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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 3:56:51 PM   
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Innocently looks up.....

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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 3:58:53 PM   
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Hangs head. I know, it is so boring to intellectualize. I will have to find a thread to insert my breathless orgasms into, or barring that, find someone to insert something that would produce said orgasms.



Here's tha thang... has anyone ever mentioned just how good green would look IN you?
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Here's the thing....I am obsessed with finding out.

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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 4:02:24 PM   
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Hangs head. I know, it is so boring to intellectualize. I will have to find a thread to insert my breathless orgasms into, or barring that, find someone to insert something that would produce said orgasms.



Here's tha thang... has anyone ever mentioned just how good green would look IN you?
SLURP~



Here's the thing....I am obsessed with finding out.



Here's tha thang... do you know how hard it is to use mapquest one handed?
SLURP~


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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 4:05:00 PM   
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Here's the thing...I have a solution for you. Call me, record my voice begging you for it onto your GPS and that way you can use both hands.

No need for mapquest.

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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 4:07:40 PM   
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Here's the thing...I have a solution for you. Call me, record my voice begging you for it onto your GPS and that way you can use both hands.

No need for mapquest.


Here's tha thang... Had a c-mail glitch... was the 1-732-55-SLURP or 1-732-555-SLUT?

SLURP~

ETA: Here's tha thang.


< Message edited by FukinTroll -- 3/17/2011 4:08:18 PM >


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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 4:10:42 PM   
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No, it is 201-555-SLUT. Otherwise you will get some slut from Camden or other god forsaken town.

I am too fabulous to live anywhere but NNJ.

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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 4:12:52 PM   
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Here's tha thang slurpmeat... BRFT!

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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 4:15:48 PM   
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Here's the thing...swoons over the slurpmeat endearment. Far more evocative than the standard fuckmeat.


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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 4:20:57 PM   
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Here's tha thang... You are fukin slurpmeat baby. There is no escape, there is no negotiation you get one guarantee and only one safe word.
Guarantee: The slurping will continue till I am satisfied (which may include, but not limited to: passing out due to multiples).
Safe Word: 21 minute warning Troll.

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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 4:27:03 PM   
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Here's the thing, people always are asking me if I go green.

Your guarantee has now made that a reality.

Far more intriguing that composting.

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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 4:47:30 PM   
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Here's tha thang.... think of it as a catchy lil slogan for doing your part in saving the world. "Fuck the Troll, save the world."

SLURP~


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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 6:31:35 PM   
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"The fact of the matter is this..." *States an opinion*

"Over-exaggerate."

"Irregardless."

STOP THIS.


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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 6:34:10 PM   
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"Irregardless."



Personal pet peeve.

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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 6:44:30 PM   
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"Irregardless."



Personal pet peeve.


Seconded. Motion passed, next person that sez it sits on the Judas Cradle.


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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 6:54:23 PM   
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"Irregardless."



Personal pet peeve.


Seconded. Motion passed, next person that sez it sits on the Judas Cradle.



Just for you......

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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 7:26:15 PM   
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lol... that was awesome, thanks!

You should see what I do to people that use WIRE HANGERS!


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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 8:43:52 PM   
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"Irregardless."



Personal pet peeve.


Seconded. Motion passed, next person that sez it sits on the Judas Cradle.



Thirded.  Also up for vote: normalcy.

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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 9:38:14 PM   
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To be honest...
honestly...

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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 9:39:52 PM   
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To be honest...
honestly...


lol... the first thing that comes to mind... and quickly out of mouth is; "So how much of that other shit was lies?"

You get some funny looks over that one. To be honest with ya.

SLURP~


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RE: Here's the thing... - 3/17/2011 9:40:54 PM   
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Welcome to the Boards MaxsBoy.

SLURP~

< Message edited by FukinTroll -- 3/17/2011 9:41:18 PM >


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