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Profane Poet And Limerick Society - 2/21/2011 5:28:30 AM

SleepingTiger

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Let's see how many of these we can come up with?

An insatiable nymph from Penzance
Travelled the bus to South Hants
Three others f****d her
Besides the conductor
And the driver came twice in his pants.. ..

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RE: Profane Poet And Limerick Society - 2/21/2011 5:31:27 AM

Hillwilliam

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There was a young man from O'Doul
Who had a long and marvelous tool
He could use it to plow
Or to diddle a cow
Or just as a cue stick at pool

There was a young man from Eau Claire
Who was plumbing his girl on the stair
The Bannister Broke
And he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair

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RE: Profane Poet And Limerick Society - 2/21/2011 5:34:41 AM

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There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who got on a bus bound for Ealing
The sign on the door
said don't cum on the floor
So he lay down and came on the ceiling

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RE: Profane Poet And Limerick Society - 2/21/2011 5:40:25 AM

SleepingTiger

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The first mates name was Topper
By god he had a whopper
Twice round the deck
Once round his neck
And up his arse for a stopper

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RE: Profane Poet And Limerick Society - 2/21/2011 5:42:51 AM

poise

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There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There’s somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing… It’s me!

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When the path ignites a soul, there’s no remaining in place.

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RE: Profane Poet And Limerick Society - 2/21/2011 5:47:49 AM

SleepingTiger

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There once was a man from St Pauls
Who travelled the music halls
His favorite trick
Was to stand on his prick
And roll off the stage on his balls

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