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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 12:48:00 AM   
MalcolmNathaniel


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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

Pretty close, except;
nice
touch
top
unzip
strip
finger
gasp
yes
up-man time
mount!
;-) Tantriqu




%up-man time
up-man: command not found

%mount!
mount!: command not found

Hmm.  It appears you've been away from the command line too long.  You need to find a sub in a hurry!

Alright.  Let me try again.  let's see, rename the host.  Done.

MalcolmNathaniel%sudo su
MalcolmNathaniel#nice man Tantriq
no manual entry for Tantriq
MalcolmNathaniel#make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

This isn't working at all.

MalcolmNathaniel#sleep with me
bad character
MalcolmNathaniel#sudo sleep with me
bad character

I'm not having much luck.

MalcolmNathaniel#man: why won't Tantriq sleep with me?
man:: Too many arguments.

Ah, well that explains it.

Of course there is my all time favorite system error:
“Values of B will give rise to dom.”

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 3:12:34 AM   
SexyBossyBBW


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ORIGINAL: poise
quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
Guess I'll just go snuggle with poise while we await your commands...

Pssstt......Winnie, don't tell any of those other slaves, but....
I think we just hit pay dirt. I found cookies! Lots and lots of cookies!
Cookies?  No cookies, unless towards the ends he nees a sugar rush before passing out.

My thought is,  he needs a complete meal, with fish chouder appetizer, a small salad, followed by a nice stake tar tar for protein and strength in dealing with all the babes.     M

< Message edited by SexyBossyBBW -- 1/24/2011 3:42:18 AM >

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 4:03:20 AM   
thishereboi


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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 4:06:34 AM   
dreamerdreaming


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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 4:16:21 AM   
0ldhen


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Status: offline 		Anybody else notice our new Sir is apparently going to be an absentee owner?

Maybe he is just realizing what he has done.

Or maybe he is waiting to catch everybody with their hands in the cookie jar.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 4:53:32 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Well, Steven..

since I am not a cookie type person, you could use me to guard the cookie jar.

also any chocolates.

may wanna watch me around gummi bears or yogurt covered pretzels though.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 10:07:37 AM   
Valyraen


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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 10:15:24 AM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		*plans on snuggling with GT to gain access to cookie jar*


*hides chocolate covered pretzels under her slave shirt*


Ready, Master Stevie Sir!!



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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 11:14:38 AM   
kalikshama


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Status: offline 		*tickles bunny and steals chocolate covered pretzels*

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 11:21:37 AM   
DesFIP


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tantriqu
I SUDO co (llar) you,


And here I thought there was a lifetime supply of sudoko puzzles coming my way. Sigh.


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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 11:56:26 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		sudoku??????????? *perks*

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 11:57:26 AM   
0ldhen


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

quote:

ORIGINAL: Tantriqu
I SUDO co (llar) you,


And here I thought there was a lifetime supply of sudoko puzzles coming my way. Sigh.



That ok, I thought maybe he had trouble spelling or was a typo artist like me.

You know like he was saying " I soooo dooooo collallar you"




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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 3:00:44 PM   
Tantriqu


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Status: offline 		I was expecting homonym jibes for the SUDO collar, as in:
"I pseudocollar you"!


quote:

ORIGINAL: 0ldhen
quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP
quote:

ORIGINAL: Tantriqu
I SUDO co (llar) you,

And here I thought there was a lifetime supply of sudoko puzzles coming my way. Sigh.

That ok, I thought maybe he had trouble spelling or was a typo artist like me.
You know like he was saying " I soooo dooooo collallar you"


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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 4:03:49 PM   
CherryNeko


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Status: offline 		I thought it was about chick-flicks too xDD

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 4:08:18 PM   
blacksword404


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I have just collared you.  The lot of you.  Virtually and nonconsensually.

Suitable directions for pleasing me shall follow.



They are going to kill you before a month goes by. Hot women trying to drag you into the bedroom all the time. And some not even bothering with a bed. Just tackling you where they find you. Jammed full of cookies. And a rather large group of women ovulating.

Here lies Steven. Killed with a smile on his face by pusssies amalgamated.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 6:13:37 PM   
Phoenixpower


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Well, Steven..

since I am not a cookie type person, you could use me to guard the cookie jar.

also any chocolates.


Oh really?

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 7:55:36 PM   
Dnomyar


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Status: offline 		Steven. I thought it was beneath you to troll. Looks like it is working.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/24/2011 8:26:41 PM   
0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

Steven. I thought it was beneath you to troll. Looks like it is working.


Troll, where's Troll? He haz cookies made with real Girl Scouts ya know.

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