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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/25/2011 7:25:40 PM   
MrRodgers


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Status: offline 		So, it's the end of the world as we know it. I hope not, not at this late date.

Nah, I refuse to believe it. I am the fish, living in water and I don't know it and...I don't slurping care. 

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/25/2011 7:30:54 PM   
KMsAngel


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Status: offline 		aw hen, i'm not cheap nor easy (i've been reading the take it off thread, there's no big d&ck little d*ck thread that i can find)

if i just ask pretty pretty pretty please with FT's cherry.... hm... that won't work.

pretty pretty please with one of my assorted cherries on top??

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/25/2011 7:38:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		i will shamelessly admit to wanting to play this game =p hahahaa

what's my best begging position?


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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/25/2011 7:39:22 PM   
FukinTroll


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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

aw hen, i'm not cheap nor easy (i've been reading the take it off thread, there's no big d&ck little d*ck thread that i can find)

if i just ask pretty pretty pretty please with FT's cherry.... hm... that won't work.

pretty pretty please with one of my assorted cherries on top??


hen gave you the rules darlin, gotta pay tae play.
SLURP!


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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/25/2011 7:42:10 PM   
0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

i will shamelessly admit to wanting to play this game =p hahahaa

what's my best begging position?



Any one you want so long as the kitty is clearly visible and well displayed!

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/25/2011 7:48:27 PM   
0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

NARC!


NARC? NARC? Ouch, that twists my panties up to at least a 10!

OK, ladies sit up and pay attention;

I was around for the afore mentioned thread, and, though it is on my old puter I did posses a picture of the great green wing ding.

Now not to frighten any of you before bedtime but it is MONSTROUS! I mean think roll of sausage in girth but about that length plus another half again.

If the Troll's pecker could sing it would be singing" I'm a big green muther and I'm BAD" and the chorus would be echoing "big green bad, big green bad".

I'm ambitious ladies but DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLO7IxKwruc

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/25/2011 7:50:50 PM   
FukinTroll


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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

NARC!


NARC? NARC? Ouch, that twists my panties up to at least a 10!

OK, ladies sit up and pay attention;

I was around for the afore mentioned thread, and, though it is on my old puter I did posses a picture of the great green wing ding.

Now not to frighten any of you before bedtime but it is MONSTROUS! I mean think roll of sausage in girth but about that length plus another half again.

If the Troll's pecker could sing it would be singing" I'm a big green muther and I'm BAD" and the chorus would be echoing "big green bad, big green bad".

I'm ambitious ladies but DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Um... er... uh... LIES SEZ I! LIES!!!!!


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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/25/2011 7:54:17 PM   
KMsAngel


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Status: offline 		yeah, i got the impression it was a winky dink too, troll

nobody gets pics of the angel kitty.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/25/2011 8:00:56 PM   
FukinTroll


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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

yeah, i got the impression it was a winky dink too, troll


If it makes you feel better... yep, you're right.

quote:



nobody gets pics of the angel kitty.


Um... sure... wuteva!

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/25/2011 8:05:07 PM   
KMsAngel


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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/26/2011 8:25:04 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		FT, you always make my day with your posts.  You make me laugh when there isn't always much laughter in my life.  For that I thank you.  Now find your trollop(s) but don't stop posting.  It's too much fun.  Any wimminz who turn you down don't know what they're missing.  You is da TROLL after all.  

And best of luck in your search, I just know you'll find the trolless of your dreams.  And yes, I get to make up my own words.


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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/26/2011 9:56:22 AM   
FukinTroll


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

FT, you always make my day with your posts.  You make me laugh when there isn't always much laughter in my life.  For that I thank you.  Now find your trollop(s) but don't stop posting.  It's too much fun.  Any wimminz who turn you down don't know what they're missing.  You is da TROLL after all.  

And best of luck in your search, I just know you'll find the trolless of your dreams.  And yes, I get to make up my own words.



Thankies TPB, but I think all the folks here missed the Memo on "Project Lazy Fuker". This is where I make this big ol post about what I am looking for and then do nothing about it cuz YER SUPPOSED TO! See, I just sit here in all my Trollishness, kinda like tha fire god, and wait for the virgins to be thrown at me feet... unlike the fire god where they tossed them in the volcano... it is more like tossed under the bridge to satisfy the Gweat an Tewable Twoll.

SLURP~


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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/26/2011 10:16:24 AM   
0ldhen


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Status: offline 		There once was a Trolless from Nantucket
Who searched for a Troll
That could fill in her heart a hole
As well as possibly Fuckit

She joined Collarme
Then giggled tee hee
FukinTroll saw she there
She met him twat bare

Then cried oh my
I wish I'd just die
For he left my hole as round as a bucket!




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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/26/2011 10:26:47 AM   
FukinTroll


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Status: offline 		After an exhaustive search, going through the many possibilities of how to spell Nantucket... I have found zip... zero... nada... nothing. Where is said Trolless in which you refer?

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/26/2011 10:32:03 AM   
0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

After an exhaustive search, going through the many possibilities of how to spell Nantucket... I have found zip... zero... nada... nothing. Where is said Trolless in which you refer?

SLURP~



Troll my dear
Your pecker is dangerous I fear
She is in the ER
Giving you bad PR

While her twat gets a stitch
You ruined the bitch
Your search for your one
Is not yet done

Mean while at least you had fun

edited to ad, I are out of rhymes

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/26/2011 10:35:32 AM   
FukinTroll


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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

After an exhaustive search, going through the many possibilities of how to spell Nantucket... I have found zip... zero... nada... nothing. Where is said Trolless in which you refer?

SLURP~



Troll my dear
Your pecker is dangerous I fear
She is in the ER
Giving you bad PR

While her twat gets a stitch
You ruined the bitch
Your search for your one
Is not yet done

Mean while at least you had fun

edited to ad, I are out of rhymes


I'm sticken to the whole "wee winky" story.

Now SHADDUUP!
SLURP~

*Troll enterprises is not responsible for sex related trauma... he has a tiny pecker, that's our story and we are sticking to it. Void where prohibited, coming to a bridge near you.


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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/26/2011 3:20:47 PM   
KMsAngel


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Status: offline 		wee willy winky has a picture with a profound proboscis, perhaps that's where your skill lies.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/26/2011 3:36:17 PM   
rick1283


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Status: offline 		Oldhen, you should publish a book. I know plenty of people who would pay to laugh at poems like that.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/28/2011 3:05:59 AM   
0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Thankies TPB, but I think all the folks here missed the Memo on "Project Lazy Fuker". This is where I make this big ol post about what I am looking for and then do nothing about it cuz YER SUPPOSED TO! See, I just sit here in all my Trollishness, kinda like tha fire god, and wait for the virgins to be thrown at me feet... unlike the fire god where they tossed them in the volcano... it is more like tossed under the bridge to satisfy the Gweat an Tewable Twoll.

SLURP~



Geezzzzz.......okey dokey your Trollishness.....I will research where to locate a pair of breedable Trolletes for you.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 2/28/2011 11:18:49 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Here's the deal Hen, you look in Ohio, I'll look here and we should be able to manage to find 2 trollettes for his Trollishness.  Can't have him doing the searching cuz most women just don't know about the "cuz YER  SUPPOSED TO".  

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