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UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/12/2011 7:20:04 PM   
Arswine


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Status: offline 		I actually got mail!!

I got propositioned!!

I don't believe this place sometimes
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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/12/2011 7:25:45 PM   
LillyBoPeep


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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/12/2011 9:05:46 PM   
Jennislut


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Status: offline 		doesnt really surprise me - but you have just conclusively proved that there are people who dont pay any attention to what is in a profile

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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/12/2011 9:30:07 PM   
ResidentSadist


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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/12/2011 9:31:47 PM   
gungadin09


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Arswine
I actually got mail!!

I got propositioned!!

I don't believe this place sometimes


So, You're not going to answer me? Damn. Rejected again.

pam

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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/12/2011 9:51:59 PM   
NocturnalStalker


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The most I get are Lesbian Dominants telling me how much they would like to fuck old men and not arrogant girly-looking bitches such as myself.

And I always saw myself as the two-way express to lesbian and from lesbian! 


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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/12/2011 9:54:52 PM   
DarkSteven


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Arswine

I actually got mail!!

I got propositioned!!

I don't believe this place sometimes



Well, if you're going to be a blabbermouth about it, see if you get any more propositions.


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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/12/2011 10:02:35 PM   
MalcolmNathaniel


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Somehow all I get are gay male subs.  I think you win.

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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/12/2011 10:34:15 PM   
kissheels


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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/12/2011 10:52:06 PM   
Arpig


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quote:

That's funny.

Somehow all I get are gay male subs. I think you win.
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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

That's funny.

Somehow all I get are gay male subs.  I think you win.

It was a gay male sub - he wanted me to stick the puppet up his ass. I replyed "But how will I breath?"


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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/13/2011 7:47:15 AM   
rick1283


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

quote:

That's funny.

Somehow all I get are gay male subs. I think you win.
quote:

ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

That's funny.

Somehow all I get are gay male subs.  I think you win.

It was a gay male sub - he wanted me to stick the puppet up his ass. I replyed "But how will I breath?"





He must be in to farting, too.

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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/13/2011 7:54:16 AM   
LillyBoPeep


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ORIGINAL: Arpig

It was a gay male sub - he wanted me to stick the puppet up his ass. I replyed "But how will I breath?"





that's frackin' brilliant. ^_^


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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/13/2011 7:58:35 AM   
pahunkboy


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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/13/2011 10:29:59 AM   
flcouple2009


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Status: offline 		Too funny.

We got a message a couple of days ago with a topless pic attached.  As they put it "the topless pic proved they were real".
When I mentioned I falied to see what a random unsolicited topless pic was supposed to mean the called me a player and stomped off in a huff.  


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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/13/2011 10:54:16 AM   
poise


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Status: offline 		I'm not surprised you got propositioned!
It's a well known fact that orgasms are easier to obtain while wearing socks.
not that I've ever had an issue obtaining one, mind you...just something I read somewhere

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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/13/2011 11:47:10 AM   
FukinTroll


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ORIGINAL: poise

It's a well known fact that orgasms are easier to obtain while wearing socks.
not that I've ever had an issue obtaining one, mind you...just something I read somewhere


*looks at this, looks at the name of the thread*
Sure sweetie.

SLURP~


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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/13/2011 11:59:35 AM   
poise


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quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

It's a well known fact that orgasms are easier to obtain while wearing socks.
not that I've ever had an issue obtaining one, mind you...just something I read somewhere


*looks at this, looks at the name of the thread*
Sure sweetie.


SLURP~



It's the TWOOFF!! In fact, there goes another right now, and I'm barefoot!

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RE: UNBELIVABLE!! - 3/13/2011 1:02:23 PM   
MalcolmNathaniel


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quote:



It was a gay male sub - he wanted me to stick the puppet up his ass. I replyed "But how will I breath?"



Bwuahahaha!

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