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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/3/2011 6:21:59 AM

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I'm not well-versed in Satanic tongue.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/3/2011 7:28:14 AM

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Heh I just realized that collection of tiny black pebbles under my bridge isn't pebbles after all. That's all the lil black D hearts laying there next to mine.
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Now wait just a minute, if those lil black D hearts are hers, they should be lying next to my purttty turquoise /s type heartz. Would you be so kind enough to return them or at least let me send you mine?

Did you acquire a sacrificuial virgin or slightly used Trolless to offer n exchange.

And the chocolate did not tempt any of the acceptable coeds so this weekend I'm going to try beer and Troll photos.

I'm offering gellato to the sacrificial virgins (luckily I live in a small town and. they love gellato which here). I'm also on the lookok for used Trollesses in the area, I know I'm a gently used Trolless and that maybe just maybe I'll can offer myself now.

ETA: I haven't had sex in over 19 months, so my cherry has grown back does that qualify me as a virgin again? And yes, before you ask, cherries do grow back once you clear out the cobwebs.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/3/2011 8:32:17 AM

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ETA: I haven't had sex in over 19 months, so my cherry has grown back does that qualify me as a virgin again? And yes, before you ask, cherries do grow back once you clear out the cobwebs.

WAAAYYYYYYCOOOL! I've not even seen a pecker (well except in the bluebird thread) in over two years so I must be a virgin too.

Damnit, call Red, borrow the car and get over here. We will paint each other green and see if that works.

Oh no, he wants baby tolls and I am fixed, back to plan be.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/3/2011 9:13:33 AM

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ETA: I haven't had sex in over 19 months, so my cherry has grown back does that qualify me as a virgin again? And yes, before you ask, cherries do grow back once you clear out the cobwebs.

WAAAYYYYYYCOOOL! I've not even seen a pecker (well except in the bluebird thread) in over two years so I must be a virgin too.

Damnit, call Red, borrow the car and get over here. We will paint each other green and see if that works.

Oh no, he wants baby tolls and I am fixed, back to plan be.

HAH! Beat your 2 yrs by 15 yrs from the age of 25 to 41, followed by 7 months of sex, then back to none for over 5 yrs, not counting the already 19 months mentioned.

Don't have to borrow Red's ride, I have my own, we can paint ourselves green, I can't have baby trolls either, but does he have to know? Or we can convince him to adopt trollies. We iz gonna makes excellent trolly mommies.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/3/2011 2:36:37 PM

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Ahhhh... darling troll, how you do make a gal's heart go pitter patter, pitter patter.

It is unfair of course. Your bright light dims the domly deeds of the other Ds.

*sigh*

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/4/2011 2:45:49 PM

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Ahhhh... darling troll, how you do make a gal's heart go pitter patter, pitter patter.

It is unfair of course. Your bright light dims the domly deeds of the other Ds.

*sigh*

Just doing my part to raise the bar darlin.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/4/2011 2:47:31 PM

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll
Heh I just realized that collection of tiny black pebbles under my bridge isn't pebbles after all. That's all the lil black D hearts laying there next to mine.
SLURP~

Now wait just a minute, if those lil black D hearts are hers, they should be lying next to my purttty turquoise /s type heartz. Would you be so kind enough to return them or at least let me send you mine?

Did you acquire a sacrificuial virgin or slightly used Trolless to offer n exchange.

And the chocolate did not tempt any of the acceptable coeds so this weekend I'm going to try beer and Troll photos.

I'm offering gellato to the sacrificial virgins (luckily I live in a small town and. they love gellato which here). I'm also on the lookok for used Trollesses in the area, I know I'm a gently used Trolless and that maybe just maybe I'll can offer myself now.

ETA: I haven't had sex in over 19 months, so my cherry has grown back does that qualify me as a virgin again? And yes, before you ask, cherries do grow back once you clear out the cobwebs.

This is a new development I should really poke around a bit.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/4/2011 3:14:30 PM

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Hmm, did I hear mention of poking?

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/4/2011 4:05:49 PM

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Hmm, did I hear mention of poking?

Finally! After years and years of laying in wait for Win, she has fallen into muh trap!

IT'S POKEN TIME!

boom chick-a-wa wa

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/4/2011 6:39:27 PM

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Not so fast! According to my son, there has to be two tickles before the poke. He correctly me firmly on this. "It's two tittles and one pote!"

