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Fish Lips - 2/25/2011 11:30:29 PM   
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Seriously, girls. If you do not understand how to contort your face to exhibit the proper wispy, breathy, sultry look shown here and here and here, it's no excuse to do this.

If you are moderately attractive, you may get by in spite of it with barely post-pubescent boys, but nobody with any serious human aesthetic appreciation takes you seriously (certainly not the the type of people who shot the images you're likely trying to mimic).

Please save your retarded fish lips for your next trip to Sea World.

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RE: Fish Lips - 2/25/2011 11:38:02 PM   
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Wow, that last photo is so disgusting. How can you not want to punch her right there on the ugly mouth? I know I do!
The whole picture makes me cringe, shake my head, and recoil all at once.

Sad thing is, there are literally thousands of photos like it on the member profiles here.


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RE: Fish Lips - 2/25/2011 11:41:14 PM   
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First picture:  Quite attractive.

Second picture:  Very beautiful.

Third picture: Adorable face.  Looks like she doesn't need much make-up to look good.

Fourth picture:  SEND IT TO HELL.


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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 12:19:29 AM   
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Funny.    Yes, that 4th picture was a shocker, after the first 3.   What do you say to someone trying so hard to be hard core?!    M 

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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 12:19:35 AM   
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I see those kinds of pics on the hookup and phone sex ads all the time. About as attractive as the guys in the droopy drawer pants (also usually flashing stupid faux gang signs), innit?
Ah, youth- the time to do things that you will deeply regret posting on the internet later in life.

*avoids remembering things like hair bands and leg warmers. At least we didn't have phone cameras and shit back then*   


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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 1:02:02 AM   
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Wow, that last photo is so disgusting. How can you not want to punch her right there on the ugly mouth? I know I do!
The whole picture makes me cringe, shake my head, and recoil all at once.

Sad thing is, there are literally thousands of photos like it on the member profiles here.


Wow dude calm down a bit, shes making a trout mouth face, I think you are way overreacting ...seriously.


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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 2:02:38 AM   
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...................Wow dude calm down a bit, shes making a trout mouth face, I think you are way overreacting ...seriously.



Word (and to Wyldhrt, you forgot to mention the big hair!!).


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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 2:06:29 AM   
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Please save your retarded fish lips for your next trip to Sea World.

Thank you.


Of course, guys never make THAT face.

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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 2:12:21 AM   
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Never EVER ......

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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 5:58:40 AM   
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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 6:36:54 AM   
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I see those kinds of pics on the hookup and phone sex ads all the time. About as attractive as the guys in the droopy drawer pants (also usually flashing stupid faux gang signs), innit?
Ah, youth- the time to do things that you will deeply regret posting on the internet later in life.

*avoids remembering things like hair bands and leg warmers. At least we didn't have phone cameras and shit back then*   



Every time I think about how "cool" I looked in the 70's, I am thankful there was no internet!

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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 6:51:55 AM   
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Please save your retarded fish lips for your next trip to Sea World.

Thank you.


Of course, guys never make THAT face.


Is that Beaker from Muppets?


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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 7:14:47 AM   
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Never EVER ......


Hahahaha! Nice.


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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 7:29:56 AM   
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Okay, someone, PUHLEEEEEEZE.... help us out here.  What is it about trout-mouth that devotees think makes it attractive????

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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 7:32:14 AM   
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Awe.  Disappointed.

I thought this thread would be about Frank Burns.


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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 7:33:17 AM   
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Well, I had a post about the zoolander look with pics some time ago.

And trout mouth, hmmmmmmmmm how and under what circumstance could it be comely.................do do do do do do do (jeopardy song)..........fade out.................  

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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 7:39:18 AM   
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Okay, someone, PUHLEEEEEEZE.... help us out here.  What is it about trout-mouth that devotees think makes it attractive????

Cali



A good friend of mine is one of these "guido" types and the reason he poses for pictures doing this is to look more appealing to the opposite sex.  Why, exactly?  To make his face appear less "fat."  Not to say everybody that does this has that reason, but for him, it makes sense. 


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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 7:44:30 AM   
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I don't see anything wrong with the first 3 photos, 2 of them were official modeling photos which look fine to me. In modeling, they make you do those faces thinking they are somewhat artistic and they really only care about selling the clothes or makeup. Oh and male models pretty much never smile.

The last photo of the woman and the subsequent photos of the guys, were the Jersey Shore crowd, which makes me cringe, even though I am from NJ.

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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 8:06:49 AM   
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the younger generation usually like to make those faces in photos for the sarcasm effect. They're making fun of the other pics you posted. I just find them kinda funny.

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RE: Fish Lips - 2/26/2011 8:35:22 AM   
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Unless you're into the whole gansta thingie then ya looks like an idjit.  But most of em don't need a pic to prove that.  Ya just have to look at the written profile to figure out.  

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