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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 1:34:18 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 1:35:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Someone's going to have to come up with the sparklies, never did have those, although I have a lot of seed beads? 


I bet we can get VAA to bring sparklies. Lemme toss out some Admin Bait....

Hey VAA, I'm training a new girl, more intense than the last one. I need to send her to you for a service weekend in late April or early May, interested?

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 1:36:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*tackleslurps da Troll*


YUMMY! Thar's muh Greedy lil flying monkey!

SLURP SLURP SLURP LICK NIBBLE SLURP!


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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 3:37:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BenevolentM

Today brought good news. A female responded to an ad of mine. She wrote that I made her happy to see someone who was normal. That was nice to hear. She was clearly rewarding me for behaving like a civilized human being.


This is hands down, the funniest thing I've read today. One stranger on the internet said you were normal.



Poor thing. Send her here, we'll straighten her out.

Cali


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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 3:39:14 PM   
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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 3:44:31 PM   
0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: BurntKitty

I'll bring the cookies to go with the cakes...



Ohhh...cookies...can you make perverted Troll part shaped ones with green frosting and star shaped ones with yellow frosting?

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 3:47:41 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 3:50:24 PM   
0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

green wax? oo la la

i think a "Team Troll" tshirt would be a wonderful addition to His Trolliness's TrollTopia. just sayin'...




Welll.......after I post this I'm going to have to run for the hills because it is a bit of a secret AND I know the store is not done but....

Here you go, Troll wear for the discerning Trollops.

http://www.cafepress.com/sk/TrollTopia



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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 3:59:37 PM   
0ldhen


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I got it this time!




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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 4:07:32 PM   
0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: MaxsGirl

I have lots of gold rope here, actually...



Bring the rope, you haz any green rope too? Cause this is a Troll is slurpin mods is giving spankins party.

We can have it at my house.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 4:11:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		gold and green look great together -- just in time for st. patty's, too

i will be at your house within the hour, with a drum of glitter, and a carload of cookies


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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 4:26:24 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 6:21:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

gold and green look great together -- just in time for st. patty's, too

i will be at your house within the hour, with a drum of glitter, and a carload of cookies



*Checks muh watch*

Yer fukin late!
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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/10/2011 7:24:07 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: BenevolentM

Let me begin by saying that I am a straight Dominant male. I am also one of the most extraordinary individuals who have ever lived. Yet, I am without a soul mate. Few men could ever claim to be my equal. Yet, I know what it is to be lonely and I have been abused by women. What I am saying is that if you are unloved, I too know what it is to be unloved.

The topic of this thread is how to preserve you for that special someone.


I say you do what Walt Disney did and preserve yourself for mankind.

Clearly you're beyond reproach and exceptional to the nth.

I don't even know how to describe how, now, I feel about you, your potential in this realm and of course....how, at your feet....my life would ultimately change....no doubt for the positive.

(How I so wish I was you).

LN

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/11/2011 3:08:16 AM   
Hippiekinkster


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick


quote:

ORIGINAL: BenevolentM

Today brought good news. A female responded to an ad of mine. She wrote that I made her happy to see someone who was normal. That was nice to hear. She was clearly rewarding me for behaving like a civilized human being.


This is hands down, the funniest thing I've read today. One stranger on the internet said you were normal.



Poor thing. Send her here, we'll straighten her out.

Cali

The voices in his head sent him an email?


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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/11/2011 4:52:25 AM   
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Oh yeah yeah yeah

Now if I post on this thread
I'm only doing it to teach the public
But when it comes down to female subs
I'll admit that's a different subject
Don't let my attempts at preservation
Give you the wrong impression
Really I'm mad
Madder than mad
I'm a dom
And you're all treating me bad
And I have a mission
Assigned to me by God
Now there's some mad things here on CM
But ain't too much madder than
The posts of a clown
When there's no one around

Mmm
Oh yeah baby

Now I'm the only one here who can see
Though you think I'm deluded in madness
Jesus Christ has said that I'm right
And I can't rescue you all from your sadness
And it seems I can't convince you
But I feel empowered since you
Decided you know
And I need her so
I'm hurt but I won't let you know
And I know shit that no one else knows
There's some mad things on CM
But ain't too much madder than
The posts of a clown
When there's no one around

Oh yeah

Just like Christ and Buddha did
I'm trying to save this selfish world
And though I try and try
None of you understand why

The posts of a clown
When there's no one around

Oh yeah baby

Now if there's a smile on my face

Don't let my preservation
Give you the wrong impression
Don't judge me as insane
'Cos of these things I'm sayin'



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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/11/2011 6:24:04 AM   
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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/11/2011 7:52:50 AM   
0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

red or pink sparklies too... yanno, for that just spanked tint,,,,



Greedy, how about some of that sparklie crystal sugar you use fr cakes and cookies? I haz some of that plus we can eat it too.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/11/2011 8:19:23 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		ooooh.. that would be good!! 

I know that the kama sutra edibe dusty stuff would be good too.. it has tints in gold....

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/11/2011 9:36:39 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

ooooh.. that would be good!! 

I know that the kama sutra edibe dusty stuff would be good too.. it has tints in gold....


oooh oooh oooh I have that dust in honey tangerine cream flavor!! yummmmy


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