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Daddysredhead -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/26/2011 10:12:50 PM)
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One of the most bizarro world stories of the week:
Cali and I went to dinner by our lonesome Sunday night. We were about ready to leave when a very drunk young man (who, after doing complex math equations in his head, decided he was 31) from Canada, sat down next to me, across from Cali. I gave her the blink blink look and we asked what he was doing. He said he was on vacation, looking for a good time, and noted that he liked swimming a LOT. We indulged his intoxicatedness for a minute till he asked if Cali & I were lesbians. Cali replied that we were. He thought that was "hawt." After some very descriptive wanky things from him about lesbians, I decided that I was going to have to kill him or, in the very least, fuck with his buzz.
When he asked again about our alleged lesbianism, I told him that we were not lesbians, and each had kids with our respective men folk. He was confused and began to tell us of his ex- gf who "loved eating pussy." I assured him that I was very shy and knew nothing of which he spoke. He then proceeded to tell Cali & I that he could see us doing each other with strap-ons. He also asked if we were into "finger bangin." He said finger bangin' pussies was the shiznit. It seemed rather odd, eh, that a guy from Canada turned into a Southern pirate when he said, "Yeah, finger bangin'... it's HAWT!!!" He sounded like a redneck.
I challenged his swimming skills when I told him there were killer whales in the bay, and he would jump in and swim unless he was a pussy. He did not jump in, there was no finger bangin', and we managed to ditch him and get back to the hotel with our virtue intact.
KC... you minx, you know I was only "helping." *wink* I'm a nice girl like that.
*hehehe*
ETA: Chickie!!! I'm so glad you got home safely. I adore you. You are the very best!!! :)
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