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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 5:46:00 AM

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Oh, i dunno hen... nothing more exciting than having my nose buried in some crisp hairs when giving a blow job.

Any woman that can get her nose down to My pubes is accomplishing something rare.

Just sayin.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 5:50:18 AM

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Then how will I be silky-smooth?

Conditioner, Silly. Its good for your hair.

Most shampoo have way too harsh cleansers in them, which can break down hair's structure, leading to split ends and breakage.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 5:54:51 AM

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I do not understand.

You can show me?

Okay, that was the worst attempt I've ever done. I formally apologize to all.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 5:57:40 AM

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Are you asking me to condition your hair, or break out visual aids for the effects of harsh cleansers on hair structure ?
* smirk *

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 5:59:37 AM

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The former.

I also may be wearing expensive clothing, so we might want to discard any apparel.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 6:04:30 AM

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Can Sylvere come too ?

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 6:06:36 AM

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It'll be like an ever better Three's Company.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 6:12:35 AM

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"Three's Company" + BDSM ...

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 6:13:30 AM

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Some people call it ratings.

I call it YouTube material.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 6:17:38 AM

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You'd give it away for free ? Slut.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 6:20:31 AM

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This is why I am a financial disaster.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 6:21:53 AM

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That's okay. You're young and you still have time to figure things out. We still love you.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 6:25:25 AM

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Actually I'm four-hundred years old and feed off the blood of girls to sustain my youth.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 6:28:55 AM

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By now (except those living in Kentucky...kidding) you have all heard about the term, "manscaping." I enjoy manscaping, and I am glad it is commonly accepted and even seen as desirable. Body hair is something that disgusts me, and I have gone from shaving to waxing at the first signs of growth.

Now I know there's some historians out there that see body hair as a sign of masculinity or "rugged" however let me tell you that nothing beats the feeling of having such a smooth surface. Your partner will love it too. In fact, I think it is only fair that a man keep up his end of the bargain if a woman has to rid of her body hair! Not only that, but it shows off your physique, and when you apply some baby oil to give it that shine....oooh, you'll be looking absolutely...dashing.

The road to being a well-groomed man is not cheap. With exfoliating creams, and the like, you may find it a little expensive but in the end you will feel like you're driving a Corvette. That Corvette is your body. Let's face it...with manscaping you will make your woman feel even more appreciated. Dominant or not, you will make her melt...not literally however, or that would be murder.

When you're a sex icon in your community, you will walk down the street with that extra bounce in your step. You will take your shirt off at the beach. You will point to that cute valley-girl and wink at her. You will be one step closer...to excellence.

Thank you for your time.

I considered it one time. She was steadfastly against it. I guess all women are not looking for the same thing. Imagine that.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 6:32:18 AM

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You should've done it anyways to show her who calls the shots.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 6:45:55 AM

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How cute, NS has admitted to being a total metrosexual. I like a man who is well groomed, although I would be surprised to see a guy waxed.

Trimmed is cool, especially if you are super hairy.

NS, I hear that WEN is looking for men for his infomercial to start marketing to guys.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 6:52:01 AM

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Love me... Love my body hair.

I hate shaving. It's five more minutes in the morning that I could be sleeping.

Besides, that first shave was a major disappointment for me. There I was (all of thirteen years old) standing in front of the bathroom mirror with the razor in one hand and the can of shaving cream in the other, delighted that I had reached this milestone in my life... "Today, I am a man."

Five minutes later I'm dripping blood all over the sink and thinking to myself: This sucks! What useful purpose can this possible serve? I wasn't allowed a beard during high school but I still shaved as little as I possible could - fortunately, it was the '80's so I could get away with long sideburns (all photos of me in that era are being systematicall tracked down and burned). Once I was out of high school I grew a full beard and have had one ever since. I don't even have a razor and shaving cream in my home (well, not until my gal pal drop of a few items for her overnights). I just go to Supercuts once a month and have them hack it back.

I don't care for hairy women either. I'm not really into bare pussies for the same reason Aynee is... there is something juvenile and distasteful about it (for the record: as long as the pussy in question is 18 or over, I'll still fuck it sore). On the other hand I don't care for the kind of bush that needs to be hacked away with a machete for me to find the hole: "Hang on, sweetheart... I think I'm getting closer!); so some trimming is welcome.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 6:55:31 AM

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This is Shorey in the morning before his coffee.

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 7:18:34 AM

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Sexyyyyyyyyyy!

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RE: Let's Talk About "Manscaping." - 3/22/2011 7:26:01 AM

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Oh, i dunno hen... nothing more exciting than having my nose buried in some crisp hairs when giving a blow job.

Any woman that can get her nose down to My pubes is accomplishing something rare.

Just sayin.

That statement requires proof.

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