Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

Cant even say it's a midlife crisis


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> Cant even say it's a midlife crisis Page: [1] 2 3   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/25/2011 9:00:03 PM   
Sunnyfey


Posts: 1436
Joined: 9/21/2007
From: OK
Status: offline 		Ah......Hate life.


I'm about to turn 25. I have NOTICED I'm about to be 25. I've decided to do healthy things, exercise, drink less (not that I drank a lot anyway) and working on my smoking habit. since then.... I've gained weight (good thing!) found out I'm prone to cellulite (BAD THING!), apparently have adult onset acne (fuck you G*d) and my left knee keeps going out at work.

And I have a photoshoot tomorrow.

Fuck....everything.



_____________________________

Resident Hell Cat


Profile   Post #: 1
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/25/2011 9:02:15 PM   
FukinTroll


Posts: 6277
Joined: 2/6/2007
From: Under a bridge
Status: offline 		Yup, time to come live under the bridge with me.

SLURP~


_____________________________

I'm the guy your girl is thinking about when she is fucking you!

TrollTopia
Greedy Groupie!

The Mods have me on speed Spank!! Gotta luv'em.

(in reply to Sunnyfey)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/25/2011 9:07:09 PM   
NocturnalStalker


Posts: 3858
Joined: 12/4/2010
Status: offline 		And if that doesn't work out you can come live in Castle Nocstadt. 

_____________________________

"The road I walk is paved in gold to glorify my platinum soul."

(in reply to FukinTroll)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/25/2011 9:08:08 PM   
FukinTroll


Posts: 6277
Joined: 2/6/2007
From: Under a bridge
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

And if that doesn't work out you can come live in Castle Nocstadt. 


Ya know... that doesn't seem very screening processerly of you.

GRRRRRR!


_____________________________

I'm the guy your girl is thinking about when she is fucking you!

TrollTopia
Greedy Groupie!

The Mods have me on speed Spank!! Gotta luv'em.

(in reply to NocturnalStalker)
Profile   Post #: 4
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/25/2011 9:12:30 PM   
Sunnyfey


Posts: 1436
Joined: 9/21/2007
From: OK
Status: offline 		@Noct

Only because you're a pretty boy. I'll feel like a real spring chicken standing next to you :P

_____________________________

Resident Hell Cat



(in reply to FukinTroll)
Profile   Post #: 5
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/25/2011 9:18:41 PM   
NocturnalStalker


Posts: 3858
Joined: 12/4/2010
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

And if that doesn't work out you can come live in Castle Nocstadt. 


Ya know... that doesn't seem very screening processerly of you.

GRRRRRR!




My primary job is being an opportunistic rogue.

quote:

****Noct

Only because you're a pretty boy. I'll feel like a real spring chicken standing next to you :P


Oh you bless me with your words, miss. =)


_____________________________

"The road I walk is paved in gold to glorify my platinum soul."

(in reply to FukinTroll)
Profile   Post #: 6
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/25/2011 9:20:18 PM   
FukinTroll


Posts: 6277
Joined: 2/6/2007
From: Under a bridge
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey

@Noct

Only because you're a pretty boy. I'll feel like a real spring chicken standing next to you :P


Ya know, I perved your pics.. did Gordon remodel? Been awhile since I been there.



_____________________________

I'm the guy your girl is thinking about when she is fucking you!

TrollTopia
Greedy Groupie!

The Mods have me on speed Spank!! Gotta luv'em.

(in reply to Sunnyfey)
Profile   Post #: 7
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/25/2011 9:23:43 PM   
Sunnyfey


Posts: 1436
Joined: 9/21/2007
From: OK
Status: offline 		Gordon?

My Troll speak is off tonight, what?

_____________________________

Resident Hell Cat



(in reply to FukinTroll)
Profile   Post #: 8
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/25/2011 9:23:48 PM   
DarkSteven


Posts: 28072
Joined: 5/2/2008
Status: offline 		Sunny, you have no call to complain about your body. I'm over twice your age, and mine is still holding together.

If anything falls off, use bondage to put it back on.

_____________________________

"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

(in reply to FukinTroll)
Profile   Post #: 9
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/25/2011 9:25:02 PM   
FukinTroll


Posts: 6277
Joined: 2/6/2007
From: Under a bridge
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey

Gordon?

My Troll speak is off tonight, what?


NVM, been years since I ran around recklessly in the Tulsa scene.


_____________________________

I'm the guy your girl is thinking about when she is fucking you!

TrollTopia
Greedy Groupie!

The Mods have me on speed Spank!! Gotta luv'em.

