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Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 5:04:44 PM

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What three things would top your "this person doesn't have a clue/is unsafe about BDSM" list? (Specifically non-'nilla people.)

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 5:18:55 PM

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Where to begin.
One of my favorites is the sub who tells us she's relocating, to another state, to be with a "Master" whom she's only known on-line for a few months. I always pause and think, this person is just yanking our collective chains, because no one *really* does that, right?

oops, you wanted three, I hope one will do.

< Message edited by KatyLied -- 5/3/2006 5:20:09 PM >

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 5:22:45 PM

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You need to narrow the scope of this question slightly, since you are asking for specific things in an entire genre... you may as well ask what 3 traits in life are best suited for life in a Biology class... but that's just me...

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 5:24:13 PM

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 5:32:09 PM

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#3. "I've been doing needle play, cutting, and bod-mod for 10 years" (but has no clue what an autoclave is).

#2. The guy who came to his first munch with his toy bag (an old brown bowling bag from the 70's), filled with relighting birthday candles (for wax play), a rusy bowie knife (for cutting), a suitcase handle (to "hit 'er G-spot"), and a greasy bungie cord.

and #1.
"I'm looking for a Mistress to feed me my own testicles. If you'd be interested, please message me on yahoo."

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 5:35:42 PM

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I was going to respond and then I read what Proprietrix said and decided I'd never come across anything so frightening in my life ... Wow. Uhm, yes.

A suitcase handle???

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 5:39:16 PM

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I dunno, a suitcase handle might work....

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 5:53:53 PM

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Generally, just people being too eager. Slow the fuck down!

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 5:59:20 PM

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A suitcase handle???

I always use a suitcase handle to reach my g-spot. Why would that be weird?

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 6:01:37 PM

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1. Excessive alcohol drinking daily while saying, "you can trust me with your life and these big knives."

2. Claiming to be an experienced Master when they can't produce any references other than Rosy.

3. "Hey, I know we talked of moving in together down the line, but I have met someone else online who might move out here to be with me; if she turns out to be a mirage, can I still call you instead?"

and what Chaingang and Katy said.

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 6:07:54 PM

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I learned everything I know online, but have never actually practiced it.
I want to be 100% in control.
I'm not really comfortable discussing where I live, my occupation, my marital status, health status, prison record, etc.

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 6:22:43 PM

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Let's see... (not in any order)

I deleted my 3, I really dont know how I tell if I think someone is clueless or unsafe...online its very difficult to tell by peoples words....I think I work more on intuition in that area...but then again...its pretty easy to tell if someone has had real experience...but even then..some people with real experience and can describe things accurately etc..arent safe either..so...ugh....

In RT..I can tell by the way someone handles themself.

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 6:27:59 PM

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1) A person that wants to drink a lot and then top me

2) Someone that thinks they know it all and does not ask me a lot of questions

3) Someone that thinks that something should go into my mouth that has been up my ass.. Now if that is your thing I really don't care, but it is not safe or sanitary.

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 6:29:24 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Proprietrix

#3. "I've been doing needle play, cutting, and bod-mod for 10 years" (but has no clue what an autoclave is).

#2. The guy who came to his first munch with his toy bag (an old brown bowling bag from the 70's), filled with relighting birthday candles (for wax play), a rusy bowie knife (for cutting), a suitcase handle (to "hit 'er G-spot"), and a greasy bungie cord.

and #1.
"I'm looking for a Mistress to feed me my own testicles. If you'd be interested, please message me on yahoo."

OMG that has me rolling on the floor!

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 6:54:02 PM

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There is some really great (read: scary) answers here!

Here's some I've heard from Dominants:

1. "I'll give My girl 500 lashes with the single-tail every night....so she remembers her place."

2. "This is My new slave.  I met her last week."

3. "Hi, I'm Jake"
    "Nice to meet you, Jake. My name is valeca"
    "You should be on your knees when speaking to Me, slut."

Some I've heard from submissives:

1."I've been in the lifestyle for a year and a half, but I have a lot of experience. I've had 9 Dom's."

2. "We've talked online every day for 2 months but He doesn't want to live together yet! He's either a player or has commitment issues."

3. "A good slave doesn't use condoms at a play party. It's like saying she doesn't trust the Masters."

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 7:17:35 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sensualips

I dunno, a suitcase handle might work....

I was thinking the exact same thing...

I bet this guy could squeeze a lot of fun out of a dollar store!

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Oh, my three things: 1) Dominants who have "Master", "Lord", "Dom" or "Sir" in their screen names, cap their pronouns, or refer to themselves in the third person 2) Submissives who think there is a One 3) Switches

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 7:21:38 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TallDarkAndWitty

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sensualips

I dunno, a suitcase handle might work....

I was thinking the exact same thing...

I bet this guy could squeeze a lot of fun out of a dollar store!

Taggard

Oh, my three things: 1) Dominants who have "Master", "Lord", "Dom" or "Sir" in their screen names, cap their pronouns, or refer to themselves in the third person 2) Submissives who think there is a One 3) Switches

:-p

I wonder if thats where he got his rusty knife and bowling ball bag. :)

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 7:26:47 PM

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1) The people who's first message to me contains all their personal info...full name...home address...work address...home phone...work phone ...cell phone.
2) The people who after a handful of messages offer to come to me this weekend or fly me out for this weekend.
3) The people who after I inform them that right on my profile I state I am not looking at this time....switch gears to messaging me in attempts to get me to meet them for a date.

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 7:27:07 PM

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ORIGINAL: darq
I wonder if thats where he got his rusty knife and bowling ball bag. :)

I keep my toys in "the suitcase." It is this old beat up brown leather attache case that I found in a Salvation Army store. I love it, and people think I am a freak when I walk into a dungeon with this thing.

If I had to pick between a creative mind and one of each item from JT's, I would go with the creativity...

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 7:31:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: TallDarkAndWitty

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ORIGINAL: darq
I wonder if thats where he got his rusty knife and bowling ball bag. :)

I keep my toys in "the suitcase." It is this old beat up brown leather attache case that I found in a Salvation Army store. I love it, and people think I am a freak when I walk into a dungeon with this thing.

If I had to pick between a creative mind and one of each item from JT's, I would go with the creativity...

Taggard

I have one of those big rolling laptop briefcase travel bags that I keep my go with me toys in.... which I'm very happy with since most of the time I pack it so full If I pick it up and carry it.... my back is sore the next day.

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