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SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/3/2011 11:12:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Moritarion
*bing* Oh shi -
Lol, Perfect. [:D] M




BKSir -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/3/2011 11:13:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

I wonder what the message said. 


"This is to inform you that your trial prescription to 'Life' is about to expire!"



*SNERT!* Tazzy... I love you so much some days!




tazzygirl -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/3/2011 11:40:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

I wonder what the message said. 


"This is to inform you that your trial prescription to 'Life' is about to expire!"


Normally, I stay outta this forum, but DAMMIT, Tazzy!! 

I fortunately had just set my drink down when I saw this on the scroll!!  LMAO!


Grins... and you thought you were bad. [;)] I managed to get you into the pit of the CM forums. [:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/3/2011 11:45:00 PM)

evil brat!!

I must report you to your Sir.. *grins*




tazzygirl -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/3/2011 11:47:42 PM)

I lure him into even more evil places. [:D]

Make sure to spell his name correctly... Dinnardin.

~wonders at how shocked he will be to hear

[:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 12:19:18 AM)

*giggles madly*

you're such a brat.. FUN, but a brat nonetheless ;)

(part of your charm...)




GreedyTop -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 12:47:59 AM)

Tazzy.. you know. now that you have me checking this forum,  I must hate you..

*sigh*


come upstairs for more luvin ;)




hlen5 -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 2:17:04 AM)

From US Cellular: This is to inform you that you have used 75% of your alloted minutes. Your new billing cycle will begin.........




GreedyTop -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 5:03:15 AM)

DAMMIT, Hlen...

didnt get the beverage set down in time for that one...




Termyn8or -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 7:19:24 AM)

"If you are age 50 - 80 you can get term life ins....."

T^T




chubbysubbyguy -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 8:38:23 AM)

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RapierFugue -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 8:51:14 AM)


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ORIGINAL: TotallyDude

Islamist terrorists in Russia often use mobile phones as detonators. The bomber's handler, who is usually watching their charge, sends the bomber a text message in order to set off his or her explosive belt at the moment when it is thought they can inflict maximum casualties.



"The future's bright! The future's Orange! ... and white, and some red ... and the odd flying limb ..."*

*odd factoid from a police forensics chap I know - after the London 7/7 bombings, one of the ways they were able to determine which bits of torso belonged to the bombers was that the bombers were all wearing at least 4 pairs of underpants. The logic runs that they wanted their meat & 2 veg to be as protected as possible for the journey to heaven, and all those virgins. I kid you not. Truth really is tranger than fiction.




Rule -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 10:40:31 AM)

The floors got blown up from underneath.




hlen5 -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 11:28:50 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

DAMMIT, Hlen...

didnt get the beverage set down in time for that one...



Tee hee!!!




RapierFugue -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 11:32:28 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Rule
The floors got blown up from underneath.


I’m sorry but I can’t make head nor tail of your post :)




hlen5 -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 11:32:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


[......"The future's bright! The future's Orange! ... and white, and some red ... and the odd flying limb ..."*

*odd factoid from a police forensics chap I know - after the London 7/7 bombings, one of the ways they were able to determine which bits of torso belonged to the bombers was that the bombers were all wearing at least 4 pairs of underpants. The logic runs that they wanted their meat & 2 veg to be as protected as possible for the journey to heaven, and all those virgins. I kid you not. Truth really is tranger than fiction.


Too bad they were too busy thinking about fucking in the afterlife to realize they were killng people right here and now.




hlen5 -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 11:35:06 AM)


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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: Rule
The floors got blown up from underneath.


I’m sorry but I can’t make head nor tail of your post :)



Pssst... RF... Don't ask!!!!




RapierFugue -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 11:35:44 AM)


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ORIGINAL: hlen5
Too bad they were too busy thinking about fucking in the afterlife to realize they were killng people right here and now.


This is my fave comment on suicide bombers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNqUW5wwTE

"Give me 2 fire breathing whores any day of the week - I'm a slut man!" ... wise words :)




RapierFugue -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 11:36:46 AM)


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ORIGINAL: hlen5
Pssst... RF... Don't ask!!!!


Another tinfoil hat wearer?




Rule -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/4/2011 1:21:16 PM)

Here.

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They should check if any of these subway trains were down for "maintenance" before the attacks.

I think this is a key issue, I remember that a witness in the 7/7 London subway bombings mentioned that he saw metal sticking up from under the carriage indicating that the explosion was directed from underneath the train carriage.

http://jforjustice.co.uk/77/#07

Read chapter 7: Pre planted explosives

Witnesses of the tube-train explosions state that there were no Muslims with backpacks, and no backpacks, or bags, left unattended on the trains, in the carriages that blew up, and that the floors of the trains blew upwards from underneath, not downwards, as would be the case with explosives inside the trains.

Explosives underneath the train floors; powerful enough to rupture the carriage floors and bend them upwards; would also lift the carriages up off the rails and derail them, as did happen. Those explosives were not home-made, but military-grade high-explosives, that would not be available to Muslim suicide-bombers. The official story was that they used home-made explosives, which has later been proven to be a lie.

... Only people having access to the tube-trains, during the times that the trains were not running, would be able to plant those bombs, under the train floors.

Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli Finance Minister, said that he was warned by Scotland Yard; not to leave his hotel-room, on the morning of 7/7/2005, before the first explosion was reported; implying that they had foreknowledge of the plan.




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