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Ticking Time Bomb - 3/15/2011 12:37:47 PM

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Russian Bomb Squad Disarms Sex Toy

Anti-terrorist bomb squad experts were called to a post office in the northwest of Russia to make safe a package from which a strange ticking sound was coming, local police said Monday. They found a vibrator.

The incident took place at Petrozavodsk in the republic of Karelia and followed a call from a postal worker who had identified a suspect package, a police spokeswoman told AFP by phone. "The post building was ringed by the security forces and people were evacuated," she said.

"In the package the bomb squad found a vibrator." The sex toy had apparently been turned on "by accident".

They turned it off.

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RE: Ticking Time Bomb - 3/15/2011 12:49:26 PM

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RE: Ticking Time Bomb - 3/15/2011 11:18:30 PM

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Now that is really funny. Picture your average cave Man, hangin around watchin the tube or whatever. Figures he's going to go plant a bomb. So he goes looks for the LU+OUDEST ticking alarm clock he can possibly find, or an electronic version with a lil speaker to let him (and the world) know that it is in fact - operational and we are all going to die.;

So he goes to boxes R us and gets the flimsiest box, so people can hear their impending doom. Mastery I say, state of the art !

And these Ruskies, I can't believe how on top of the ball they were (so to speak).

Ticking ? We are talking Dudley Dooright and that other one, the Canadian cartoon. Came out in the fifties ! Remember they always had the damsel tied to the railroad tracks ? I remember because that was my favorite part :-)

How could they forget ? (surely they were montioring our broad casts)

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RE: Ticking Time Bomb - 3/16/2011 5:11:27 AM

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That is not a new one. It has happened in several airports. The lesson must be. Remove the batteries if you are going to carry something which can vibrate, make a noice or anything similar in your luggage.

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RE: Ticking Time Bomb - 3/16/2011 12:39:00 PM

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That takes all the fun out of it.

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RE: Ticking Time Bomb - 3/16/2011 12:45:59 PM

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[Narrator's bags have just been confiscated]

Narrator: Was it ticking?

Airport Security Officer: Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

Narrator: Sorry, throwers?

Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?

Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] … it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo.

Narrator: I don't own a dildo!

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