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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/12/2011 2:45:59 PM   
Phoenixpower


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ORIGINAL: soul2share

sssssshhhhhhhhh.....if he's busy with his little cheating hussy sub, then he won't find out about my other Dom! 

But don't tell him, ok?

Oh wait.....did I just type that out loud?  Nah...it'll be fine...he'd never expect to find me here! 


No need to worry, men's memory isn't that great, is it?

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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/12/2011 3:32:54 PM   
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It's a conspiracy!! I knew it!


It's muh plan to keep you fer muhself.


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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/12/2011 3:42:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		Steven, you prick! If you cheat on me I'm gonna have sex with Jim!

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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/12/2011 3:50:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Ja, make sure to clean the lipstick off you dipstick when you go out for sloppy seconds, cuz that shit will get you caught like right now, them bitches look. 
there is not a whole lot you can do about my perfume. I wear the shit that lingers...yeah yeah...i'm high maintenance


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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/12/2011 3:54:19 PM   
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Grab a coke or warm beer if you are an alcoholic, and chug it, it;ll work up a couple of farts and skidmarks will cover up the scent of that other gash, cuz them women smell it on ya, too. 

Oh god, I hate skidmarks.  I'd burn the underwear first, so this is a primo technique, Ron!

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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/12/2011 4:57:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

It's a conspiracy!! I knew it!


It's muh plan to keep you fer muhself.


Smches!

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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/12/2011 6:05:49 PM   
SylvereApLeanan


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

and it's absolutely essential that my wife does not find out about it, nor my girlfriend.


Since you collared all the CM wimmins not too long ago, you have A) run out of options at least on this site; and/or B) just announced your cheating ways to all of your submissives. 
 
My advice...hide from the angry mob that is sure to come after you.  Hell hath no fury and all that.
 


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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/12/2011 8:19:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Steven, you need to bribe us to get us to cheat on them with you. I'm thinking chocolate, chocolate chunk cookies might work.

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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/12/2011 9:10:40 PM   
lizi


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Status: offline 		Um hello....all you do is tell her that you're poly now and she's coming along for the ride. I would have thought you'd know how to do that by now from reading as many threads as you have

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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/13/2011 6:52:18 AM   
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I would have thought you'd know how to do that by now from reading as many threads as you have


So you belief he actually read these threads??? He also might just look at the pictures, yanno

< Message edited by Phoenixpower -- 2/13/2011 6:54:23 AM >

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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/13/2011 7:17:46 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Steven, you need to bribe us to get us to cheat on them with you. I'm thinking chocolate, chocolate chunk cookies might work.


Ohhhhh......cookies...and perhaps some chocolate truffles as well.

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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/13/2011 11:54:43 AM   
DarkSteven


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We know you're kidding, 'cuz we've seen the pic of you in the baggy white li'l boy monogamy/chastity underpants; anyone wearing those ain't gunna be cheatin' on nobody.


I take them off when I actually do the deed.


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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/13/2011 1:07:01 PM   
outhere69


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Status: offline 		I think he means that you should take them off waaaaaaay before the deed! 

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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/13/2011 3:06:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Ja, make sure to clean the lipstick off you dipstick when you go out for sloppy seconds, cuz that shit will get you caught like right now, them bitches look. 
there is not a whole lot you can do about my perfume. I wear the shit that lingers...yeah yeah...i'm high maintenance


They aren't cutting that with enough alcohol then. Either that or quite snuggling with the dick. Use the "look ma, no hands" approach.

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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/14/2011 12:00:58 PM   
ShaharThorne


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DS it cheating on me and no one cares to tell me the truth...

PSSSSTTTT  I left lipstick smooches on CS's balls...


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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/14/2011 4:45:21 PM   
blacksword404


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

WHAT!?!?!?

DS it cheating on me and no one cares to tell me the truth...

PSSSSTTTT  I left lipstick smooches on CS's balls...



Well it's one of those situations where everybody knows but nobody says anything. You can cry on my bal.. shoulder I mean.

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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/14/2011 5:18:36 PM   
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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/14/2011 10:07:59 PM   
blacksword404


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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

like nancy gribble and john redcorn?





Lmao. Now he was a planting bastard. Seeded the hell out of that field.

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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/14/2011 11:17:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Steven, you prick! If you cheat on me I'm gonna have sex with Jim!


To hell with that ..... Steven, you prick! If you cheat on me I'm gonna have sex with Jim!!!!!

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RE: I want to cheat on my submissive - 2/14/2011 11:33:26 PM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		I am sticking to CS...

Speaking of which, I need to write a note to him.  Have not contacted him in the past 2 weeks.

I probably am due for a spanking and TENS unit...


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