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NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:14:24 AM)

The only thing I do not know is why kids love the sensational taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.



SorceressJ -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:19:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

I keep myself trimmed with scissors.
There's nothing worse than going down on a woman and getting a mouth full of hair so I return the favor and keep it neat.


Good for you! Nothing ruins a blowjob faster than...grrhhh...thhhwwwpptt....spit


This reminds me of a joke: what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *HACK koff thhhwwwpptt* [:D]



FelineFae -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:24:23 AM)

Trimming is okay, but men need fur, at least down there.



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:27:58 AM)

Aynne, I thank you for your contribution.  So far, you know what it's all about.  You know the luxury that is provided.  You understand.  You should feel proud of yourself, because you are in a position of POWER.

Aynne...I want you, once you complete reading this post, to turn your body ninety-degrees, so you do not face the monitor, and lift your arm in the air, with your fist pointed out.  This pose signifies that on this day, you posted with power.  You posted...with excellence.



Aynne88 -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:30:07 AM)

I would so spank you if you were within arms reach. Hard. 



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:31:38 AM)

You tantalizing older ladies and your instinctual habits to jump on fresh meat.  It's cute, I like it!  Builds character!  You'll make it big in this business! 



needlesandpins -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:33:09 AM)

again........giggles at this thread. CM is making my morning!

NS you are a very bad man. you make all these claims and yet no evidence to prove it. i'll bet you're as hairy as a bison really, just a smoothy wannabe [:D]

for me personally, i like to keep smooth and in doing so i love to feel smooth skin against me. however, that doesn't mean though that the whole body has to be done. my ex was very hairy and it would have taken forever for him to keep smooth, plus think of all that prickley regrowth! but the guy i see now has just enough hair that he keeps trimmed and neat, then just the essentials smooth. he is also usually clean shaven for work too but i like chin stubble on my smooth pussy so he lets it grow for me.

i do have a thing about watching a man shave though even if it's just his face. but i can imagine getting very bored watching a guy do his whole body.

also i have asked my plaything if he would wax for me. i have a lady who used to do my waxing and has no problems with the kink side of life. so that could prove to be alot of fun!

needles





LaTigresse -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:34:37 AM)


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I would so spank you if you were within arms reach. Hard. 


And I just have a strong desire to keep him from his 'products' for a month solid, hosing him down with the garden hose and some Borax once a day, and make him crawl and beg for his moisturizer......[:D]



needlesandpins -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:38:27 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Aynne88

I would so spank you if you were within arms reach. Hard. 


And I just have a strong desire to keep him from his 'products' for a month solid, hosing him down with the garden hose and some Borax once a day, and make him crawl and beg for his moisturizer......[:D]


[sm=rofl.gif]

needles



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:38:40 AM)

NeedlesAndPins, even though you made one of the most heinous accusations towards me, I like you.  I desire you naked.

Now I personally think it is best to get it all waxed off.  Shaving does take too long, especially if you let it grow out.  Then there's the whole ingrown hairs debacle...





flcouple2009 -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:45:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: Aynne88

I would so spank you if you were within arms reach. Hard. 


And I just have a strong desire to keep him from his 'products' for a month solid, hosing him down with the garden hose and some Borax once a day, and make him crawl and beg for his moisturizer......[:D]


Now I have this vision of you going "Silence of the Lambs" on him with the hose and a basket of mosturizer.  [sm=ballchain.gif]



FelineFae -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:50:17 AM)

Neah, give him white deodorant stick instead of lotion, it'll keep away those in grown hairs.


See, i'm helpful. [:)]



LaTigresse -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:52:08 AM)


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ORIGINAL: flcouple2009

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: Aynne88

I would so spank you if you were within arms reach. Hard. 


And I just have a strong desire to keep him from his 'products' for a month solid, hosing him down with the garden hose and some Borax once a day, and make him crawl and beg for his moisturizer......[:D]


Now I have this vision of you going "Silence of the Lambs" on him with the hose and a basket of mosturizer.  [sm=ballchain.gif]




Hmmmmmmmmm.........now that you mention it I do like exotic leathers and I can sew....

Ohhhhhhh NSsssssssssssss



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:54:30 AM)

O_O

Holy Misery, Batman.



Aynne88 -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:55:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: Aynne88

I would so spank you if you were within arms reach. Hard. 


And I just have a strong desire to keep him from his 'products' for a month solid, hosing him down with the garden hose and some Borax once a day, and make him crawl and beg for his moisturizer......[:D]


lol! And make him wash his hair with...a bar of soap! The horrors ;)

LaT, he probably has more "product" than you and I combined. It's like a damn cosmetic counter at Nordstroms in his bathroom I am willing to bet.



Aynne88 -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:56:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: flcouple2009

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: Aynne88

I would so spank you if you were within arms reach. Hard. 


And I just have a strong desire to keep him from his 'products' for a month solid, hosing him down with the garden hose and some Borax once a day, and make him crawl and beg for his moisturizer......[:D]


Now I have this vision of you going "Silence of the Lambs" on him with the hose and a basket of mosturizer.  [sm=ballchain.gif]



Haha! Moisturizer from the drugstore, generic brand! Torture!



FelineFae -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:56:56 AM)

But its pretty...



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 4:59:13 AM)

I will admit, I have four different types of shampoo at any given time.  As well as conditioners. 

It may seem slightly narcissistic, but I can't help it.



FelineFae -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 5:29:34 AM)

You should skip the shampoo, it does evil things to hair.



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." (3/22/2011 5:43:18 AM)

Then how will I be silky-smooth?



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