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/4/2011 10:32:44 PM

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Hey, where else do you find the whole BOGO thang?
SLURP!

Not at Nordstrom's unfortunately.

I wish you a boatload of luck, trollish one, in finding as many trolletes, to play, and reproduce with, as you desire. M

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/7/2011 5:55:35 PM

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HAH! Beat your 2 yrs by 15 yrs from the age of 25 to 41, followed by 7 months of sex, then back to none for over 5 yrs, not counting the already 19 months mentioned.

Don't have to borrow Red's ride, I have my own, we can paint ourselves green, I can't have baby trolls either, but does he have to know? Or we can convince him to adopt trollies. We iz gonna makes excellent trolly mommies.

Damn it, I knew I should have bought stock in Everyready!

Celibacy sucks in one way yet bothers me not in most ways.

I haz the green paint, come get me!

Actually I bet if we wait the Troll would enjoy the whole painting process........

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/7/2011 5:57:38 PM

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Ahhhh... darling troll, how you do make a gal's heart go pitter patter, pitter patter.

It is unfair of course. Your bright light dims the domly deeds of the other Ds.

*sigh*

Too true, yet the other domly types should get to practicing their slurpin techniques to catch up.

Of course they all lack the mighty green doink but...le sigh....you can't have everything.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/7/2011 6:41:14 PM

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HAH! Beat your 2 yrs by 15 yrs from the age of 25 to 41, followed by 7 months of sex, then back to none for over 5 yrs, not counting the already 19 months mentioned.

Don't have to borrow Red's ride, I have my own, we can paint ourselves green, I can't have baby trolls either, but does he have to know? Or we can convince him to adopt trollies. We iz gonna makes excellent trolly mommies.

Damn it, I knew I should have bought stock in Everyready!

Celibacy sucks in one way yet bothers me not in most ways.

I haz the green paint, come get me!

Actually I bet if we wait the Troll would enjoy the whole painting process........

I'm sure the Troll would enjoy the painting process, I haz lots of different green colors of paint, we could even be metallic for the bling factor.

Get stock in Duracell too, the energizer bunny is gettin tired here.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/9/2011 10:36:44 AM

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
HAH! Beat your 2 yrs by 15 yrs from the age of 25 to 41, followed by 7 months of sex, then back to none for over 5 yrs, not counting the already 19 months mentioned.

Don't have to borrow Red's ride, I have my own, we can paint ourselves green, I can't have baby trolls either, but does he have to know? Or we can convince him to adopt trollies. We iz gonna makes excellent trolly mommies.

Damn it, I knew I should have bought stock in Everyready!

Celibacy sucks in one way yet bothers me not in most ways.

I haz the green paint, come get me!

Actually I bet if we wait the Troll would enjoy the whole painting process........

I'm sure the Troll would enjoy the painting process, I haz lots of different green colors of paint, we could even be metallic for the bling factor.

Get stock in Duracell too, the energizer bunny is gettin tired here.

Just so ya know... we are going to have to make a mock-up of the enterprise bridge, cuz I am fukin these Orion Slave Girls on pay-per-view.
SLURP~

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/9/2011 8:13:31 PM

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I'm not well-versed in Satanic tongue.

Um...dude....any D should be well versed in tongue....just sayin'.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/9/2011 8:17:06 PM

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Just so ya know... we are going to have to make a mock-up of the enterprise bridge, cuz I am fukin these Orion Slave Girls on pay-per-view.
SLURP~

Troll, you still not over THAT?

Ok, one bridge mockup coming up.

Then while we're still green we can celebrate St.Pattys Day.

Then we can celebrate being Trollops.

Then we can settle down and have some serious pokin!

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/9/2011 8:19:15 PM

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I have my own affectionate fanbase name..."Victims." See, because it says stalker in the name and all...

Now, to have a fanbase...I must first get fans.

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/9/2011 8:20:46 PM

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I'm not well-versed in Satanic tongue.

Um...dude....any D should be well versed in tongue....just sayin'.

Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?

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RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. - 3/9/2011 8:39:29 PM

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Now, to have a fanbase...I must first get fans.

First you must offer unlimited slurps or other tongue type affectionate things that us s types love.

Then you must send all of us pictures of your big doink, well, I did mention the whole need for a large doink, right?

Then you must have cookies for us.

After all that you must hug us and squeeze us and call us Trollops....or in your case, Victims.

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