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0ldhen -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 6:08:31 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

The Flying Monkeys have more important things to do.. like clean the litter boxes...

*snort*


Mine are done! But I sooo want one of those new Genie self flushing cat litter pans!




GreedyTop -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 6:10:20 AM)

The Kittehs here would freak out..  




angelikaJ -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 6:15:43 AM)


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ORIGINAL: BenevolentM

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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

What, you don't analyse responses ?


I didn't want to be disrespectful the first time around, but decided that this sort of nonsense is so thick as to be ridiculous. These people can't even wrap their heads about the possibility that Dominant men can be lonely.

I feel your pain Termyn8or.


Anyone can feel lonely, it does not matter what side of the kneel one is on. I have not seen a single person here dispute that.




CalifChick -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 8:35:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BenevolentM

Spoken sarcastically, gee I wonder why. Every community requires a variety of types of individuals with different temperaments and skills. Drop kick the pop psychology people.


Aw c'mon, pop psychology is all kinds of fun! If I didn't know better, I would say the OP was in my office yesterday. We had a new one slip in under the radar... disorganized schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur.





mnottertail -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 8:57:09 AM)

By GOD!!!!

I haven't been out of the house.




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 9:06:09 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

The Flying Monkeys have more important things to do.. like clean the litter boxes...

*snort*


I like monkeys, flying monkeys are very cool...man, this thread got moved to where it belonged and damn, did it take off.

So, I was walking across the park with my hand in my jacket front and some woman walked up to me and said "You are Napoleon" and another woman said "Shhhhh" and there was a prophecy the week before where I was told that I was to become an European dictator and...




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 9:16:47 AM)

Cryptic, you have to be really short to be Napoleon.  Would you settle for a Napoleonic complex?  That'd be much more fun.  And it'd be a lot more believable than our so-called Messiah who started this funny trainwreck.  [;)]

ETA:  Starting to faintly hear "I know I can, I know I can" chooooooo chooooooooo!




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 9:25:57 AM)

Trainwreck? With talk of Clam juice, Trolls, Jesus, canning as opposed to caning, and the greatest man on earth? Whatchya talkin' about? Plus there were flying monkeys cleaning litter boxes...how cool is that?

Now back to my walk through the park being told that I was Napoleon...




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 9:54:49 AM)

Uhhhmmm, Napoleon, are ya on the island of Elba or St Elena? [;)]




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 10:01:24 AM)

I was thinking Coney Island.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 11:04:56 AM)

Great hot dogs and a beach?  Sounds like a good deal to me! Oopsie, can't forget the cotton candy! [&:]




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 11:06:24 AM)

Much better than arsenic poisoning potentially from the wallpaper...




CalifChick -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 12:10:35 PM)

So Crypt... I noticed you were in the same geographic area as the Holy One... how about you do a little reconnaissance and give us the 411?





tiggerspoohbear -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 12:46:40 PM)

Good catch Cali.  Now Cryptic, would you be willing to undertake such a mission? [:D]  This post will self-destruct in 5 secomds.  5....4...3...2...1...BOOOOOOOOOOOM

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LonDom61 -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 1:23:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Good catch Cali.  Now Cryptic, would you be willing to undertake such a mission? [:D]  This post will self-destruct in 5 secomds.  5....4...3...2...1...BOOOOOOOOOOOM

[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/anger.gif[/image]



That reminded me of an Epic Fail from my high school days.  Potentially the longest joke without a punchline...ever. 

I was editor of the school newspaper.  And I was a smartass.  In the "indicia" (the box, often on page 3, that says in fine print, this is the x edition.  We publish monthly, etc etc.) I added some funny(?) comments.

There were 5 issues scheduled for the year (this was WAY before desktop publishing made everything easy).  I thought it'd be funny to say, in each issue, "This magazine will self-destruct in x seconds", x starting at 5 and counting down.

In the fifth issue ("...destruct in 1 second"), when they turned the page, there was supposed to be a big BOOOOOM! and explosion graphic....

Yes, I said supPOSed to be.  I forgot to add it.

Then, at the 15th reunion, I printed up a one-sheet "sixth issue" that reported and corrected the oversight.

We




daintydimples -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 1:32:59 PM)

Now just a minute! Once, after some incredibly super duper sex, I saw Jesus. Really, I did. More than once. Several times in quick succession, actually.

Anything is possible. Let's try and keep an open mind, folks.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 1:43:42 PM)

We never had sex.




daintydimples -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 1:55:03 PM)

Word




BurntKitty -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 4:00:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: daintydimples

Now just a minute! Once, after some incredibly super duper sex, I saw Jesus. Really, I did. More than once. Several times in quick succession, actually.

Anything is possible. Let's try and keep an open mind, folks.



I've been known to tell his dad that I'm climaxing.





BenevolentM -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/3/2011 4:07:02 PM)

Here are a couple Dalai Lama quotes

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If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.

It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come.


See http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/d/dalai_lama.html

It is obvious that few of you practice such ideals. Then, there are those here that practice such ideals with the lips, but have no courage.

Oh, here is a Napoleon Bonaparte quote

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A leader is a dealer in hope.


See http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/n/napoleon_bonaparte.html




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