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AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 7:23:12 AM

Marc2b

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We’ve had a lot of threads about the best music out there but what about the other end of the scale. What are the worst songs? I mean the very worst… the kind that makes you slap your hands over your ears and cringe. The kind that makes you want to pick up a .45 Magnum and blow a hole in the radio and then blow a hole into the evil lowlifes who are responsible for foisting such travesty on the listening public.

My first pick is this monstrosity. I’ve nothing against sentimentality (it the right hands, like Pink Floyd, it can stir the depths of feeling) but this shit is so sickenly sweet that it causes instant diabetes.

Any version of this song. I think it was written specifically so that lame people would have something to dance to.

So, what music out there is so God awful that it would be a violation of the Geneva Convention to force anyone to listen to it?

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 7:48:18 AM

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Right now..........anything by James Taylor.

I hadn't realized how much I dislike James Taylor. Then my pressman decided that today was James Taylor day.

Now I know I totally fucking HATE James Taylor.

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 8:08:04 AM

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Sheryl Crows remake of "Sweet Child O' Mine" {Guns & Roses}
Celine Dion singing "You Shook Me All Night Long" {AC/DC}

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 8:42:26 AM

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bleeeeech http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LBmUwi6mEo

yuck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC9sEAqEjxs

and ANYTHING sung by that fucker Barney

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 8:45:53 AM

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Anything by Lady Gaga, especially Bad Romance...

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 8:47:40 AM

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Almost anything played by a country music or top 40 station.

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 8:51:25 AM

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Anything with a slide geeetar.
And Chinese opera.
And every time it's used, Autotune hurts the baby jesus/buddha/shiva/narwhale

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 9:25:21 AM

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These are my clear candidates for songs which need a Government mental health warning...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su3JdzUUuH4 - this is seven minutes of so of sheer hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Votu9addvs - what happens when you take a depressing song and make it much worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Z7iY1r3-Q - anything like this is so bad it cures migraines. Hear this and realize migraines aren't that bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7AFZXgjrgg - proof that the music industry caters for those with an IQ under 50.

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 9:34:38 AM

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i am not at ALL a fan of country music.

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And every time it's used, Autotune hurts the baby jesus/buddha/shiva/narwhale

so true!!
more importantly, it hurts MY ears. that should never happen.

while i have heard some hip-hop i like, i differentiate between hip-hop and rap -- rap i generally CAN'T STAND.

and anything sung by justin bieber. someone please just... make him go away.

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 10:14:08 AM

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cant stand techno and the tv music which brings my hand always rappidily to the remote control is the song to the simpsons...gosh would I wish they wouldn't be on TV in the first place....I am really sort of allergic to it...most of the time I manage to avoid it on time but sometime it does catch me

I feel the same about southpark or whatever it is called, thankfully thats not on here at present...

cant stand fugeez either (or whatever their name was) the ones who sing killing me softly...I hated the fact that my driving instructor loved that song...should have charged me only half the fee when that crap was on

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 11:10:14 AM

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Country. Horrible evil vile country. No no no.

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 11:22:15 AM

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Rap, played by teens at window breaking volumes. 'nuff said.
Yells to kid "turn that down"! Dear God, I've turned into my parents.

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 11:27:40 AM

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bleeeeech http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LBmUwi6mEo

Yeah... them white boys trashed the hell outta that. You should hear the original version. It is all voice - no insturments. It was used as the opening for the movie Coming to America.

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 11:36:57 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su3JdzUUuH4 - this is seven minutes of so of sheer hell.

True. Some metaphors just won't work in music. Ya won't have the recipie again, huh? Good! Becuase it tastes like shit!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Votu9addvs - what happens when you take a depressing song and make it much worse.

Not available in my country due to copyright retrictions. Usually that frustrates the hell outta me but in this case I will take your word and assume that, sometimes, copyright restrictions are my friend.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Z7iY1r3-Q - anything like this is so bad it cures migraines. Hear this and realize migraines aren't that bad.

Never heard that one before and after five seconds I knew that to be a good thing.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7AFZXgjrgg - proof that the music industry caters for those with an IQ under 50.

That's not country! I don't know what that is but I know that a real country singer would beat those people to death with his fiddle for daring to even think they can call it country!

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 11:50:43 AM

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Anything country

. Just gives me the shivers like nails on a chalk board.

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 12:30:04 PM

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Country isn't that bad, and explains why we have the blues and why the blues songs are often about depressing topics.

I admit that I like a bit of R&B, but that bit doesn't go anywhere near Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey who I would soooo love to see wearing a ballgag .. permanently. Same goes for Amy Whinearse..

To me there's much worse.. there's techno (people creating boring music by computer) trance (people trying to create techno but still learning the software) and garage (people trying to create techno with no knowledge of computers).

There's also Britpop, and people who are.. thankfully not not around anymore, such as Right Said Fred, Bros, EMF, KLF, Sinitta, the Spice Girls, and Europop, which brought us such 'delights' as Ace of Base, Roxette, among others.

But nothing is quite as effective in turning me into a psychotic, anti-social loonie as quickly or effectively as Crazy Frog.

Note to the OP: that copyright restricted link is Mariah Carey's version of 'Without You'

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 12:35:50 PM

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the blues is sometimes sad because it grew out of a culture that often had a ton of struggle. the sadness in blues is not related to the whininess in country. =p

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 12:43:08 PM

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quote:

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the blues is sometimes sad because it grew out of a culture that often had a ton of struggle. the sadness in blues is not related to the whininess in country. =p

ROFL! Quoted for truthiness. And that C&W is whiny in both senses.

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 12:43:23 PM

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the blues is sometimes sad because it grew out of a culture that often had a ton of struggle. the sadness in blues is not related to the whininess in country. =p

I know that, I was being facetious.. I also know that if it wasn't for that struggles and the blues much of the music we love simply wouldn't exist. The tragic loss of life during Katrina was one thing, but it also destroyed a piece of American culture and heritage which is a loss not only felt by Americans but the rest of the world.

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RE: AhhHHHGGGG!!!!! Turn it off!!!! (worst music) - 3/18/2011 1:59:31 PM

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Various signs of the apocalypso:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28ke4qbfG4w&feature=related

This made the neighbour's dog bark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC6Ecc1LztY&NR=1

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