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Sundowner -> THE TRUTH ABOUT CREEPY! Previously unpublished scandal ... (2/21/2011 4:59:40 AM)
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Readers will be familiar with the amazing revelations in another thread http://www.collarchat.com/m_3571072/tm.htm (if you're not aware of the drama it might be worth a quick catch-up from the first page so you understand the crisis which has been unfolding).
I can now reveal the shocking truth that all was not as it seemed.
Many of you will have been surprised to learn that VaguelyCurious was not as she seemed - a despicable HNG instead of the "adorable" (I quote) girl we thought she was. Some will even have been disappointed (I name no names). You will have been shocked to learn of poor CreepyStalker's appalling imprisonment. But, as is so often the case, the truth is very different.
The brave and noble subsequentlyours led a rescue mission over the weekend to save the innocent creepy. Meticulously planned, fully equipped by the kindly and generous ResidentSadist with crowbars and shampoo, the mission was sure to succeed. We arrived at dawn and, with one mighty blow, subsequently broke the door. [No, no, no - of course we broke it after arriving but I don't mean we broke it subsequently; I mean subsequently broke it. Would it be easier to refer to him as SO? But I wouldn't want you to think he and I have a significant relationship in which he's the other party.]
Anyway, our heroic SO broke down the door and we rushed inside. As expected we were met by a ghastly sight - an innocent maiden, enchained and clad in a few torn filthy rags, together with a brutish man, unshaven and ill-kempt (also wearing a few torn filthy rags, but in his case as though he meant it).
In one stride SO was by her side (the innocent maiden's) and with a mighty heave on the crowbar tore her chain from the wall. Sensibly he left the chains round her wrists because she looked extraordinarily hot, and not from the adjacent radiator (innocent adorable maiden, half-naked, clad in a few revealing rags, half-sitting half-kneeling helpless on the floor, her wrists in chains - it doesn't get much hotter than that).
"Creepy!" he exclaimed, folding her in his arms protectively.
"Yes?" said the ghastly evil-smelling brute, standing bewildered in the corner.
We hesitated, confused and perplexed. OS turned to the thug-like creature across the room "Vaguely?" he said.
"Yes?" said the cute girl in chains.
In an instant we realised the full horror of the scene. How we had misjudged the poor VC, how we had been deceived by the evil creepy. With blinding simplicity creepy had simply reversed the roles in her deceitful disclosure, painting poor VC as the villain and depicting herself as innocent victim. Now all was revealed and she stood exposed for the lust-filled monster she really is.
OS gathered VC tenderly in his manly arms and, without a further word, we left the pititful false freak in his phony fantasy world.
There is a lesson to be learned from this sad tale, which might usefully be pursued in other threads - it is the shocking, almost unbelievable, truth that SOME PROFILES ON CM ARE FAKE!! You may find this difficult to believe but the sordid VC/CS saga shows it to be true. Indeed some readers will recall that not long ago our own dear Greedy was revealed to be a man.
There is a happy ending to this tale. VC really is VC and is cured now of Tourette's and shares herself happily (but in different ways) between her lesbian specialist and OS. The Nigerian connection was in fact real and I am now happily planning how to spend the millions which were transferred to my account and my plans include my pretty Nigerian slavegirl, who appeared on Sunday evening.
It's a funny old world, isn't it. [sm=smile.gif]
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