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Arpig -> RE: Let's talk about lube free anal (3/28/2011 9:30:33 AM)

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One must use lube for it to be enjoyable so you are not stuffing your cock in a too tight sandpaper dry tube thing
Dude...you need to bugger a better class of slut. I rarely use any lube other than spit and have never once come across a situation even remotely like this. Every ass I have tapped dry has been adequately self-lubed to provide me with a wonderfully pleasant experience.




sexyred1 -> RE: Let's talk about lube free anal (3/28/2011 5:03:11 PM)

You are so right, Arpig. Just the other day, when it happened to me, there was no complaint of dryness or sandpapery-ness.

But then again, I am a very classy slut. [;)]




agirl -> RE: Let's talk about lube free anal (3/28/2011 6:43:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ranja

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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

Did the kid mention the horrendous stench?  Because if he wiped himself with your hair the stench in the car would be unbearable.  What did you do with the turd in your mouth?  Did you eat it?  Having been in such a position before, I found it to be a lot more involved than the simplistic way in which you've boasted.  Is your "well that is nothing" comment designed to elevate your experiences above the OPs?



would it be acceptable if i said we have a cabriolet?
... also i grew up on a farm; stinky poo smells are no biggie
and indeed my 'well that is nothing' comment was designed to elevate my 'experiences' as i am much harderer and tougherer and slutier and fuckablerer than Aileenerer

ETA you have been in this position too?


Dear God, is the brit humour really THAT lost here? I thought your post was fucking hilarious!

You really can't account for everyone that has had to chew a poo and end up stepping on senstiive toes....:(

How dare you make light of being shit on, girl!!!.....lol

agirl









SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Let's talk about lube free anal (3/28/2011 10:42:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Arpig
quote:

One must use lube for it to be enjoyable so you are not stuffing your cock in a too tight sandpaper dry tube thing
Dude...you need to bugger a better class of slut. I rarely use any lube other than spit and have never once come across a situation even remotely like this. Every ass I have tapped dry has been adequately self-lubed to provide me with a wonderfully pleasant experience.
Okay, I've done anal about 3x in my life, twice with lube, and once without. I'm not terribly inclined to repeat either again, but wouldn't say never... Some women are different, and anal doesn't come naturally to us. The mucosa there is sensitive. If we don't do pain, and the thought of anal without good lube is horrifying, it isn't fair to call us an inferior class of sluts (I can't believe I'm indignant at being excluded from classy sluts group).[:D]

I can also say from my experience, that even when men have wanted anal play, they look horrified/scared, if they don't see good/plentiful lube in the the vicinity. Once this dude was saying "Ma'am, I don't think I'm sufficiently lubricated." To which I replied, "how would you like it without any lube, like some women do sometimes?" He shut up and enjoyed. [8D] M




NuevaVida -> RE: Let's talk about lube free anal (3/28/2011 10:49:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: agirl


Dear God, is the brit humour really THAT lost here? I thought your post was fucking hilarious!

You really can't account for everyone that has had to chew a poo and end up stepping on senstiive toes....:(

How dare you make light of being shit on, girl!!!.....lol

agirl




Don't confuse not sharing humor with being sensitive.




NuevaVida -> RE: Let's talk about lube free anal (3/28/2011 10:50:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

quote:

One must use lube for it to be enjoyable so you are not stuffing your cock in a too tight sandpaper dry tube thing
Dude...you need to bugger a better class of slut. I rarely use any lube other than spit and have never once come across a situation even remotely like this. Every ass I have tapped dry has been adequately self-lubed to provide me with a wonderfully pleasant experience.



I kinda wondered about that sandpaper bit, too.




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Let's talk about lube free anal (3/28/2011 10:56:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida
I kinda wondered about that sandpaper bit, too.
Maybe she had lots of dry beans and roughage for lunch or dinner.
*just trying to help* [:D]




0ldhen -> RE: Let's talk about lube free anal (3/28/2011 11:13:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Nah, he never said that. He just grabbled my hair, threw me down and did it.

Not exactly Mr. Romance.



Butttt....Red, I thought that was romantic.




GreedyTop -> RE: Let's talk about lube free anal (3/28/2011 11:39:07 PM)

I agree with the Hen ;)




ranja -> RE: Let's talk about lube free anal (3/29/2011 12:46:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: agirl



Dear God, is the brit humour really THAT lost here? I thought your post was fucking hilarious!

You really can't account for everyone that has had to chew a poo and end up stepping on senstiive toes....:(

How dare you make light of being shit on, girl!!!.....lol

agirl








Oh my, i must truly have assimilated... that is such a compliment, TA




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