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knees2you -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 12:38:52 AM)
WooWhoo Deal. For a million dollars, You have to have anal sex with a Transsexual for 1 hour straight.Who by the way has 12 inches of hard steel Always, Ant[;)]

yourMissTress -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 12:44:36 AM)
That's a deal...you never did say who was fucking who...and I will be wearing My strap on, of course. You may have sex (any kind you want for as long as you want) with the man/woman of your dreams for the rest of your life. All you have to do is clean the cheese and lint from the uncut penis of a man that doesn't bathe, every morning.

knees2you -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 1:14:14 AM)
No Deal. I can see How twisted we've become.[&:] You will win $25,000 dollars if You french kiss a Kamono Dragron! Deal or no Deal? Yeah Baby Always, Ant[;)]

Rumtiger -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 1:18:50 AM)
Deal, cause theres no such thing as a "Kamono Dragron" lol 10,000 to get teabagged by a guy with elephantitis.

champagnewishes -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 1:24:26 AM)
Only cause I could use the money right now and i could convince myself that i was doing him an act of kindness...thus scoring me points in the after life. $10,000 to go to work for a day wearing nothing but other peoples used gum stuck all over your body...

knees2you -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 1:27:28 AM)
quote: Deal, cause theres no such thing as a "Kamono Dragron" lol Well then The Money doesn't exist either[:D] No Deal not enough money You must spend one night in bed with Charles Manson! You will get a new House, Car and $3,000 Deal or no Deal?[:D] Always, Ant[;)]

Evanesce -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 7:27:19 AM)
quote: You must spend one night in bed with Charles Manson! You will get a new House, Car and $3,000 Since it doesn't say I'd actually have to boff the guy... deal. $1M if you agree to wash every window in my house once a week for the rest of your life (it's a 3-story house, btw).

Rumtiger -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 9:11:11 AM)
Nah, I'd run out of cash first. 1 million to last 2 minutes with a hopped up on speed and crack Mike Tyson as he is now. to add to it, Mike has been told he gets 3 million if he tears your arms off.

Gauge -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 1:23:27 PM)
quote: 1 million to last 2 minutes with a hopped up on speed and crack Mike Tyson as he is now. to add to it, Mike has been told he gets 3 million if he tears your arms off. Deal. Fear can do wonderful things to ones running prowess $5,000,000 tax free is all yours. All you have to do is walk around in Harlem for two days with $100 dollar bills hanging out of every pocket.

amativedame -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 2:00:19 PM)
Deal ( Its no jacket weather out there... and none of my clothes have pockets [;)]) You'll get anything you want the moment you think of it if you spend 1 year depending on the kindness of strangers. Deal or no deal?

BitaTruble -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 2:34:52 PM)
quote: You'll get anything you want the moment you think of it if you spend 1 year depending on the kindness of strangers. Deal or no deal? Deal, I have faith in humanity. Inner peace for 5 years for 1 month of teaching in Baghdad. Deal or no deal?

knees2you -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 5:45:03 PM)
Deal[:D] $1,000,000,000 for spending one full weekend in Solitary confindment in a Maximum Security Prison! Only you won't be alone. They have loaded it with 100 Hissing Cockroaches, and 100 Magotts. Without food and water. Deal or No Deal? Ant.[;)]

Rumtiger -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 6:13:16 PM)
long as it aint spiders, deal. 10,000 for holdent a whole habanero in your mouth...chewed up...for 5 minutes. For those who dont know, it's about 20 times hotter than a jalapeno [estimate]

Littlepita -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 7:20:29 PM)
Deal You can have all the foods of your choice without guilt of gaining weight for the rest of your life. But, you must first put on a fat suit that makes you look like you weigh 400 lbs and live in it for a month while going about your daily life.

amativedame -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 7:21:59 PM)
no deal Free top grade beef for life if you kill and quarter one cow with your hands a knife of your choice. Deal or no deal?

wild1cfl -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 7:26:24 PM)
DEAl!!. I have butchered many cows in real life before, easy money. Free meals cooked by a professional chef for the rest of your life for committing to a life of slavery in my home with me and my Dominant wife.

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 7:30:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rumtiger 10,000 to get teabagged by a guy with elephantitis. OFF TOPIC: What the heck is teabagged? (I just know I'm going to be sorry I asked!)

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 9:43:19 PM)
I was thinking the same thing. What the heck is teabagged?

MistyMenthal -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 9:58:40 PM)
Deal on the Chef. You must put a frog in Your mouth and keep it there for 1 minute. Your pize is a $2,000 {Deal or no Deal?} Blow Me A KISS

Rumtiger -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 10:08:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful OFF TOPIC: What the heck is teabagged? (I just know I'm going to be sorry I asked!) Teabagged is the term used when a male is over a female [or other male, whatever way you swing] and his nuts are dropped into the mouth, much like a teabag dropped into a cup of hot water...this term is also applied when said testicles are dropped onto the eyes. As for elephantitis....well, I dont think you wanna know. Deal on the frog thing, hell i'd eat the little sucker. Speaking of which 5000 bucks to keep said from in your mouth live for a minute, when at end of said minute it is killed humanely [or at least quickly] at which point you put it back in your mouth and bite down.

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