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Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 4:31:55 PM   
popeye1250


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Status: offline 		All (or most) of us guys have a "name" for it.
I heard one guy refer to his "parts" as "Jimmy and the Twins."
Mine, "Thumper."
So let's hear some "dicknames."

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 4:34:40 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 4:49:17 PM   
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You don't even know it's there.

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That's not a good thing, is it?


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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 5:01:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		My husband does not have a name for his, nor do I. 
 
We're too busy using it to name it.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 6:16:37 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 6:16:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

My husband does not have a name for his, nor do I. 
 
We're too busy using it to name it.

Giving it a name allows you to better conceptualize and personalize it, in order to maximize its utility.

A person who hasn't given their dick a name ... is a woman.

Firm


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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 6:25:21 PM   
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A person who hasn't given their dick a name ... is a woman.

Firm



I'll be sure to let Spyder know he's gender confused. 

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 6:26:49 PM   
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Kisses treasure and makes her cry, does it?

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 6:38:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		Its been my experience that males who have to name their dick are too immature for me. Just saying.

As far as names for dicks, my all time favorite is "johnson."  That just cracks me up.


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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 6:42:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

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A person who hasn't given their dick a name ... is a woman.

Firm



I'll be sure to let Spyder know he's gender confused. 


Why is he called Spyder?


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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 6:47:32 PM   
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Giving it a name allows you to better conceptualize and personalize it, in order to maximize its utility.

A person who hasn't given their dick a name ... is a woman.

Firm



I beg to differ; I've been given an honorary penis, and named him Bentham. He stays in a glass box and is counted as present but not voting at meetings.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 6:49:30 PM   
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Why is he called Spyder?



Are you sure you want to know? 

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 6:58:23 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 7:06:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: poise

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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

Georgie.




Kisses treasure and makes her cry, does it?


Hmmm... how about Treasure kisses it and makes Firm cry out? 

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 7:06:15 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 7:08:10 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 7:09:50 PM   
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Giving it a name allows you to better conceptualize and personalize it, in order to maximize its utility.

A person who hasn't given their dick a name ... is a woman.


Women name them because they think it's cute. Men name them to distract themselves from the fact that they really don't know how to use it.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 7:16:31 PM   
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I like cupcakes.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 7:19:49 PM   
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As far as names for dicks, my all time favorite is "johnson."  That just cracks me up.

Just for you, DD!
http://www.bigjohnson.com/cgi-bin/disppage_new.cgi?id=20040627212301&p=0


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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/21/2011 7:25:38 PM   
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I hate everything that has ever existed.



I like cupcakes.


I don't like you. 

However...you have nice hair.

I still don't like you.


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