RapierFugue -> RE: Have you ever complained about service in a store, restaurant, etc? (2/3/2011 5:12:59 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Sundowner I was once told that the clever thing to do in a restaurant is on first visit to be the awkward customer from hell and be difficult about everyhting but then to tip hugely afterwards. I've tried neither trick but I get the idea. I'd never try that in case they pissed in my soup. My favourite “employee revenge” was done by a Scottish mate of mine who, in his student years, worked at McD’s. He was in the habit, in those days, of being stoned pretty much 24/7, so rather than put him onto serving customers (which would have been a disaster) they had him making burgers. This generally went well, but due to his somewhat “relaxed” state of mind he sometimes left a bit of this or that out or, more usually, added things. The Big Mac especially was, due to the full gamut of bits & pieces in it, a particular challenge. One day he accidentally left out some small thing (a bit of pickle or whatever), but instead of just politely requesting a replacement, the customer went apeshit, insulting all and sundry and demanding not one, but 2 replacements, on account (my mate presumed) of being “fatter than a fucking space-hopper”. So my mate developed the BWMD (burger weapon of mass destruction) – a.k.a. the “Mac In The Box”; this was a Big Mac so overstuffed with burger and centre bun section that it would, upon release from its captivity, spring out (sadly without a comedic “BOING!”) and deposit its payload of burger hither and thither, thus effectively calling the customer a fat bastard, without actually using the words “fat” or, indeed, “bastard”. IIRC his record was something like 7 patties in one burger. The device deployed successfully, passing field trials, and from then on became the de rigueur response to abusive customers.
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