PM

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LOL, Steve! Of course you know, some of these new slaves of yours are going to kick your ass, right?

At this point, if it's only some of them and not all of them, I'll consider it a victory.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 6:48:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

Guess I'll just go snuggle with poise while we await your commands...

Pssstt......Winnie, don't tell any of those other slaves, but....
I think we just hit pay dirt. I found cookies! Lots and lots of cookies!

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 7:05:54 PM

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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

Mmmm, toasted sammich!
It's -25' here, so I stayed in and made croissants today: have one warm from the oven, with 72% dark chocolate in the centre.
Or there's homemade gumbo, extra crabby, in a toasted sourdough bowl if you prefer.

I think i love you! Some of both please. Wow you are basking in heat, it made it up to 12 here, 6 below with the wind chill.

< Message edited by 0ldhen -- 1/23/2011 7:06:20 PM >

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 7:10:04 PM

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Guess I'll just go snuggle with poise while we await your commands...

Pssstt......Winnie, don't tell any of those other slaves, but....
I think we just hit pay dirt. I found cookies! Lots and lots of cookies!

yay! Ohh wait! I dunno if we should eat them. I hear they are made with REAL girl scouts!

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 7:18:01 PM

0ldhen

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Ohh wait! I dunno if we should eat them. I hear they are made with REAL girl scouts!

Just stay away from the TrollHouse cookies and you will be fine.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 7:34:17 PM

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Whew!

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 7:44:07 PM

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I thought that this was going to be about "chick flicks."

Well, what a happy surprise to you to find out this thread is about more than that. Far, far more.

So what's it about DS?

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 7:55:45 PM

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I have just collared you. The lot of you. Virtually and nonconsensually.

Suitable directions for pleasing me shall follow.

Well it's about frickin time this happened. I've been waiting....

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 10:54:56 PM

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I am NOT moving to Colorado! But I will knit you whimsical winter gear.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 12:11:41 AM

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I have just collared you. The lot of you. Virtually and nonconsensually.

Suitable directions for pleasing me shall follow.

If you collared me Dear Steven, there's going to be a price you will have to pay. We're not talking money price, we're talking oh so much more. I think since you know me, suitable directions will be, you put the collar on me, and I say, "Your ass is mine baby"

Miss you bunches,
Love,
Lavinia

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