(in reply to Sunnyfey)
Profile   Post #: 10
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/25/2011 9:36:09 PM   
Sunnyfey


Posts: 1436
Joined: 9/21/2007
From: OK
Status: offline 		*le sigh*

Sorry for the whinge....I'm not enthused about the photos tomorrow.

_____________________________

Resident Hell Cat



(in reply to FukinTroll)
Profile   Post #: 11
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/26/2011 2:30:56 AM   
soul2share


Posts: 7084
Joined: 12/18/2007
From: somewhere out there.....
Status: offline 		Oh hun, if you think 25 is the pits, wait'll you turn 40.....my warranty must've been up, because my body just fell apart all over the place! 

_____________________________

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?"...people are starting to take it as a challenge!

*Not a fuck was given.*

(in reply to Sunnyfey)
Profile   Post #: 12
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/26/2011 3:46:33 AM   
DarkSteven


Posts: 28072
Joined: 5/2/2008
Status: offline 		Quit whining, Sunny. Alla us men would give our left arm to be the photographer.

_____________________________

"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

(in reply to soul2share)
Profile   Post #: 13
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/26/2011 3:49:25 AM   
TotalDiscipline


Posts: 225
Joined: 5/5/2010
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Quit whining, Sunny. Alla us men would give our left arm to be the photographer.


not really lol

_____________________________

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
Love is the law, love under will.

shorten your answers to the essence

(in reply to DarkSteven)
Profile   Post #: 14
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/26/2011 3:50:56 AM   
pyroaquatic


Posts: 1535
Joined: 12/4/2006
From: Pyroaquatica
Status: offline 		It has been a bit Fair fairy of Sol.

I'm having a bit of a quarter-life crises myself and all I can do is pick my self up, dust off, and if I had a horse-ride on. It becomes even more tumultuous as time drifts on.

The spindles of your code cannot be spliced together for too long.

While one reaches the end of the rope can you say you have lived a good life bound by happiness?


_____________________________

You are what your deep, driving desire is.
As your desire is, so is your will.
As your will is, so is your deed.
As your deed is, so is your destiny.
-Brihadaranyaka Upanishad IV.4.5

(in reply to Sunnyfey)
Profile   Post #: 15
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/26/2011 3:54:20 AM   
pyroaquatic


Posts: 1535
Joined: 12/4/2006
From: Pyroaquatica
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Quit whining, Sunny. Alla us men would give our left arm to be the photographer.


Nah, she can hold the camera for once. I know nothing of rope and its tricks, twists, and turns.


_____________________________

You are what your deep, driving desire is.
As your desire is, so is your will.
As your will is, so is your deed.
As your deed is, so is your destiny.
-Brihadaranyaka Upanishad IV.4.5

(in reply to DarkSteven)
Profile   Post #: 16
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/26/2011 4:26:30 AM   
Hillwilliam


Posts: 19394
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline 		Hey sunny, come hang with Me and I guarantee you'll feel young and BEAUTIFUL when we're side by side. just sayin.

(in reply to pyroaquatic)
Profile   Post #: 17
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/26/2011 6:05:27 AM   
DesFIP


Posts: 25191
Joined: 11/25/2007
From: Apple County NY
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Sunny, you have no call to complain about your body. I'm over twice your age, and mine is still holding together.

If anything falls off, use bondage to put it back on.


Not duct tape.

Welcome to being an adult, when any injury comes back to haunt you later (especially in bad weather).


_____________________________

Slave to laundry

Cynical and proud of it!


(in reply to DarkSteven)
Profile   Post #: 18
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/26/2011 7:31:40 AM   
pahunkboy


Posts: 33061
Joined: 2/26/2006
From: Central Pennsylvania
Status: offline 		No matter how bad you got it- there are others who have it worse.

always.

(in reply to DesFIP)
Profile   Post #: 19
RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis - 2/26/2011 7:42:14 AM   
SylvereApLeanan


Posts: 8275
Joined: 11/1/2007
From: Hell
Status: offline 		Welcome to your "quarter of a century" crisis.  Midlife crises were the beta version.  But don't worry, 30 is the new 20 so in five years you'll hit your prime and feel ready to conquer the world. 

_____________________________

Sylverë
Dark Muse
30 Fluffy Points
Grumpy Cat is my spirit animal.
Shadow Governess & Mean Girl
"There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick."— The Doctor

(in reply to pahunkboy)
Profile   Post #: 20
Page:   [1] 2 3   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> Cant even say it's a midlife crisis Page: [1] 2 3   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.094