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GreedyTop -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 5:51:37 AM)

much to my surprise!!




Charnegui -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 5:53:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen
Just popping in to say.....nanananaaaa....I haz petted both the beauteous Amos and the Handsome Cashie........


Nah!!! That's one thing I didnt wanna know about!!
**grinning**

Lucky Hen....



0ldhen -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 7:24:45 AM)


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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt


Just how the hell did Mr. Flamingo get out of my yard and all the way to Florida!!? I wondered where that little shit had gotten to!! And how come he got to go to the party and I didn't!!!???



That Flamingo NEEDS to go to AA.........

Seriously.....one drunken sprawl after another!!!!!!!!!




CalifChick -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 7:54:41 AM)

I am so glad everyone had such a good time. One of the small details that Red forgot about our Canadian friend, is that he said, "if you're ever in Canada, look me up."

Uh, yeah.

So we figured we would book it to the border, then stand there and yell, "YO! SCOTT FROM CANADA! WE'RE HERE!"

And I just knew that no one would believe us about Scott-from-Canada, so I took his pic with Red. LOL.

Then there's the "pilot didn't get a cookie so he walked off the plane for 45 minutes" story. Sigh.

I'll have to collect my thoughts a bit better and post again.




GreedyTop -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 8:09:02 AM)

then there was the Cali and Hibbie desertion of me and Red.. leaving us to our own devices.. WTF were you two thinking???????/



CalifChick -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 8:13:36 AM)

Pffffttttttttttttt. Remember the story of Big Buzzy and "Every man for himself"? Applies here too.

Cali



GreedyTop -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 8:23:37 AM)

yeah.. but ya left as as adult supervision... FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!

" do you guys have cotton balls?"



CalifChick -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 8:26:52 AM)

I never agreed to be adult supervision for anyone. And if you ask a tall dark choco-latte' kinda man if he has cotton BALLS, well, you're on your own.




GreedyTop -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 8:28:33 AM)

not sayin YOU shoulda been adult supervision.. just that it was not necessarily WISe to allow Red and myself to be allowed to wander on our own..

(and *I* didnt ask him, SHE did!!)


*gigglesnorts*



Daddysredhead -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 9:46:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
(and *I* didnt ask him, SHE did!!)

*gigglesnorts*


And the fact that I didn't get the reason he grinned at me until you explained it and said, "You asked if he had cotton balls... that's funny," made me understand the true damage of my sunbaked brain. [&o]



Daddysredhead -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 9:47:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

then there was the Cali and Hibbie desertion of me and Red.. leaving us to our own devices.. WTF were you two thinking???????


Sad thing is, all we had to do was walk the sidewalk to the front of the hotel, and we still ended up kinda "misplaced." [8|]



Daddysredhead -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 9:50:22 AM)

Red: "Hibbie... see this? This is the face that says 'Say any fucked up thing you want to me because I've heard it all before.' That guy right there asked if they lost my suitcase and I said yes. Then he winked at me and said, 'Better hope none of your vibrators start buzzing when they bring it back to you.' Really? Can't I just kill him now?"

Hibbie: "Certainly."


Then later...

"... and some people have a face that screams, 'Yes, I need a rusty fork jammed into my eye'..." [:o]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 9:55:38 AM)

(re: the young "perky" waitress at The Sloppy Pelican)

"She's got that walk down to an art form, not only does she jiggle in the front, her booty bounces in the back."

"Yeah... That walk says to me: I make great tips."



Daddysredhead -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 10:15:51 AM)

Tulip to Hibbie... "Have you ever noticed that Red sounds like she's having 'too much fun' at just about any time?"

Cali and the Lil Pony... "So we were in the bakery, and there was this single cucumber laying on top of the bread, and it looked like the one end had been used for yanno... somethin'..."



LanceHughes -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/28/2011 6:26:30 PM)

WHOO....whooo RED lights flashing.....
Flamingo search squad to the rescue.....

(Oops! I guess that should be PINK lights flashing.....)

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3783840/mpage_3/key_/tm.htm#3787786



0ldhen -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/29/2011 3:39:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

(re: the young "perky" waitress at The Sloppy Pelican)

"She's got that walk down to an art form, not only does she jiggle in the front, her booty bounces in the back."



GRRRROOWWWWWWLLLLL..........goddesss I woulda chewed that up bones and alllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Hen....verra bad Hen..........

Edited to addd....there was some adult supervision cause two members of our dinner party caught me staring at that piece and told me to behave.......I mean...its not like I went back to the place with chains or anything.......I was out getting icecream...yup yup...icecreamm.......



Daddysredhead -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/29/2011 6:50:51 AM)

She WAS highly edible... [8D]



0ldhen -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/29/2011 3:35:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

She WAS highly edible... [8D]



Yuppers...I only wanted a little few bites oughta that assss..........



0ldhen -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/29/2011 3:56:19 PM)


Cali, this last minute gesture made me get all teary......Thank you Red for taking the pic and getting it to me!

Thank all you ladies for a wonderful trip and I love you all......

[image]local://upfiles/1132733/4AA1710FE1B948FE95E5B75262FC9506.jpg[/image]



kc692 -> RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 (7/29/2011 8:34:28 PM)

BTW, I made sure certain peeps that asked for pics got the message given to the pic takers and I think they all have them, however, my batteries were dead after 2 lousy pics so I have NO pics.......would the folks that were clicking PULEASE send me pics?

And just so everyone knows, while all the cavorting was going on, alot of the time, I was a good girl and in my room doing puter work for my favorite job( I have several employers, a gal has to eat...) uh huh........ I said ALOT of the time, so yall don't start telling on me, specially my stress relieving session with all the wonderful helpers (what were there, 3, 4 *evil grins*, I have no idea...helps at times to be quiet, makes folks try harder...just sayin, lol) culminating with Red.


Oh, and Amos actually CAME OUT OF HIDING to me first(helps that I was the one putting out OldHens treats she brought for them*grinz**)

Edit: That WAS one scrumptious waitress, one wonders knowing she has perfected that jiggle for male tips, to miss the NUMEROUS wimmenz at our table (including me) drooling and the food had not come yet!



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