Demspotis
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ORIGINAL: Aylee I also don't think that we are being ruled by secret lizards. Or giant bugs from Gor. And Barsoom does not exist as advertised. What?! You doubt the will of the Priest-Kings?! Blasphemer! Heretic! err... umm... ahem-ahem *simmers down* *knock-knock* Excuse me. I am one of Nest Mother's Witnesses. Today, I and my slave-girl are visiting our neighbors to ask if they share our concern about the state of the world we live in. Are you worried about pollution? About people living contrary to the natural order? Are you scared that you and your children might be eaten by Kurii? Does it bother you that so many women refuse to let their inner slave-girl out? Wouldn't you rather worship a giant bug instead of a burning bush? Wouldn't it be nicer to be a science project instead of a dinner? If you are interested in any of these questions, you might like to take a look at our magazine, "Tower of the Morning: Announcing Nest Mother's Kingdom". Just take a look at some of these fascinating articles: "The Last Egg: The Saving Grace of the Solar System, Bequeathed to Us by the Nest Mother when She died for our Sins at Sardar", "There is no Misk but Misk, and John Norman is His Prophet", "Sarm, the Betrayer." and "Iniatiates: Representatives of the Priest-Kings, or False Religion?" Sincerely, President of the Tower of the Morning Saga and Tract Society *** Please note, this is satire. If you don't get it, read the first few Gor books. In Real Life, I am a Visitor. *nods* *shifty eyes* ***
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