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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 5:33:11 PM

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Here's my

. Double what FT asked for. 'Cause I luffsya....

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 5:57:02 PM

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Since we are all on topic I thought some of you might be willing to offer help with my profile. How to win over those gorgeous babes apart from providing a photo. With all these penny's I'll have to do something to spruce things up. Few females take interest in a man's profile though. At least that is my impression. So I don't know if there would be a point. Maybe what I really need help with is that infamous form letter that I have yet to write.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 6:34:14 PM

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Here's my . Double what FT asked for. 'Cause I luffsya....

Mmmm... I luvs me some Kitty.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 6:46:50 PM

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Since we are all on topic I thought some of you might be willing to offer help with my profile. How to win over those gorgeous babes apart from providing a photo. With all these penny's I'll have to do something to spruce things up. Few females take interest in a man's profile though. At least that is my impression. So I don't know if there would be a point. Maybe what I really need help with is that infamous form letter that I have yet to write.

Look man, there is little anyone can do to help you. You are so out of touch with reality it is fukin spooky! But, I will give it a go... for what it is worth.

To have a relationship you have to be able to relate. Every thread you make or participate in is inundated with out of touch comments and concepts.

Yes, it may be good that you think you have a poetic gift, but only so much of that shit can be endured before people hang themselves or you... you are the likely subject.

I am very popular here cuz I understand that you cannot have a relationship without the ability to relate. I have a descent relationship with A LOT of people on this site, cuz I relate to them and actually nurture a relationship with them. We live hundreds or thousands of miles a part, but this medium gives me the tools to be invested in them. I do have interests in their day to day, I am invested in their relationships because I want them to be happy and/or get their happy.

So many people on this side are absolutely real people with real lives and your abstract ideas and concepts have no ability to relate to what is going on with them and you are going to have that problem over and over again, because you refuse to pull your head out of your ass and get grounded in the real world, where there are real problems, i.e. medical problems-- send prayers, relationship problems-- send your phone number, kiddo problems-- send support and advice.

It is the same thing on the other side. You want a good girl in your life, you are going to have to show the girls that you are, in fact, from this planet. That you can be responsible for your life and theirs without the need for SHOCK TREATMENT.

I can wade through all the crap you write and what it boils down to is you want a connection. The only way to get that connection is to relate to be people, build a relationship... or pray the rapture hits you quick.

You need to step out of this pseudo-cerebral fiction of yourself and become a person.

YMMV

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 6:53:10 PM

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Let the ladies see what they are getting right up front and link your profile to this thread.

You saying that few females take an interest in a man's profile is so wrong but that's not so hard to understand after witnessing how you think throughout the course of this thread and the other ones you've contributed to. You are correct in wondering if there would be a point to you sprucing things up...in my opinion no.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 7:15:10 PM

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That's an idea. I'm just uncertain that there are any ladies here though. This web site could give a man erectile dysfunction.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 7:31:11 PM

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What you wrote sounds good and would be appealing in this environment, but you were not the one who was elevated by God. You write "You want a good girl in your life." Yes I do, but I made a choice.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 7:37:13 PM

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That's an idea. I'm just uncertain that there are any ladies here though. This web site could give a man erectile dysfunction.

I'm guessing it's not hard for you to get erectile dysfunction then if you get it at the thought of a real woman. You might want to work on that little issue rather than the profile.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 7:39:03 PM

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What you wrote sounds good and would be appealing in this environment, but you were not the one who was elevated by God. You write "You want a good girl in your life." Yes I do, but I made a choice.

EPIC FAIL!

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 7:41:26 PM

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Okay let me get this straight, the OP is on a mission from God, but needs help with his profile???

Plus he's all pure and preserved and holy and crap...but he's looking for gorgeous babes. Gorgeous virginal babes over the age of consent, right?

I just don't want to lose track of where this cluster frack of a thread is going.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 7:43:46 PM

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I just don't want to lose track of where this cluster frack of a thread is going.

bwah hahahha =)
i already have. ^_^

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 7:49:45 PM

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Jeeeebus...15 pages and this thing is still going? It's been awhile since we had a good trainwreck thread. I feel for the poor mods. It's still not as good as Tap Tap though.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 7:58:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: daintydimples

Okay let me get this straight, the OP is on a mission from God, but needs help with his profile???

Plus he's all pure and preserved and holy and crap...but he's looking for gorgeous babes. Gorgeous virginal babes over the age of consent, right?

I just don't want to lose track of where this cluster frack of a thread is going.

But don't forget that he said he gets erectile dysfunction from this site and the gorgeous nonexistant virginal babes on it. I feel that's an important fact to keep track of.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 8:09:16 PM

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But don't forget that he said he gets erectile dysfunction from this site and the gorgeous nonexistant virginal babes on it. I feel that's an important fact to keep track of.

Shesh I did slip past that. Well that hangs it, I got derailed on my way to sainthood.

Did anyone see which way Mother Teresa went? Or was that Richard Simmons?

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 8:24:00 PM

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It's still not as good as Tap Tap though.

Give it a few more pages, Syl. It's definitely getting there!

ETA a slurrrp!! for the resident trollish one, who was bang on in his advice.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 8:36:02 PM

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What you wrote sounds good and would be appealing in this environment, but you were not the one who was elevated by God. You write "You want a good girl in your life." Yes I do, but I made a choice.

EPIC FAIL!

The Troll doesn't need to be elevated by Gawd.....He would have been the one to allow Gawd to elevate you.

DOUBLE EPIC FAIL!!

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 10:14:42 PM

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OMFG, Lilly! ABSOLUTELY LOVE the new pic!!!

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 10:25:16 PM

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Someone please fuck this man and put him out of his misery please...maybe we could all chip in a few bucks for a prostitute...whatdya think?

Done deal! Everyone who has Troll luv send a penny to the "get BM laid fund". The other 98.7 Billion dollars will go to breast cancer research.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 10:28:49 PM

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OMFG, Lilly! ABSOLUTELY LOVE the new pic!!!

She is one HOT babe there isn't she!

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/6/2011 10:51:38 PM

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God took pity on me.

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