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Selectivelight -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 5:35:45 AM)
Tiny Tim! ... Aw, crap... I've never bothered to name my penis. I find the idea of personifying it about as appealing as a woman who calls her period "Aunt Flo". Though I've considered dressing it up in a little business suit and photographing it... I think it'd be worth a laugh or two.

Hillwilliam -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 5:42:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam I dont call it anything special. The ladies who have the distinct privelege of meeting Him up close and personal. That's a different story. "Him", capitalized, is a name. A special name. [:)] Firm ya got a point.

Corcoran -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 5:55:13 AM)
Somebody pass me that popcorn, this is getting interesting. careful poke keep fighting! Obligatory on-topic comment: My previous Master's was so large, mostly it referred to it as the firehose, or as he put it: "I'm a Dwagon. I'm a dwaggin' on the gwownd."

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 5:56:38 AM)
It'll resume, don't worry. Sylvere has to awaken from her elderly nap though. [;)]

daintydimples -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 6:03:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt quote: As far as names for dicks, my all time favorite is "johnson." That just cracks me up. Just for you, DD! http://www.bigjohnson.com/cgi-bin/disppage_new.cgi?id=20040627212301&p=0 OMG thank you! They're great, loud, vicious and with no redeeming social value. I want one to sleep in.

Aileen1968 -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 6:45:07 AM)
If I told anyone Shorey's nickname for his medium manmeat, he'd most likely kill me.

TreasureKY -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 8:35:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 If I told anyone Shorey's nickname for his medium manmeat, he'd most likely kill me. He's only "medium"? [;)]

kissheels -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 9:09:31 AM)
Oddy enough... Popeye!

poise -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 10:05:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Selectivelight Tiny Tim! ... Aw, crap... I've never bothered to name my penis. I find the idea of personifying it about as appealing as a woman who calls her period "Aunt Flo". Though I've considered dressing it up in a little business suit and photographing it... I think it'd be worth a laugh or two. tiptoes through the tulips When you do, please keep this thread in mind. [8D]

Selectivelight -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 12:24:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise quote: ORIGINAL: Selectivelight Tiny Tim! ... Aw, crap... I've never bothered to name my penis. I find the idea of personifying it about as appealing as a woman who calls her period "Aunt Flo". Though I've considered dressing it up in a little business suit and photographing it... I think it'd be worth a laugh or two. tiptoes through the tulips When you do, please keep this thread in mind. [8D] Certainly, Ooh, I'm going to give it little glasses and a tiny newspaper too... Darn it, now you have me -wanting- to share this. I never could resist a good photo op.

poise -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 1:32:45 PM)
That's the spirit!

mnottertail -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 1:36:56 PM)
Mr. Magoo

outhere69 -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 4:04:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker ... I hate everything that has ever existed. AAHHIIEEEE!! Me too!!! Ebil spiders again, dammit!!

FirmhandKY -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 7:25:07 PM)
FR: Q: Why do men name their penises? A: They don't want a stranger making 90% of their decisions for them. Firm

FirmhandKY -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 7:27:31 PM)
Q: Why do men name their penises? A: Because all great monuments deserve a great name.

FirmhandKY -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 7:29:57 PM)
Q: Why do men name their penises? A: Because they're our best friend! We're always shaking hands with him, and we want to introduce him to every cute girl we meet!!

FirmhandKY -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 7:32:39 PM)
Q: Why do men name their penises? A: Because we can...

FirmhandKY -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 7:34:04 PM)
Q: Why do men name their penises? A: Because it would be suspicious for them to name someone else's penis.

FirmhandKY -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 7:44:50 PM)
For the nameless among us ... The Penis Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man's Best Friend

FukinTroll -> RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." (3/22/2011 7:50:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY A person who hasn't given their dick a name ... is a woman. Firm <----- is happily a lesbian.

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