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Gauge -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 10:10:23 PM)
quote: You must put a frog in Your mouth and keep it there for 1 minute. Your pize is a $2,000 {Deal or no Deal?} Deal. Miss Piggy does it... I guess it can't be so bad. In one of three cases there is 1,000,000,000. In one of the cases you will get two limbs cut off your body and in the last case, you must spend your life in prison. Will you open one case? Deal or No Deal?

Rumtiger -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 10:11:30 PM)
just to add, you really, really, really dont wanna know what an alabama hotpocket is. Hm...this gives me an idea for a new thread.

Rumtiger -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 10:12:56 PM)
And hell no...and I already made an offer before you so i'm exempt hehe.

knees2you -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/4/2006 10:29:11 PM)
Deal[:D] For $5,000,000 You must Slide down a 50 foot telephone pole naked and land in a pool of rubbing alcohol. Deal Or No Deal? ANT[;)]

BitaTruble -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/5/2006 12:19:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: knees2you Deal[:D] For $5,000,000 You must Slide down a 50 foot telephone pole naked and land in a pool of rubbing alcohol. Deal Or No Deal? ANT[;)] Hell, you can keep the money, just give me that pole! lol I thought these were supposed to be bad things? ::blinks:: 12 free pair of Prada shoes, but you have to work at the shoe store as a salesman for a month. Deal or no Deal?

knees2you -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/5/2006 7:28:29 AM)
Landing in a pool of Alcohol with Giant wood splinters in my Arse is not what I would call relief. Deal on the Shoes. For $6,000 dollars and a new Car of Your Choice, You have to Masterbate at work in front of Your CoWorkers! Deal Or No Deal? ANT[;)]

Rumtiger -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/5/2006 7:43:30 AM)
Sure. deal. a quick 1,000 bucks to attempt to shove your computer mouse up your ass..this very second, no prep.

slaveofdarkhold -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/5/2006 9:05:12 AM)
Deal. after all, I only have to attempt. 10 000 pounds to swim in a septic tank for three minutes. goggleswill be provided

champagnewishes -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/5/2006 1:03:22 PM)
If that were Lebanese pounds, that could be as little as $6.77 cents...have to say no deal at any price. $1000 to knock on your closet male neighbors door and offer him a bj...and follow through should he agree.

Gauge -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/5/2006 1:12:24 PM)
quote: $1000 to knock on your closet male neighbors door and offer him a bj...and follow through should he agree. No Deal... Not enough money. Actually... there might not be enough money for me to do that. $10,000 is yours. All you have to do to earn it is go to a death metal concert and preach fundamental gospel to the people in the mosh-pit

champagnewishes -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/5/2006 1:33:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge $10,000 is yours. All you have to do to earn it is go to a death metal concert and preach fundamental gospel to the people in the mosh-pit Deal...i should be able to preach beneath the sound of the music...and i can wear pads and shin guards right? $2500 to walk naked into the local 7-11 and ask directions to the beach.

MistyMenthal -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/5/2006 8:37:01 PM)
No Deal that would be just enough money to get me out of Jail[:)] For $1,000,000 dollars You have to sleep in an outhouse for one day and night! Deal Or No Deal? Ant[;)]

Gauge -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/5/2006 9:53:04 PM)
quote: For $1,000,000 dollars You have to sleep in an outhouse for one day and night! Deal. Point the way! For $37,285.84 you must go into a fancy restaurant and take a nice healthy dump on someones table... then leap off and act like a deranged squirrel. Deal or No Deal?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/5/2006 10:05:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge For $37,285.84 you must go into a fancy restaurant and take a nice healthy dump on someones table... then leap off and act like a deranged squirrel. Deal or No Deal? Deal! Never been paid for that before..... But most restaurants won;t even let me in anymore. for $200 000, you have to piss on a cop's leg, drunk as a skunk (you have an excuse.... lol) Yours, benji

knees2you -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/6/2006 7:29:52 AM)
What and have a record! Not enough money. No Deal. for $100,000 You must Go to work, Masterbate on Your Bosses desk, While Their sitting eyes wide open wondering what the Heck You Your doing! Deal Or No Deal? Ant[;)]

amativedame -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/6/2006 9:55:03 AM)
Deal Free high speed internet access for life if you take care of a raw egg for a year (bringing it everywhere with you) and never break it. Deal or no deal?

Gauge -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/6/2006 10:40:17 AM)
quote: Free high speed internet access for life if you take care of a raw egg for a year (bringing it everywhere with you) and never break it. Deal or no deal? Deal. I would package that little sucker in a cushion... You will be given a lear jet with a pilot, the money to maintain the jet and the money for fuel. All you have to do is strip naked, cover yourself in peanut butter and Jello and then set your hair on fire and run down the main street of a very large city. Deal or No Deal?

MistyMenthal -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/6/2006 8:42:34 PM)
What no Money? And burnt hair. {Nada, zip, No Deal.} For $20,000 You have to turn Yourself over to Americas most wanted, tell them Your a rapist, then tell them it was all a Joke! {Deal Or No Deal?} BLOW ME a KISS, Misty

Gauge -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/6/2006 9:08:04 PM)
quote: For $20,000 You have to turn Yourself over to Americas most wanted, tell them Your a rapist, then tell them it was all a Joke! Deal. I am a shameless lout. I will repost one that I posted that got no answer. In one of three cases there is 1,000,000,000. In one of the cases you will get two limbs cut off your body and in the last case, you must spend your life in prison. Will you open one case?

MistyMenthal -> RE: Deal or no Deal? (5/6/2006 10:19:24 PM)
Deal Gauge Why, Because I'd get what I deserved. For a $1,000 a week for the next 30 years. You have to walk into a Lions cage, while the Lion tammer tells the Lion to relax. {Deal Or No Deal?} BLOW ME a KISS Misty

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